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Old 04-23-2004, 01:21 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2004, 02:10 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Oh yes, foreign languages kick ass.

Finnish, Swedish and Russian are the hottest varieties i've sampled.

Personally, I kinda like it when they can't say anything for a looong, looong time... kinda curl up into a ball and lose themselves.

That and:

"You should write a book. Serious."

(several lasses have suggested that, maybe I should... )
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:41 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!
"I can't feel my hands"
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:15 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Location: MD
"Hey who are you and and how did I end up in your room without any clothes on?" "I feel really groggy...."
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Old 04-23-2004, 05:57 AM   #45 (permalink)
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"I think I orgasmed 100 times!" (they did)
"I'm going to be sore for a week!"
"thank you! thank you!"
"We are so good at that."
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Old 04-23-2004, 08:34 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Location: Native America
"You're so tight I think all the skin got rubbed off my dick."
"I think you killed me, I can't move."
"THAT was some good shit!"

(Primal is soooo romantic sometimes)
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Old 04-23-2004, 08:50 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Location: ...We have a problem.
Are you as sweaty as I am?
I'm still shaking...
Wanna do it again?
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Old 04-23-2004, 01:19 PM   #48 (permalink)
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"Clear!" Eeeert *ZAP!* *whine of charging compacitors* "Clear!"

I've got to stop dating women from the rest home.
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Old 04-23-2004, 07:15 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Location: here but I wish I lived there
You are going to kill me!

OR

We are going to kill each other.

AND

I m sorry for ripping off half your skin on your back.

Said after 5 hours of love making and our bodies just gave out.


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Old 04-24-2004, 10:26 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Tears of euphoria, followed by near physical incapacitation, followed by, "It was like I was in another dimension, I just can't explain it."

Ownage, baby.
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Old 04-24-2004, 08:25 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Location: The one state that doesn't have black outs: TEXAS BABY!!!
That was yummy...or...
I feel filled..
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Old 04-24-2004, 09:19 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Location: South Carolina
"What did you say your name was again?"

"Do you think the neighbors heard" (When we were in the country with the closest neighbors being 3-4 miles away)
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Old 04-26-2004, 05:22 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Location: There's no place like home..
labored breathing is always nice, but WOW with nothing after that is a great boost!
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Old 04-27-2004, 05:52 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Location: London
"Was that it? I thought there would be more".
"Are you in? I can't tell".

Actually, nothing says it better than "I love you" as she squirms around on the bed.

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Old 04-27-2004, 09:18 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Location: oregon
that's easy.

"i love you"
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Old 04-27-2004, 08:40 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Location: tentative, at best
"You're the best, baby - want to buy another hour?"

O.K. - seriously now - the two best things I've heard:
"On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm giving your tongue a 12." and
"When we break up, I'm suing for custody of that cock."
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Old 04-27-2004, 09:09 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Location: Alexandria, VA
"Oh my GOD - *pant pant* I love your tongue" - I love it when my girlfriend says that
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Old 04-28-2004, 02:36 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Location: Tennessee
"Hulk smash!"

ok, so i have a fetish
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Old 04-28-2004, 08:22 AM   #59 (permalink)
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Location: Long Island
Before Kids = "Your big cock feels so good inside me, I am numb everywhere, I love you so much"

After Kids = "that was good, I love you, lets watch TV"
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Old 04-28-2004, 08:40 AM   #60 (permalink)
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Location: Ga
I cant move that was so good
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Old 04-28-2004, 09:58 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Location: Houston TX
I just like hearing "Yummy"

for a couple of reasons.. but yeah.. dunno why but I like it
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Old 04-28-2004, 10:02 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Location: Cali
"Amazing"
"Oh my God you are my Hero"
Lastly I like it when they just call you and tell you that they can't stop smiling all day. God I love sex.
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Old 04-28-2004, 10:28 AM   #63 (permalink)
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"Mmmm, that was tasty."
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Old 04-28-2004, 11:02 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Location: The Burgh
it would be great to hear an appaluas
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Old 04-28-2004, 04:23 PM   #65 (permalink)
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The only thing I like to hear is a lot of moaning and panting. When she is unable to speak, thats when you know you did a good job.
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Old 04-28-2004, 04:37 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana
My favorite was:
"Baby, you are So tight you feel like a virgin."

Later on it was something like,
"...whew...where in gawds name did you learn to do THAT?!!"
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Old 04-28-2004, 05:11 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Location: Florida
Today I heard, "My legs hurt."

And the simple, "Oh My God" is always nice.
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Old 04-29-2004, 11:26 AM   #68 (permalink)
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"I can't Move"
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Old 04-29-2004, 11:32 AM   #69 (permalink)
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Location: Ohio! yay!
so..... what's REALLY with the bloody clown suit...?
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Old 04-30-2004, 12:23 PM   #70 (permalink)
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baaaaaaa baaaaaaaa
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Old 04-30-2004, 02:42 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Location: the land of milk and honey
that was so good you can have your money back
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Old 04-30-2004, 02:45 PM   #72 (permalink)
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that was so good you can have your money back
must be your girlfriend......
 
Old 04-30-2004, 04:01 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Location: exploring my new home in SF
I can't tell you how fucking good you feel
I'm Coming, I'm coming, etc.
If you don't stop that I am going to fuck the hell out of you
Get on the ground so I can fuck you
Grab my ass, GRAB MY ASS
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Old 04-30-2004, 05:56 PM   #74 (permalink)
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*gulp*


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Old 04-30-2004, 07:53 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Location: the land of milk and honey
Quote:
Originally posted by :::OshnSoul:::
must be your girlfriend......
I don't pay my girlfriend,. . . . . . keep it up, i got more
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Old 05-01-2004, 07:31 AM   #76 (permalink)
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Location: under the bodhi tree.... *bling*
"i need a nap" or a span of random gibberish is always good to hear
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Old 05-04-2004, 12:06 PM   #77 (permalink)
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So, that's why Aunt Tina married you!
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Old 05-04-2004, 12:50 PM   #78 (permalink)
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I have to get up early for work, I'll call you later...

(the whole sleepover thing got really old years ago -- Just go home already)
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Old 05-04-2004, 09:49 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Location: in my imagination
"you are SOOOOO good at that...."

or

"that was definitely mind blowing"

the second one probably wasnt the exact words they said, but the first one was.

i personally love hearing dirty talk.
and "i love you" only if they mean it and are special to me.
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Old 05-04-2004, 09:57 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Location: New Jersey
The door, along with all the problems of a relationship.
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