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majik_6 · 05-05-2004, 12:50 PM

It used to be "I love you"...but this weekend, I heard something about how it was kind of "suprising" or "God you made me so wet". Possibly the best ever: "Okay, I'll be back, just let me go home and get dry panties" (I was with a girl at a hotel, and she apparently didn't expect for things to get quite as, um, "arousing" as they did)...

Another personal favorite:

(while looking in the mirror) "Oh my god, come look at my neck!" ...what can I say? I love to bite!

I like to know that I was more than what they expected...people tend to think that I'm very conservative, or that I'm not going to be very sexual, which is pretty damn far from the truth.

Bigeffinal · 10-28-2004, 03:21 PM

My 3 favorites

"Wow that was great! Gotta go now, bye!"

"You know i dont want a real relationship right? This is just for sex"

"Wow my legs are still shaking!"

Well the 1st one never happened, but the other 2 were really cool.

fhqwhgads · 10-29-2004, 12:22 PM

"Ok, now you watch us go"

screamincheetah · 10-29-2004, 06:19 PM

Wow!!! You have an amazing tongue! -- That's a common one

The next best one is the comatosed silence, and all over body quiver of a woman who's had three plus earth shattering orgasms in one session -- there's no words needed when you know you've made a woman feel that good. -- Also common

RMMsGirl · 10-29-2004, 06:24 PM

My personal favorite is I love you. But coming in a close second is wow.

Coppertop · 11-01-2004, 05:15 PM

"I think you punctured my uterus."

Dizzet · 11-08-2004, 03:24 AM

well i would like to here a demonic laugh sometime think it could be fun

Czernobog · 11-08-2004, 05:50 AM

so far I've gotten:

"I feel like I'm going to orgasm from you just being inside me"

the old standby of "oh...my....god"

and the one that made my day: "I think that re-defined multiple orgasms"

jillian · 11-08-2004, 05:05 PM

my all time favorite to hear from a guy is..."u are one wild nasty bitch...i think im in love" from a girl.... "do u give lessons?"

Sugar&Spice · 11-08-2004, 06:22 PM

My latest favorite from my guy..."Baby, you rocked me."

soloist124 · 11-08-2004, 06:38 PM

"i loved how it tasted"

LondonsBurning · 11-09-2004, 10:00 PM

First time having sex. My ex couldn't get enough of me. I mean for a first timer I literally had a grin from ear to ear knowing my first time and her first time left her with that kind of impression. As I was driving her home, she gave me road head, and seeing as it was a long drive I must have blown twice never losing my erection, and everytime I would ask, "jeez you want to go again?" My first time was literally my greatest time. I swear I was a walking erection for two hours from the sex, to the driving home. After hearing those beautiful whimpers and moans, I would hear these out of breathe gasps for air as she would keep asking if we could go again. I know nothing special but considering she's been my first and only, it has to have been one of my greatest experiences in my short 20 year life.

So my ego inflater is pretty much just hearing the beautiful whimpers and moans on my first time and the simple fact that she never seemed to tire of me, nor I of her.

Jeez thinking of that has me thinking of some of the greatest pleasures in life one can experience.

My personal order.

1. Great sex.
2. Great food especially after not eating the whole day while hard at work
3. A great shit. Definitely one of the greatest pleasures in life. When it's all done, you just flat out feel fantastic.
4. A great shower and bath. I'm of the opinion that feels like I need to take a shower before taking a bath simply because I want to be clean before I lay in a pool of my potential filth. I'd prefer to be really clean before taking a bath. Probably not the manliest thing to say, but every now and again I like to pamper myself by taking a good long hot shower even though I can't afford to keep the water running for too long. Just having the water massage every pore on my body, and clean away any impurities on my skin. Washing up with a great scent soap, and then following up with a moisturizing body scrub, facial scrub, and just all flat out pampering down to the toes. Dry up in a body towel, and lay flat on my bed completely relaxed like in few other ways, and pass out. Damn I got into that. Probably because I pampered myself just recently.

LondonsBurning · 11-09-2004, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soloist124

"i loved how it tasted"

Just another ego inflation. That's exactly what my ex kept saying my first time that I wrote about. I felt like a king that night.

Justsomeguy · 11-09-2004, 10:08 PM

"You were so good that I didn't think about my gonorrhea one time!"

DigitalD17 · 11-09-2004, 11:00 PM

"Best....Sex....Ever!!!"

Bottle-o-Suds · 11-11-2004, 11:38 AM

her: Jesus.... you came all over the place.

me: you came four times?

her: Zzzzzzzz

Rainy · 11-11-2004, 02:33 PM

"oui oui oui oui" at the top of her voice at a family camp site in france with my 3 mates less than a metre away in another tent laughing....tent canvas is so not sound proof.

