04-21-2004, 09:43 PM | #1 (permalink) | |
The Death Card
Location: EH!?!?
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Things you love hearing after sex
Time to boost your egos out there... after sex, what's the greatest thing you've ever heard?
I'll start it out with one i heard yesterday Quote:
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04-21-2004, 09:54 PM | #2 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: Ottawa (frozen hellscape)
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Well, since this seems to be a thread for boasting....*ahem*
"I love riding your huge cock" Not too imaginative, but still.
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04-22-2004, 12:42 AM | #11 (permalink) |
Lost
Location: One step closer to the padded cell...
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"KABOOM!. So THERE's the KABOOM!."
My fiance said that after we made love during/after the Marvin the Martian cartoon where he says "Where's the Kaboom, there was supposed to be an Earth shattering Kaboom"
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04-22-2004, 04:23 AM | #14 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: NC
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My fav was that my SO was unable to talk...she kept trying to say something, but just ended up crying and hugging and kissing me.
She failed to realize the power contained in the ANGRY IRISH INCH!!!!
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04-22-2004, 04:36 AM | #16 (permalink) |
Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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"AGAIN?!?!?"
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04-22-2004, 05:30 AM | #20 (permalink) | |
zomgomgomgomgomgomg
Location: Fauxenix, Azerona
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04-22-2004, 07:40 AM | #25 (permalink) | |
Is In Love
Location: I'm workin' on it
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As far as things I love hearing, "I love you" is nice. But the sound of heavy breathing and of a heart beating really fast is awesome.
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04-22-2004, 08:59 AM | #28 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: ohio
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My personal favorites would be from fight club:
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school" "I want to have your abortion" (this is on the dvd's extras) Helena Bonham Carter is so skankaly delicious in that movie
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04-22-2004, 09:15 AM | #29 (permalink) |
face f$cker
Location: canada
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i like the .... " again......come on again"
or ...."my legs are numb....I can't even feel them" but my absolute....cream in my pants, stop me dead in my tracks favourite is when.....a girl just screams out loud or moans so loud....that it wakes up the house.......that one finished me off instantly! |
04-22-2004, 09:20 AM | #30 (permalink) |
Banned
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From a girl who thought I was all nice and innocent and would be "ok" in bed:
"Where the FUCK did THAT come from??" referring to me destroying her. She walked funny for a day because of it. Most recently: "...........*flops on bed* HOLY SHIT............*hard breathing*" |
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big damn hero
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I'm a big fan of the heavy breathing. I also dig the hyperventilating. In general, if she's incapable of coherent speech, it's a winner.
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04-22-2004, 11:53 AM | #34 (permalink) | |
Addict
Location: P-Town, WA
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Boom!!! Bazooka Joe!
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Old signature just wasn't doing it for me anymore, so now I have this new one. It's equally as stupid but at least it looks really long. I'm probably just going to keep typing until I run out of things to babble about and see how many people actually read this. I once ran down a hill, fell down and hurt my elbow; my mom said I would be ok, she kissed it and made it all better. I've run out of things to say now, so if you have read this whole thing, congratulations you get a gold star! |
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04-22-2004, 07:01 PM | #37 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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"You. Are. The. Best"
"Where did you learn that?" "You look so beautiful lying there, I just have to have you again" "I love you" Now if I could find someone to say those things...and mean them.
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