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The wife and I have a slogan we shout out before sex when something goes wrong:
TRUE SEX!
A "true sex" moment happens when:
- You both get into position, look up, and see all three housecats on the edge of the bed, watching intently.
- The missus is using a diaphram and, when she lays down, the damn thing pops out of place and flies across the room (we changed methods)
- The boys at the condom factory decided to have a joke and made a condom which was fused shut on the inside, halfway down. And there it is, stuck on the tip and refusing to be pulled down. And it's THE LAST GODDAMN CONDOM IN THE BOX.
- I lose all manual motor control and am somehow entirely incompetent to disengage her bra catch.
Sometimes I shout it out. Sometimes she does. Sometimes we're of one mind and shout it out together. Anyway, it helps anybody from getting too steamed up about a few minor bumps in the road to connubial bliss -- and there are _always_ bumps.
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