Evil Milkman · 11-11-2004, 04:30 PM

"That was magical."

"Thank you..."

frankx · 11-11-2004, 10:09 PM

Would you like a sandwich?

I usually get hungry after sex.

molly123 · 11-12-2004, 10:37 AM

dont say anything to me, just let me enjoy the moment

sierrajunkie · 11-12-2004, 12:58 PM

that was embarassing

DewMan · 11-12-2004, 02:59 PM

The best compliments I ever received:

- "I think you're right, the ceiling should be blue."
- "I know who you are and I'm going to call the cops."

My personal favorite:
- "Oh good, you're done. I'm hungry."

I won't tell you the bad ones...

HiWayMan · 11-23-2004, 10:28 AM

Probably the best was the heavy breathing and sobbing from the the first time we found her G-Spot. About an hour later she asks where the hell I learned that. I looked at her with a smirk, "I read books too, you know."

Also, she makes the comment after every oral session that she will build a shrine to my tongue so that everyone can worship at it.

She's great for my ego.

In_Stereo · 11-23-2004, 09:10 PM

***deep sigh***
...
...
...

(snoring)

maybe not something i love to hear, but i try to keep my sense of humor about it.

99% · 11-23-2004, 09:43 PM

"That was great. Hey, the bed's broken!"

Krycheck · 11-23-2004, 10:38 PM

"Were did you learn how to do that so well?!"

Stick · 11-23-2004, 10:59 PM

"I don't know what you did, but, FUCK!" and "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Here's a compliment - Fucked a girl named Carol one night and apparently she liked it, because early the next evening there was a knock on the door. I answered it to find a girl standing there. "Hi, I'm Lorraine, I'm Carols sister. Are you feeling horny?" True story.

Suave · 11-24-2004, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr sticky

the ANGRY IRISH INCH!!!!

LOL! That's awesome.

My fav: "Okay, 25% discount. You need it more than I do."

Pragma · 11-24-2004, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stick

Here's a compliment - Fucked a girl named Carol one night and apparently she liked it, because early the next evening there was a knock on the door. I answered it to find a girl standing there. "Hi, I'm Lorraine, I'm Carols sister. Are you feeling horny?" True story.

Now that would definitely be a compliment I'd enjoy

longbough · 11-26-2004, 09:36 AM

My favorite:
"You are so sexy."
"That was a really nice surprise."
"Where did you learn that?"
"Can you just stay in my bedroom forever as my sex-slave?"
"Do you want me to do anything for you? Just name it."

BenChuy · 11-26-2004, 07:51 PM

You do know that you are better than all of my lesbian girlfriends.... Are you sure you are a vergin (I was at the time).

Later "You are the only man I can say this to; I'm in love with you"

That and "I love how we simply... fit"

Then came (with a surprise) "Um... I think i want to marry you. Really."

OOH!! I forgot!! then there are the times where she grabs me somewhere interesting and says "mmm.... mine."

KinkyKiwi · 11-29-2004, 08:19 AM

'I love you'

thats all i will ever need to hear.

Cimarron29414 · 11-29-2004, 02:21 PM

"Can I write you a check?"

Lebell · 11-29-2004, 02:31 PM

This one was cool

"I can't stand up, I'm too dizzy!"

Daoust · 11-30-2004, 05:05 AM

(pppppbbbbbbt! ppppppbbbbbbt!) *Spitting* "I got pubes in my mouth"

fhqwhgads · 11-30-2004, 08:27 AM

Is that ether that I smell?

longbough · 11-30-2004, 10:28 PM

"Don't move - I'll get you a washcloth. Oh, and can I get you anything from the kitchen?"

"What do you mean you can't find the keys?.. Get me the fuck out of this thing!"

"Please don't tell my boyfriend - he'll kill me."

"Say, I should be paying YOU!"

"Oh shit! Did you just come?"

thebeat · 11-30-2004, 10:36 PM

"We just totally made love"

bad jane · 12-01-2004, 01:55 AM

"thank you," "you are soooo good," and "my toes are numb. seriously, i can't feel my feet..."

but what i really love is when my current bf says nothing at all. he just looks at me with this look that takes my breath away. and sometimes he pulls me really close and just sorta pets me, which for some strange reason also makes me feel really really good.

RMMsGirl · 12-01-2004, 08:36 AM

"I love you" is always good to hear.

