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Originally Posted by stevie667
Walking home and in a minature golf course, thanks to the miracle of XL tequila bottles!  |
So... were you drunk, or were you using the neck of the bottle as a masturbation aid?
"If I could make love to a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
I'd search the world over to find one
that had the exact same circumference as you"