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"You're the best, baby - want to buy another hour?"
O.K. - seriously now - the two best things I've heard:
"On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm giving your tongue a 12." and
"When we break up, I'm suing for custody of that cock."
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If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors:
"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.
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