05-05-2004, 12:50 PM	#81 (permalink)
majik_6 narcissist Location: looking in a mirror	It used to be "I love you"...but this weekend, I heard something about how it was kind of "suprising" or "God you made me so wet". Possibly the best ever: "Okay, I'll be back, just let me go home and get dry panties" (I was with a girl at a hotel, and she apparently didn't expect for things to get quite as, um, "arousing" as they did)... Another personal favorite: (while looking in the mirror) "Oh my god, come look at my neck!" ...what can I say? I love to bite! I like to know that I was more than what they expected...people tend to think that I'm very conservative, or that I'm not going to be very sexual, which is pretty damn far from the truth. __________________ it's all about self-indulgence

10-28-2004, 03:21 PM	#82 (permalink)
Bigeffinal Upright	My 3 Favorites My 3 favorites "Wow that was great! Gotta go now, bye!" "You know i dont want a real relationship right? This is just for sex" "Wow my legs are still shaking!" Well the 1st one never happened, but the other 2 were really cool. __________________ "When I stick this army man up my nose it tickles my brain! Hahahaha! OW! Now I don't know math..." -Chris Griffin "We can't stop here. This is bat country." Johnny Depp Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

11-08-2004, 05:50 AM	#88 (permalink)
Czernobog Insane Location: NJ	so far I've gotten: "I feel like I'm going to orgasm from you just being inside me" the old standby of "oh...my....god" and the one that made my day: "I think that re-defined multiple orgasms" __________________ Embrace the flame

11-08-2004, 06:22 PM	#90 (permalink)
Sugar&Spice Psycho	My latest favorite from my guy..."Baby, you rocked me." __________________ -Speak your mind even if your voice shakes

11-11-2004, 10:09 PM	#99 (permalink)
frankx Psycho Location: The Tip of the Boot	Would you like a sandwich? I usually get hungry after sex. __________________ Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

10-29-2004, 12:22 PM	#83 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	"Ok, now you watch us go"

10-29-2004, 06:19 PM	#84 (permalink)
screamincheetah Insane Location: Kansas City	Wow!!! You have an amazing tongue! -- That's a common one The next best one is the comatosed silence, and all over body quiver of a woman who's had three plus earth shattering orgasms in one session -- there's no words needed when you know you've made a woman feel that good. -- Also common

10-29-2004, 06:24 PM	#85 (permalink)
RMMsGirl Tilted Location: Bakersfield, Ca	My personal favorite is I love you. But coming in a close second is wow.

11-01-2004, 05:15 PM	#86 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	"I think you punctured my uterus."

11-08-2004, 03:24 AM	#87 (permalink)
Dizzet Psycho Location: Denmark	well i would like to here a demonic laugh sometime think it could be fun

11-08-2004, 05:05 PM	#89 (permalink)
jillian Crazy Location: indiana	my all time favorite to hear from a guy is..."u are one wild nasty bitch...i think im in love" from a girl.... "do u give lessons?"

11-08-2004, 06:38 PM	#91 (permalink)
soloist124 Crazy	"i loved how it tasted"

11-09-2004, 10:00 PM	#92 (permalink)
LondonsBurning Upright	First time having sex. My ex couldn't get enough of me. I mean for a first timer I literally had a grin from ear to ear knowing my first time and her first time left her with that kind of impression. As I was driving her home, she gave me road head, and seeing as it was a long drive I must have blown twice never losing my erection, and everytime I would ask, "jeez you want to go again?" My first time was literally my greatest time. I swear I was a walking erection for two hours from the sex, to the driving home. After hearing those beautiful whimpers and moans, I would hear these out of breathe gasps for air as she would keep asking if we could go again. I know nothing special but considering she's been my first and only, it has to have been one of my greatest experiences in my short 20 year life. So my ego inflater is pretty much just hearing the beautiful whimpers and moans on my first time and the simple fact that she never seemed to tire of me, nor I of her. Jeez thinking of that has me thinking of some of the greatest pleasures in life one can experience. My personal order. 1. Great sex. 2. Great food especially after not eating the whole day while hard at work 3. A great shit. Definitely one of the greatest pleasures in life. When it's all done, you just flat out feel fantastic. 4. A great shower and bath. I'm of the opinion that feels like I need to take a shower before taking a bath simply because I want to be clean before I lay in a pool of my potential filth. I'd prefer to be really clean before taking a bath. Probably not the manliest thing to say, but every now and again I like to pamper myself by taking a good long hot shower even though I can't afford to keep the water running for too long. Just having the water massage every pore on my body, and clean away any impurities on my skin. Washing up with a great scent soap, and then following up with a moisturizing body scrub, facial scrub, and just all flat out pampering down to the toes. Dry up in a body towel, and lay flat on my bed completely relaxed like in few other ways, and pass out. Damn I got into that. Probably because I pampered myself just recently.

11-09-2004, 10:08 PM	#94 (permalink)
Justsomeguy Insane	"You were so good that I didn't think about my gonorrhea one time!"

11-09-2004, 11:00 PM	#95 (permalink)
DigitalD17 Upright	"Best....Sex....Ever!!!"

