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Ace_O_Spades 04-21-2004 09:43 PM

Things you love hearing after sex
 
Time to boost your egos out there... after sex, what's the greatest thing you've ever heard?

I'll start it out with one i heard yesterday

Quote:

It feels like I had a truck driven through me!

LiquidSquid 04-21-2004 09:54 PM

Well, since this seems to be a thread for boasting....*ahem*

"I love riding your huge cock"

Not too imaginative, but still.

Ace_O_Spades 04-21-2004 09:55 PM

Oh, and my favorite

"I love you"

^only from one special person though

bparker805 04-21-2004 10:01 PM

"what do you mean, 'you want to get me off again' "... *evil grin/bows down*

qtpye4u84 04-21-2004 10:04 PM

" Okay, I will do it again BUT..........you just got some"
Hehehehe No one can handle me!!!!!!!!!!

cherriesue 04-21-2004 10:24 PM

"See ya" is always nice...heh, heh

Paq 04-21-2004 10:27 PM

Oh
My
God

my personal favorite :)

That and
"Wow, nobody who looks at you would ever know you can do that..."

Ace_O_Spades 04-21-2004 11:42 PM

remember... these have to be ACTUALLY said ;)

thats a damn good Paq

fallenangel 04-22-2004 12:11 AM

Ok, seriously, sometimes it does feel like a truck being driven through you... ;) *devious laughter*

Paq 04-22-2004 12:36 AM

Orr
I totally forgot

another of my faves: Absolute silence...she passed out from hyperventilation

tenchi069 04-22-2004 12:42 AM

"KABOOM!. So THERE's the KABOOM!."

My fiance said that after we made love during/after the Marvin the Martian cartoon where he says "Where's the Kaboom, there was supposed to be an Earth shattering Kaboom"

fatboss 04-22-2004 03:50 AM

"Has anyone told you that you are SO good at that?"

I go to sleep smiling after comments like that :)

stevie667 04-22-2004 04:06 AM

'that was...er...i'm just gona...er...lie here and...er...get my breath'

-now, without seeing the person saying that, it doesn't sound that good, but if you saw the grin on her face...:D

mr sticky 04-22-2004 04:23 AM

My fav was that my SO was unable to talk...she kept trying to say something, but just ended up crying and hugging and kissing me.

She failed to realize the power contained in the ANGRY IRISH INCH!!!!

Redlemon 04-22-2004 04:27 AM

deep, gasping breathing.

Nancy 04-22-2004 04:36 AM

"AGAIN?!?!?" :D

Charlatan 04-22-2004 04:56 AM

mmmmm that was fun...

cliche 04-22-2004 05:13 AM

Sometimes I get to hear "again, again!" a la Teletubbies...

Jesus Pimp 04-22-2004 05:19 AM

I personally like "OMG!" or "Holy Shit!" or "Can we do it again paleassssssssssssssssssseee!".

telekinetic 04-22-2004 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paq
Oh
My
God

my personal favorite :)

That and
"Wow, nobody who looks at you would ever know you can do that..."

I agree to both....Although a hearty "Oh God" or two doesn't have to wait until things are finished to be appropriate :)

timalkin 04-22-2004 05:39 AM

"Daddy, you just smashed my cigarettes!"

:lol:

kulrblind 04-22-2004 06:10 AM

*gasp*

"catch me?"


edit: were it not mandated that you actually ~heard~ these, I would have ventured "so, how would you like me to pay you?"...

Jim Kata 04-22-2004 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jesus Pimp
"Can we do it again paleassssssssssssssssssseee!".
PALEASS???

absorbentishe 04-22-2004 06:44 AM

I like to hear, one more time! or..
I can't walk my legs feel so weak.

Averett 04-22-2004 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by absorbentishe
I can't walk my legs feel so weak.
I've said that before :D Good times.... I feel a sister thread coming on....

As far as things I love hearing, "I love you" is nice. But the sound of heavy breathing and of a heart beating really fast is awesome.

kittenpie 04-22-2004 07:42 AM

"don't move. i mean it...don't move. i want look at you for a long time so i can always remember."

Nazggul 04-22-2004 08:33 AM

"It feels like me touching me"

"You need to date as many women as you can, you need to spread that around."

duck0987 04-22-2004 08:59 AM

My personal favorites would be from fight club:

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"

"I want to have your abortion" (this is on the dvd's extras)

Helena Bonham Carter is so skankaly delicious in that movie

hossified 04-22-2004 09:15 AM

i like the .... " again......come on again"
or
...."my legs are numb....I can't even feel them"

but my absolute....cream in my pants, stop me dead in my tracks favourite is when.....a girl just screams out loud or moans so loud....that it wakes up the house.......that one finished me off instantly!

analog 04-22-2004 09:20 AM

From a girl who thought I was all nice and innocent and would be "ok" in bed:

"Where the FUCK did THAT come from??"

referring to me destroying her. She walked funny for a day because of it.

Most recently:

"...........*flops on bed* HOLY SHIT............*hard breathing*"

04-22-2004 09:26 AM

Quote:

I could do it again!
& simply:
Quote:

Wow......

Paq 04-22-2004 09:43 AM

oh
i totally forgot the

"i can't move or i'll cum again"

thats' after i'm up and dressed and she's still lying there tangled in the sheets...

guthmund 04-22-2004 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jim Kata
Quote:

Originally posted by Jesus Pimp
"Can we do it again paleassssssssssssssssssseee!".


PALEASS???
A banging so thorough that the English language was knocked right out her head. :) Or has my roommate used to say "Screwed Stupid."

I'm a big fan of the heavy breathing. I also dig the hyperventilating. In general, if she's incapable of coherent speech, it's a winner.

zxello 04-22-2004 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mr sticky
She failed to realize the power contained in the ANGRY IRISH INCH!!!!
:lol: :lol::lol: :lol::lol: :lol::lol: :lol::lol: :lol::lol: :lol::lol: :lol::lol: :lol::lol: :lol:

Boom!!! Bazooka Joe!

fallenangel 04-22-2004 02:39 PM

Ok ok, so maybe not during sex, but during the whole general process... "Your tongue is like magic...."

/me *Beaming Smile*

R3d 04-22-2004 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paq
Oh
My
God

my personal favorite :)

That and
"Wow, nobody who looks at you would ever know you can do that..."

ive had the 2nd one said twice before.. OMG is always good to hear too lol..

SabrinaFair 04-22-2004 07:01 PM

"You. Are. The. Best"
"Where did you learn that?"
"You look so beautiful lying there, I just have to have you again"
"I love you"

Now if I could find someone to say those things...and mean them.

Paq 04-22-2004 07:16 PM

/me raises hand
Oo OO Sabrina!!! oo :)

Blackthorn 04-22-2004 08:14 PM

"Your oral skills are amazing! Do that again...pleaaase!"


*polite bow*

bermuDa 04-23-2004 12:40 AM

"kimoji yo" repeated a billion times

"ichau!!!"

"daisuki"

sex in english is boring ;)


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