Things you love hearing after sex
 

Time to boost your egos out there... after sex, what's the greatest thing you've ever heard?

I'll start it out with one i heard yesterday

Well, since this seems to be a thread for boasting....*ahem*

"I love riding your huge cock"

Not too imaginative, but still.

Oh, and my favorite

"I love you"

^only from one special person though

"what do you mean, 'you want to get me off again' "... *evil grin/bows down*

" Okay, I will do it again BUT..........you just got some"
Hehehehe No one can handle me!!!!!!!!!!

"See ya" is always nice...heh, heh

Oh
My
God

my personal favorite :)

That and
"Wow, nobody who looks at you would ever know you can do that..."

remember... these have to be ACTUALLY said ;)

thats a damn good Paq

Ok, seriously, sometimes it does feel like a truck being driven through you... ;) *devious laughter*

Orr
I totally forgot

another of my faves: Absolute silence...she passed out from hyperventilation

"KABOOM!. So THERE's the KABOOM!."

My fiance said that after we made love during/after the Marvin the Martian cartoon where he says "Where's the Kaboom, there was supposed to be an Earth shattering Kaboom"

"Has anyone told you that you are SO good at that?"

I go to sleep smiling after comments like that :)

'that was...er...i'm just gona...er...lie here and...er...get my breath'

-now, without seeing the person saying that, it doesn't sound that good, but if you saw the grin on her face...:D

My fav was that my SO was unable to talk...she kept trying to say something, but just ended up crying and hugging and kissing me.

She failed to realize the power contained in the ANGRY IRISH INCH!!!!

deep, gasping breathing.

"AGAIN?!?!?" :D

mmmmm that was fun...

Sometimes I get to hear "again, again!" a la Teletubbies...

I personally like "OMG!" or "Holy Shit!" or "Can we do it again paleassssssssssssssssssseee!".

I agree to both....Although a hearty "Oh God" or two doesn't have to wait until things are finished to be appropriate :)

"Daddy, you just smashed my cigarettes!"

:lol:

*gasp*

"catch me?"


edit: were it not mandated that you actually ~heard~ these, I would have ventured "so, how would you like me to pay you?"...

PALEASS???

I like to hear, one more time! or..
I can't walk my legs feel so weak.

I've said that before :D Good times.... I feel a sister thread coming on....

As far as things I love hearing, "I love you" is nice. But the sound of heavy breathing and of a heart beating really fast is awesome.

"don't move. i mean it...don't move. i want look at you for a long time so i can always remember."

"It feels like me touching me"

"You need to date as many women as you can, you need to spread that around."

My personal favorites would be from fight club:

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"

"I want to have your abortion" (this is on the dvd's extras)

Helena Bonham Carter is so skankaly delicious in that movie

i like the .... " again......come on again"
or
...."my legs are numb....I can't even feel them"

but my absolute....cream in my pants, stop me dead in my tracks favourite is when.....a girl just screams out loud or moans so loud....that it wakes up the house.......that one finished me off instantly!

From a girl who thought I was all nice and innocent and would be "ok" in bed:

"Where the FUCK did THAT come from??"

referring to me destroying her. She walked funny for a day because of it.

Most recently:

"...........*flops on bed* HOLY SHIT............*hard breathing*"

& simply:

oh
i totally forgot the

"i can't move or i'll cum again"

thats' after i'm up and dressed and she's still lying there tangled in the sheets...

A banging so thorough that the English language was knocked right out her head. :) Or has my roommate used to say "Screwed Stupid."

I'm a big fan of the heavy breathing. I also dig the hyperventilating. In general, if she's incapable of coherent speech, it's a winner.

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Boom!!! Bazooka Joe!

Ok ok, so maybe not during sex, but during the whole general process... "Your tongue is like magic...."

/me *Beaming Smile*

ive had the 2nd one said twice before.. OMG is always good to hear too lol..

"You. Are. The. Best"
"Where did you learn that?"
"You look so beautiful lying there, I just have to have you again"
"I love you"

Now if I could find someone to say those things...and mean them.

/me raises hand
Oo OO Sabrina!!! oo :)

"Your oral skills are amazing! Do that again...pleaaase!"


*polite bow*

"kimoji yo" repeated a billion times

"ichau!!!"

"daisuki"

sex in english is boring ;)