11-23-2004, 10:38 PM	#106 (permalink)
Krycheck Sultana ruined my evil persona Location: Los Angeles	"Were did you learn how to do that so well?!" __________________ His pants are tight...but his morals are loose!!

11-11-2004, 11:38 AM	#96 (permalink)
Bottle-o-Suds Upright	her: Jesus.... you came all over the place. me: you came four times? her: Zzzzzzzz

11-11-2004, 02:33 PM	#97 (permalink)
Rainy Upright	"oui oui oui oui" at the top of her voice at a family camp site in france with my 3 mates less than a metre away in another tent laughing....tent canvas is so not sound proof.

11-11-2004, 04:30 PM	#98 (permalink)
Evil Milkman Addict Location: Illinois	"That was magical." "Thank you..."

11-12-2004, 10:37 AM	#100 (permalink)
molly123 Upright	dont say anything to me, just let me enjoy the moment

11-12-2004, 12:58 PM	#101 (permalink)
sierrajunkie Upright	that was embarassing

11-12-2004, 02:59 PM	#102 (permalink)
DewMan Upright Location: Salt Lake City	The best compliments I ever received: - "I think you're right, the ceiling should be blue." - "I know who you are and I'm going to call the cops." My personal favorite: - "Oh good, you're done. I'm hungry." I won't tell you the bad ones...

11-23-2004, 10:28 AM	#103 (permalink)
HiWayMan Upright	Probably the best was the heavy breathing and sobbing from the the first time we found her G-Spot. About an hour later she asks where the hell I learned that. I looked at her with a smirk, "I read books too, you know." Also, she makes the comment after every oral session that she will build a shrine to my tongue so that everyone can worship at it. She's great for my ego.

11-23-2004, 09:10 PM	#104 (permalink)
In_Stereo Upright Location: near minneapolis	*deep sigh* ... ... ... (snoring) maybe not something i love to hear, but i try to keep my sense of humor about it. __________________ i've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!

11-23-2004, 09:43 PM	#105 (permalink)
99% Upright	"That was great. Hey, the bed's broken!"

11-23-2004, 10:59 PM	#107 (permalink)
Stick Psycho Location: Sydney, Australia	"I don't know what you did, but, FUCK!" and "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Here's a compliment - Fucked a girl named Carol one night and apparently she liked it, because early the next evening there was a knock on the door. I answered it to find a girl standing there. "Hi, I'm Lorraine, I'm Carols sister. Are you feeling horny?" True story.

11-26-2004, 09:36 AM	#110 (permalink)
longbough Soylent Green is people. Location: Northern California	My favorite: "You are so sexy." "That was a really nice surprise." "Where did you learn that?" "Can you just stay in my bedroom forever as my sex-slave?" "Do you want me to do anything for you? Just name it."

11-26-2004, 07:51 PM	#111 (permalink)
BenChuy Insane Location: About 70 pixals above this...	You do know that you are better than all of my lesbian girlfriends.... Are you sure you are a vergin (I was at the time). Later "You are the only man I can say this to; I'm in love with you" That and "I love how we simply... fit" Then came (with a surprise) "Um... I think i want to marry you. Really." OOH!! I forgot!! then there are the times where she grabs me somewhere interesting and says "mmm.... mine."

11-29-2004, 08:19 AM	#112 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	'I love you' thats all i will ever need to hear. __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

11-29-2004, 02:21 PM	#113 (permalink)
Cimarron29414 Still Free Location: comfortably perched at the top of the bell curve!	"Can I write you a check?"

11-29-2004, 02:31 PM	#114 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	This one was cool "I can't stand up, I'm too dizzy!" __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

11-30-2004, 05:05 AM	#115 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	(pppppbbbbbbt! ppppppbbbbbbt!) Spitting "I got pubes in my mouth" __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

11-30-2004, 08:27 AM	#116 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	Is that ether that I smell?

11-30-2004, 10:28 PM	#117 (permalink)
longbough Soylent Green is people. Location: Northern California	"Don't move - I'll get you a washcloth. Oh, and can I get you anything from the kitchen?" "What do you mean you can't find the keys?.. Get me the fuck out of this thing!" "Please don't tell my boyfriend - he'll kill me." "Say, I should be paying YOU!" "Oh shit! Did you just come?"

11-30-2004, 10:36 PM	#118 (permalink)
thebeat Insane Location: Deep South	"We just totally made love" __________________ random

12-01-2004, 01:55 AM	#119 (permalink)
bad jane Insane	"thank you," "you are soooo good," and "my toes are numb. seriously, i can't feel my feet..." but what i really love is when my current bf says nothing at all. he just looks at me with this look that takes my breath away. and sometimes he pulls me really close and just sorta pets me, which for some strange reason also makes me feel really really good.