04-23-2004, 07:29 AM | #7 (permalink) |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Puhleeeeeeeeeeeze
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
04-23-2004, 08:23 AM | #10 (permalink) |
Addict
Location: Native America
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"Oh, all right. But make it a quickie." (He always wants to have sex just as I'm ready to go to sleep!)
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04-23-2004, 09:25 AM | #13 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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I said: "Now this is a one time thing, one friend helping out another friend..."
He said: "If we're going to do this, we're going to do it right" And we did.
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04-23-2004, 04:44 PM | #14 (permalink) |
Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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Some things said before
"Wwhat the fuck are you--oh" "Lets hurry up" "But what if your parent hear us?" "Make it quick" "We're out?"
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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war |
04-24-2004, 06:48 AM | #18 (permalink) |
Observant Ruminant
Location: Rich Wannabe Hippie Town
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The wife and I have a slogan we shout out before sex when something goes wrong:
TRUE SEX! A "true sex" moment happens when: - You both get into position, look up, and see all three housecats on the edge of the bed, watching intently. - The missus is using a diaphram and, when she lays down, the damn thing pops out of place and flies across the room (we changed methods) - The boys at the condom factory decided to have a joke and made a condom which was fused shut on the inside, halfway down. And there it is, stuck on the tip and refusing to be pulled down. And it's THE LAST GODDAMN CONDOM IN THE BOX. - I lose all manual motor control and am somehow entirely incompetent to disengage her bra catch. Sometimes I shout it out. Sometimes she does. Sometimes we're of one mind and shout it out together. Anyway, it helps anybody from getting too steamed up about a few minor bumps in the road to connubial bliss -- and there are _always_ bumps. |
04-24-2004, 01:51 PM | #24 (permalink) | |
I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
Location: Upper Michigan
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Last time we had a True Sex moment was when the kid just happened to wake up as we were heading to the bedroom while stripping our clothes off. I called out to hubby. "Start without me." Aside from the standard lines "Ya wanna play." and the like, I think the most unusual lines have been said while we were swinging. Like "Well, How do we get started." Said by a 40 yr old woman.
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04-25-2004, 08:08 PM | #25 (permalink) |
The Best thing that never happened to you
Location: Silverdale, WA
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"Wanna see my tan line?" Me: "uh, sure"
Me, being a relative rookie to the whole sex world, says, "what are you doing? She says "showing you my tan line", "But you're taking off your pants?" She says, "we can't fuck with our pants on can we?" I can be really dumb sometimes, and it's always the inopportune times it seems
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04-29-2004, 08:51 AM | #28 (permalink) |
Huzzah for Welcome Week, Much beer shall I imbibe.
Location: UCSB
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"Of course I love you"
/one ticket please
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I'm leaving for the University of California: Santa Barbara in 5 hours, give me your best college advice - things I need, good ideas, bad ideas, nooky, ect. Originally Posted by Norseman on another forum: "Yeah, the problem with the world is the stupid people are all cocksure of themselves and the intellectuals are full of doubt." |
04-29-2004, 11:52 AM | #29 (permalink) |
Cautiously soaring
Location: exploring my new home in SF
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Can we go twice tonight?
incoherent drunk mumblings well...
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04-29-2004, 08:56 PM | #30 (permalink) |
Oh dear God he breeded
Location: Arizona
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I was once asked before hand, the Stupid Queastion of all time by some bimbo I picked up at a party while we were on our way to one of the back bed rooms.
"Will you still respect me in the morning?" Seeing as I was slightly buzzed, and in a good enough mood I didn't care if I got laid or not, I deisided to tell the truth. "I don't even respect you now." Instead of getting pissed and storming off like I expected, she stopped, looked up at me, and said "Well, it can't hurt your opinion of me then." before draggin me into the bed room and fucking my brains out. To this day I have no idea how the night managed to work out that way....
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Bad spellers of the world untie!!! I am the one you warned me of I seem to have misplaced the bullet with your name on it, but I have a whole box addressed to occupant. |
05-03-2004, 07:55 PM | #35 (permalink) | |
Crazy
Location: Ann Arbor, MI
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As far as pre-sex words: "So shall I get Don Juan (a vibrator) out of his house?"
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