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Old 05-19-2004, 10:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Couldn't get it in?

Edit : editing it due to the mass spam sent out by seven to RL friends of mine, call me wierd but I dont mind people on here knowing about my cack, but not my RL friends =)
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Old signature just wasn't doing it for me anymore, so now I have this new one. It's equally as stupid but at least it looks really long. I'm probably just going to keep typing until I run out of things to babble about and see how many people actually read this. I once ran down a hill, fell down and hurt my elbow; my mom said I would be ok, she kissed it and made it all better. I've run out of things to say now, so if you have read this whole thing, congratulations you get a gold star!

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Old 05-19-2004, 11:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Simple solution; lube. And you might wanna "warm up the oven" first. Give her a lot of foreplay and it might work better.
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Old 05-19-2004, 11:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Sounds as though she was tensing up a lot. If a baby can fit through there, just about anything can. It sounds as though she may have been really nervous, and when things started to go wrong, they just got worse from there.
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Old 05-19-2004, 11:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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like stare at the sun said, you might have to warm her up a bit longer. it sounds like she might've been nervous, and therefore she wasn't relaxed down there. just go slow and build up to it...

also, if you are able to get it in, she still could be tense... making her quite tight down there, so don't freak out if you don't last as long as normal. that's what happened with me and my current girlfriend the first four times we had sex.
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Old 05-19-2004, 11:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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*Spit on it* and can I say....finger fucking? : ) Have fun..Next time.
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Old 05-19-2004, 11:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
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"Push harder it always goes in"

One of my favorite sayings.
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Old 05-19-2004, 11:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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"Push harder it always goes in"

One of my favorite sayings.
lol umm thx, and i'll blame you when my dick snaps in half....


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Old signature just wasn't doing it for me anymore, so now I have this new one. It's equally as stupid but at least it looks really long. I'm probably just going to keep typing until I run out of things to babble about and see how many people actually read this. I once ran down a hill, fell down and hurt my elbow; my mom said I would be ok, she kissed it and made it all better. I've run out of things to say now, so if you have read this whole thing, congratulations you get a gold star!

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Old 05-20-2004, 12:06 AM   #8 (permalink)
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It's probley just nerves.

I dought it's this.
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Old 05-20-2004, 04:53 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Lube cures all.
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Old 05-20-2004, 05:17 AM   #10 (permalink)
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If you couldn't get it in the front door, should have tried the back!

Don't worry, just be patient and take it slow. Get over your nerves and all will be well.
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Old 05-20-2004, 05:36 AM   #11 (permalink)
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*Spit on it* and can I say....finger fucking? : )


just what I was about to say! If your fingers can get through then your dick can as well
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Old 05-20-2004, 07:50 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Lube is the way to go.
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Old 05-20-2004, 09:00 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Lots of petting, oral, lube. Get it nice and wet, lube it up, and that should do it.
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Old 05-20-2004, 09:24 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Did you tell her your nick name in high school was big sexy?

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Old 05-20-2004, 10:16 PM   #15 (permalink)
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haha fuck, how did i know that a close friend would read this =P
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Old signature just wasn't doing it for me anymore, so now I have this new one. It's equally as stupid but at least it looks really long. I'm probably just going to keep typing until I run out of things to babble about and see how many people actually read this. I once ran down a hill, fell down and hurt my elbow; my mom said I would be ok, she kissed it and made it all better. I've run out of things to say now, so if you have read this whole thing, congratulations you get a gold star!
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Old 05-24-2004, 08:00 PM   #16 (permalink)
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you took down the original post, but I'm betting on vaginismus. The vaginal muscles clamp down, sometimes making penetration impossible. This is usually a reation to some kind of past abuse. Lube will not help. Lots of foreplay and relaxation may not help either. Medical treatment may help, using graduataly increasing sized dialators.
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Old 05-24-2004, 08:25 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Try different positions!!!! That's what worked for nwlinkvxd and me.
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Old 05-27-2004, 06:21 PM   #18 (permalink)
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"Push harder it always goes in"

One of my favorite sayings.
Or as my friend says I can't cum till I smell blood.
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Old 05-28-2004, 01:01 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I killed the thread go me
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Old 05-28-2004, 09:02 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Try a shoe horn.
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