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Have you named it? (yeah, this time it is a penis thing)
So I found out that my 3 of my friends have named their penisis (peni?) Thor, Philip and Pedro, respectively (Philip?! okay...) I have no name for mine yet. What names do you or your boyfriends have for it?
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I'm severly dissapointed with mine, as it fails to live up to my expectations size wise. So I just refer to him as my 'little bitch.'
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A former girlfriend named mine George (for reasons that still remain a mystery to me).
Whenever she wanted to sneak off for a quickie, she would pull me away from my friends saying that we needed to go see George. A year or so after we broke up, I heard her say to her new boyfriend that they needed to "go see Paul." Very strange girl. |
Another "Thor" here - named by a girlfriend and it sorta stuck.
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I once dated a fellow who named his "Magaret." That relationship obviously didn't last very long. |
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I'd hate to be stuck with Ringo, he could never perform as well as the others. Plus, "We need to go see Ringo" is kinda suspicious
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Why I thought you'd never ask! Billy-Bob-Joe, the Rod of Discipline.
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She calls mine 'Kenneth', which is my middle name.
I often think :rolleyes: she talks to and about Kenneth more than she does to me... |
Godzilla.
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I have never gotten around to naming mine, and from what I've heard I'm in the minority.
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My girl named mine Goliath, I guess it has a ring to it! (pun)
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Eric got pissed last night and threw up, he's having a hangover now.
Actually I don't have a name for mine that sounds ridiculous. |
No, I get odd enough looks from my grilfriend when I refer to it as "The Boys".
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No name for mine, don't know why.
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i am often referring to my swollen rod as "kevin."
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Mmm, godzilla. :D
I know someone who calls it Conan. HAHAHAHA. |
Tiny Elvis or Tommy Two-Tone
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I got my nickname "Whitesnake" BECAUSE of it, but I've never actually named it anything.
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nate. can't remember why..........
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little willy
and when the wife is not in the mood, she tells him to go home. But he rarely listens, little willy won't go home. |
Mine doesn't have a name, but gosh darnit, it should, so from this point on, it will be known only ass The Mighty Rod of Maka'al (+3).
Let it be known to all. |
Never had a reason to name it. So, i dont think im the kind of guy that ever would.
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I call mine Bizzy.
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Concored Airlines..
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IT
'nuff said. |
"Tim the enchanter"
Dont ask.... |
never really thought about naming it, nor do i know anyone that does..or that admits to it atleast.
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I call mine Dick. I sometimes call him big Dick if he's in a good mood. We go back a long time, me and Dick.
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Rudiger..
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I can't believe I'm actually sharing this...
My girlfiend calls mine Mr. Speckles because he's got a few freckles. |
Big n Tastey
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Cesar
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Girlfriend now wife calls it Jerry...weird how a name sticks
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Seven, like from Seinfeld. It's close to 7'' so that fits. Though Rupert would be a good name.
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Mike Hawk.
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COCKZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok not really... its junior and the boys for me... |
The Incredible Hulk ;)
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Absolutely not. I definitely don't refer to it in private as Vlad the Impaler.
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