Have you named it? (yeah, this time it is a penis thing)
 

So I found out that my 3 of my friends have named their penisis (peni?) Thor, Philip and Pedro, respectively (Philip?! okay...) I have no name for mine yet. What names do you or your boyfriends have for it?

I'm severly dissapointed with mine, as it fails to live up to my expectations size wise. So I just refer to him as my 'little bitch.'

A former girlfriend named mine George (for reasons that still remain a mystery to me).

Whenever she wanted to sneak off for a quickie, she would pull me away from my friends saying that we needed to go see George. A year or so after we broke up, I heard her say to her new boyfriend that they needed to "go see Paul." Very strange girl.

Another "Thor" here - named by a girlfriend and it sorta stuck.

Someone's a Beatles fan?

I once dated a fellow who named his "Magaret." That relationship obviously didn't last very long.

.....I honestly never thought of that. I wonder who she's with now? John or Ringo?

I'd hate to be stuck with Ringo, he could never perform as well as the others. Plus, "We need to go see Ringo" is kinda suspicious

Why I thought you'd never ask! Billy-Bob-Joe, the Rod of Discipline.

She calls mine 'Kenneth', which is my middle name.

I often think :rolleyes: she talks to and about Kenneth more than she does to me...

Godzilla.

I have never gotten around to naming mine, and from what I've heard I'm in the minority.

My girl named mine Goliath, I guess it has a ring to it! (pun)

Eric got pissed last night and threw up, he's having a hangover now.

Actually I don't have a name for mine that sounds ridiculous.

No, I get odd enough looks from my grilfriend when I refer to it as "The Boys".

No name for mine, don't know why.

Haha, but on a personal note, mine does not have a name.

i am often referring to my swollen rod as "kevin."

Mmm, godzilla. :D

I know someone who calls it Conan.
HAHAHAHA.

Tiny Elvis or Tommy Two-Tone

I got my nickname "Whitesnake" BECAUSE of it, but I've never actually named it anything.

nate. can't remember why..........

little willy

and when the wife is not in the mood, she tells him to go home.

But he rarely listens, little willy won't go home.

Mine doesn't have a name, but gosh darnit, it should, so from this point on, it will be known only ass The Mighty Rod of Maka'al (+3).

Let it be known to all.

Never had a reason to name it. So, i dont think im the kind of guy that ever would.

I call mine Bizzy.

Concored Airlines..

IT

'nuff said.

"Tim the enchanter"

Dont ask....

never really thought about naming it, nor do i know anyone that does..or that admits to it atleast.

I call mine Dick. I sometimes call him big Dick if he's in a good mood. We go back a long time, me and Dick.

Rudiger..

I can't believe I'm actually sharing this...

My girlfiend calls mine Mr. Speckles because he's got a few freckles.

Big n Tastey

Cesar

Girlfriend now wife calls it Jerry...weird how a name sticks

Seven, like from Seinfeld. It's close to 7'' so that fits. Though Rupert would be a good name.

Mike Hawk.

COCKZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!


ok not really... its junior and the boys for me...

The Incredible Hulk ;)

Absolutely not. I definitely don't refer to it in private as Vlad the Impaler.

Monk; because he's bald and celebate :D
No, actually I haven't named it, but when I do, it will probably be one of those old fashioned and very uncool british names like 'Archibald'

I call mine penis.

Cyclopes

He's my one-eyed monster.

My one eyed cousin in the turtleneck sweater.

Okay, I award top place to Pellaz with "The Mighty Rod of Maka'al (+3)" I mean for crying out loud, he includes a roll modifier. That's just cool. Dorky as shit, but cool. (Now does the girl have to roll a saving throw vs. Rods/Staffs/Wands?)
Second place goes to Fuzzix, with "Monk; because he's bald and celebate". Sad, yet hilarious reasoning.
Keep them coming!

Haha that's pretty funny too, Forks. You ever try washing it though, especially after sex or masturbation? That might help with the smell.
Just kidding, that's hilarious.

i call mine, Urmm...well... LDC :) (little devilchild (Replace devilchild with my real name))

The General

my ex girlfriend used to call it charlie and the boys
i have no idea why

Ya'll are hilarious.

No guys I've been with had named theirs. If they had, I didn't hear about it anyways!

My friends ex-boyfriend named his Lance. Once we were all out and all very drunk. So I said "Hey Liz, are you going to play with Lance later?" She nearly killed me.... Ahh good times.

Mr. Winky ;)

I've heard mine been called God before...

But I'm not sure if it was the size of the boat or the motion of the ocean...

Nope, I haven't.

Monty.

(As in python - read into that whichever way you like. ;)

once with someone a very long time ago when I was a teen but don't remember what it was.

I think mine's name is "OH MY GOD.. OH GOD YES!!! OHHHHHHH GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK M------ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMNIT FUCK OH GOD" because that's what my girl yells at it all the time.

BUD....This buds for you.

name? hmmm, no ... interesting thought thou, it would be like a 3person relationship :P

mine is named many names dependes on the women i am with
until year 92(iwas 16) spike
93 violator
94 slapper
95-96 infermory
97 jackson
98 pheniox
99-00 beserk
00-02 butch
03-??? no girlfriend this year

Mine got named pocket somehow during senior year prom. Can't remember why exactly, but it's still kinda funny.

storm trooper

P-Rabbit. Like's Pussy and Likes to Fuck A Lot.

i got the magic stick..... ok bad joke..... :crazy:
but yeah, it hasnt been named, maybe ill ask the girlfriend to give it one.

i actually named by ex's mr.winky it was an inside joke cuz at the time i had never given a blow job and i told him it looked like he was winking at me.

