I was once asked before hand, the Stupid Queastion of all time by some bimbo I picked up at a party while we were on our way to one of the back bed rooms.
"Will you still respect me in the morning?"
Seeing as I was slightly buzzed, and in a good enough mood I didn't care if I got laid or not, I deisided to tell the truth.
"I don't even respect you now."
Instead of getting pissed and storming off like I expected, she stopped, looked up at me, and said
"Well, it can't hurt your opinion of me then." before draggin me into the bed room and fucking my brains out. To this day I have no idea how the night managed to work out that way....
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Bad spellers of the world untie!!!
I am the one you warned me of
I seem to have misplaced the bullet with your name on it, but I have a whole box addressed to occupant.
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