Have you named it? (yeah, this time it is a penis thing)
 

So I found out that my 3 of my friends have named their penisis (peni?) Thor, Philip and Pedro, respectively (Philip?! okay...) I have no name for mine yet. What names do you or your boyfriends have for it?

I'm severly dissapointed with mine, as it fails to live up to my expectations size wise. So I just refer to him as my 'little bitch.'

A former girlfriend named mine George (for reasons that still remain a mystery to me).

Whenever she wanted to sneak off for a quickie, she would pull me away from my friends saying that we needed to go see George. A year or so after we broke up, I heard her say to her new boyfriend that they needed to "go see Paul." Very strange girl.

Another "Thor" here - named by a girlfriend and it sorta stuck.

Someone's a Beatles fan?

I once dated a fellow who named his "Magaret." That relationship obviously didn't last very long.

.....I honestly never thought of that. I wonder who she's with now? John or Ringo?

I'd hate to be stuck with Ringo, he could never perform as well as the others. Plus, "We need to go see Ringo" is kinda suspicious

Why I thought you'd never ask! Billy-Bob-Joe, the Rod of Discipline.

She calls mine 'Kenneth', which is my middle name.

I often think :rolleyes: she talks to and about Kenneth more than she does to me...

Godzilla.

I have never gotten around to naming mine, and from what I've heard I'm in the minority.

My girl named mine Goliath, I guess it has a ring to it! (pun)

Eric got pissed last night and threw up, he's having a hangover now.

Actually I don't have a name for mine that sounds ridiculous.

No, I get odd enough looks from my grilfriend when I refer to it as "The Boys".

No name for mine, don't know why.

Haha, but on a personal note, mine does not have a name.

i am often referring to my swollen rod as "kevin."

Mmm, godzilla. :D

I know someone who calls it Conan.
HAHAHAHA.

Tiny Elvis or Tommy Two-Tone

I got my nickname "Whitesnake" BECAUSE of it, but I've never actually named it anything.

nate. can't remember why..........

little willy

and when the wife is not in the mood, she tells him to go home.

But he rarely listens, little willy won't go home.

Mine doesn't have a name, but gosh darnit, it should, so from this point on, it will be known only ass The Mighty Rod of Maka'al (+3).

Let it be known to all.

Never had a reason to name it. So, i dont think im the kind of guy that ever would.

I call mine Bizzy.

Concored Airlines..

IT

'nuff said.

"Tim the enchanter"

Dont ask....

never really thought about naming it, nor do i know anyone that does..or that admits to it atleast.

I call mine Dick. I sometimes call him big Dick if he's in a good mood. We go back a long time, me and Dick.

Rudiger..

I can't believe I'm actually sharing this...

My girlfiend calls mine Mr. Speckles because he's got a few freckles.

Big n Tastey

Cesar

Girlfriend now wife calls it Jerry...weird how a name sticks

Seven, like from Seinfeld. It's close to 7'' so that fits. Though Rupert would be a good name.

Mike Hawk.

COCKZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!


ok not really... its junior and the boys for me...

The Incredible Hulk ;)

Absolutely not. I definitely don't refer to it in private as Vlad the Impaler.