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Originally posted by kalashnikov
then there's the old TRUE SEX moment of the "blow job belch" by the girlfriend which made both of us laugh too hard to continue for a while.
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I can beat that. My ex was riding me and after having finished, she got off of me and let out a loud queaf right onto my dick.
As far as pre-sex words: "So shall I get Don Juan (a vibrator) out of his house?"