I call mine Mi Gordito, which is Spanish or some spanish dialect or other Romantic language, I'm not sure, but its SOMETHING for "my fatty", because mine isn't too awful long but its rather............umm, girthful.

Rodan, and he's a fire breather. Had the name for 30 years or more.

Hey Godzilla, you lookin for a fight?

The balls are Hewey and Louie while the rod is Dewey. Some of us go all-out ;)

Jimmy.. Jimbo.. Big Jim. He gets the ladies where they want to go EVERY time.

Which has only been twice in my life. Humph.

Quarterpounder With Cheese?

hah

no, never thought about naming it and prolly won't

When I was with my first wife, we called it "Moby". (Hers was "Fluffy"). The last few women haven't called it anything, I guess I leave them speechless! Or perhaps, when you're older, the silliness is gone.:(

I named mine 'Mark Spitz' :p... I was with some friends.. and they had named theirs.. so, being a swimmer, I decided to name mine 'Mark Spitz' just for fun. My Gf heard it, and began using it.. and now its stuck to it :D

I've had friends who've called theirs "Big Jim & the Twins", "Spike", "Calvin" (I know - I didn't get that one either), and my own favorite...."Old One-Eye".

One of my ex-girlfriends named mine Conan. I asked her about it, since I was a wee bit confused. She explained that after a particularly exhausting night in the sack, she was destroyed - and it was Conan that was her destroyer.

Leave it to me to hook up with a girl who liked the lesser of the two Conan films better!

Go figure. I thought it was a funny name, so I kept it.

I've dubbed mine "Big D" since it was my nickname in 6th grade.

never bothered to name it.
no one else has bothered to name it.

but it understands when it is being spoken to and is always right there, standing at attention, when need be.

... very obedient!

I named my dick Fred like 15 yrs ago :D

Still goes by that name ;)

Verga, pito, riata (Mexican slangs)

I Prefer: Pancho

Anybody wants to give a handshake to Pancho??:D

My wife calls it "Crackers". She heard a joke about "liking to eat Crackers in bed" a few years ago, and the little fella's been so named ever since. :D

My Japanese girlfriend calls him "Musashi" which is the name of some famous samouri in their history. Could also be because everytime I see her, he gets hard like a samouri sword.

i call my old mate... Wilbur

so that i can put on a Mr Ed voice and chastise it for being bad... and thus deserving of a beating... so to speak...

General I.P. Daily

I was joking with an ex-girlfriend about 10 years ago. She affectionately called it "Stanley, as in the power drill." So, the name has stuck. When I have gone out with other women, I tell them the name (not on a first date or anything), but I don't tell them it was another chic that named it. I don't think it would go over too well....

I call mine Mr. Man....weird I know

I always called mine Mr Wiggly after seeing Bird on a Wire. But My present gf insisted on changing his name to "Thumper" after the rabit from Bambi. I can cope with that.

Sanchez

I recognize it by Sir!

Wow... that is an idea that has really never occured to me!

Littlejohn. Use3d to be an all night deli at college called Littlejohn', so I would occasionally ask the wife if she wanted to go get a latenite snack at Littlejohn's.

Hmm, something clever about a Phillips head screwdriver, but I'm not sure what.

Your condom has broken. Save vs Rods, Staffs, and Wands. :D

Mjööllnir

http://www.stemnet.nf.ca/CITE/thor_fig.gif

Mjolnir.

Which is the name of Thor's Hammer.

This is what you get when you're a smarty-pants college kid at a liberal arts college in Minnesota founded by Norwegian Lutherans.

(edit: Astrocloud, I posted this without reading the whole thread.... And this is just creepy. Our dicks have the same name.)

MANIMAL MITCH Jr.

Well, as long as you don't have the same dick it's all good...

I call mine 'Nessie' or sometimes just "the shit's big"...

No, seriously, my G/F started calling it 'Cobra' back when we were undergrads...

Interesting - I guess it's a bit easier than "Jormangund"!

my sister's ex called his "chad"....he also named his final fantasy x character "chad" who knows why

Nameless for a while, but when I was younger, the name was
Louie
As in a Louisville Slugger baseball bat

Yes, i'm a baseball fan

An ex gave him the name 'Osama', because he hides in caves. His faithful 'Taliballs' followed him around everywhere.

If "bad" means good. "Cool" means Hot or good looking.

Then I would name mine "Tiny" meaning Big and Thick

Charles though sometimes referred to as Chuck... no particular reason why

I know of a few funny ones (not mine) but I'll share them anyway. Penis Colosus and Russel the Wonder Muscle...:D

I don't have a particular name for mine, although it was once mistaken for Mt. Rushmore by a photographer from the Associated Press...even made it onto a postcard....

/end dreaming

I do have a friend whose member was given a good name. He's registered on here, I'll see if I can get him to post his story.

No name here.

I wouldn't even know how to pick a name for my thinger down there...