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Old 04-21-2004, 09:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
The Death Card
 
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Things you love hearing after sex

Time to boost your egos out there... after sex, what's the greatest thing you've ever heard?

I'll start it out with one i heard yesterday

Quote:
It feels like I had a truck driven through me!
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Old 04-21-2004, 09:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Well, since this seems to be a thread for boasting....*ahem*

"I love riding your huge cock"

Not too imaginative, but still.
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Old 04-21-2004, 09:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh, and my favorite

"I love you"

^only from one special person though
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Old 04-21-2004, 10:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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"what do you mean, 'you want to get me off again' "... *evil grin/bows down*
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Old 04-21-2004, 10:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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" Okay, I will do it again BUT..........you just got some"
Hehehehe No one can handle me!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-21-2004, 10:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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"See ya" is always nice...heh, heh
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Old 04-21-2004, 10:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Oh
My
God

my personal favorite

That and
"Wow, nobody who looks at you would ever know you can do that..."
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Old 04-21-2004, 11:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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remember... these have to be ACTUALLY said

thats a damn good Paq
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Old 04-22-2004, 12:11 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Ok, seriously, sometimes it does feel like a truck being driven through you... *devious laughter*
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Old 04-22-2004, 12:36 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Orr
I totally forgot

another of my faves: Absolute silence...she passed out from hyperventilation
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Old 04-22-2004, 12:42 AM   #11 (permalink)
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"KABOOM!. So THERE's the KABOOM!."

My fiance said that after we made love during/after the Marvin the Martian cartoon where he says "Where's the Kaboom, there was supposed to be an Earth shattering Kaboom"
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Old 04-22-2004, 03:50 AM   #12 (permalink)
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"Has anyone told you that you are SO good at that?"

I go to sleep smiling after comments like that
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Old 04-22-2004, 04:06 AM   #13 (permalink)
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'that was...er...i'm just gona...er...lie here and...er...get my breath'

-now, without seeing the person saying that, it doesn't sound that good, but if you saw the grin on her face...
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Old 04-22-2004, 04:23 AM   #14 (permalink)
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My fav was that my SO was unable to talk...she kept trying to say something, but just ended up crying and hugging and kissing me.

She failed to realize the power contained in the ANGRY IRISH INCH!!!!
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Old 04-22-2004, 04:27 AM   #15 (permalink)
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deep, gasping breathing.
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Old 04-22-2004, 04:36 AM   #16 (permalink)
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"AGAIN?!?!?"
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Old 04-22-2004, 04:56 AM   #17 (permalink)
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mmmmm that was fun...
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Old 04-22-2004, 05:13 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Sometimes I get to hear "again, again!" a la Teletubbies...
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Old 04-22-2004, 05:19 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I personally like "OMG!" or "Holy Shit!" or "Can we do it again paleassssssssssssssssssseee!".
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Old 04-22-2004, 05:30 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Oh
My
God

my personal favorite

That and
"Wow, nobody who looks at you would ever know you can do that..."
I agree to both....Although a hearty "Oh God" or two doesn't have to wait until things are finished to be appropriate
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Old 04-22-2004, 05:39 AM   #21 (permalink)
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"Daddy, you just smashed my cigarettes!"

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Old 04-22-2004, 06:10 AM   #22 (permalink)
plays well with others
 
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*gasp*

"catch me?"


edit: were it not mandated that you actually ~heard~ these, I would have ventured "so, how would you like me to pay you?"...
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Old 04-22-2004, 06:29 AM   #23 (permalink)
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"Can we do it again paleassssssssssssssssssseee!".
PALEASS???
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Old 04-22-2004, 06:44 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I like to hear, one more time! or..
I can't walk my legs feel so weak.
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:40 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I can't walk my legs feel so weak.
I've said that before Good times.... I feel a sister thread coming on....

As far as things I love hearing, "I love you" is nice. But the sound of heavy breathing and of a heart beating really fast is awesome.
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:42 AM   #26 (permalink)
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"don't move. i mean it...don't move. i want look at you for a long time so i can always remember."
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Old 04-22-2004, 08:33 AM   #27 (permalink)
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"It feels like me touching me"

"You need to date as many women as you can, you need to spread that around."
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Old 04-22-2004, 08:59 AM   #28 (permalink)
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My personal favorites would be from fight club:

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"

"I want to have your abortion" (this is on the dvd's extras)

Helena Bonham Carter is so skankaly delicious in that movie
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Old 04-22-2004, 09:15 AM   #29 (permalink)
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i like the .... " again......come on again"
or
...."my legs are numb....I can't even feel them"

but my absolute....cream in my pants, stop me dead in my tracks favourite is when.....a girl just screams out loud or moans so loud....that it wakes up the house.......that one finished me off instantly!
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Old 04-22-2004, 09:20 AM   #30 (permalink)
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From a girl who thought I was all nice and innocent and would be "ok" in bed:

"Where the FUCK did THAT come from??"

referring to me destroying her. She walked funny for a day because of it.

Most recently:

"...........*flops on bed* HOLY SHIT............*hard breathing*"
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Old 04-22-2004, 09:26 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2004, 09:43 AM   #32 (permalink)
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oh
i totally forgot the

"i can't move or i'll cum again"

thats' after i'm up and dressed and she's still lying there tangled in the sheets...
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:31 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Quote:
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"Can we do it again paleassssssssssssssssssseee!".

PALEASS???
A banging so thorough that the English language was knocked right out her head. Or has my roommate used to say "Screwed Stupid."

I'm a big fan of the heavy breathing. I also dig the hyperventilating. In general, if she's incapable of coherent speech, it's a winner.
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:53 AM   #34 (permalink)
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She failed to realize the power contained in the ANGRY IRISH INCH!!!!


Boom!!! Bazooka Joe!
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Old 04-22-2004, 02:39 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Ok ok, so maybe not during sex, but during the whole general process... "Your tongue is like magic...."

/me *Beaming Smile*
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Old 04-22-2004, 05:19 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Oh
My
God

my personal favorite

That and
"Wow, nobody who looks at you would ever know you can do that..."
ive had the 2nd one said twice before.. OMG is always good to hear too lol..
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:01 PM   #37 (permalink)
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"You. Are. The. Best"
"Where did you learn that?"
"You look so beautiful lying there, I just have to have you again"
"I love you"

Now if I could find someone to say those things...and mean them.
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:16 PM   #38 (permalink)
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/me raises hand
Oo OO Sabrina!!! oo
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Old 04-22-2004, 08:14 PM   #39 (permalink)
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"Your oral skills are amazing! Do that again...pleaaase!"


*polite bow*
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Old 04-23-2004, 12:40 AM   #40 (permalink)
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"kimoji yo" repeated a billion times

"ichau!!!"

"daisuki"

sex in english is boring
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