Russell (the love *muscle*)

;)

Nice avatar, thats from newsfilter's underground european sex party ad?

i would most likely just go with....drumroll....
richard

Not mine but I saw this punchline is a joke before..

"Secrect" -- Strong enough for a man, Yet made for a woman!

My girlfriend calls it "bacon" :)

Little Buddy

My girlfriend and I have been referring to mine as the "nose"... but thats just so I can say things like "go blow your nose".

hmm. i named my bf's, well now ex. I think he had mixed feelings about it, i mean it wasn't an unflattering name, but i think he was confused at my actually naming it to begin with. Lol, we're still close and i'll still refer to it under it's alias every now and then.

fallenangel... but what was the name?

I've yet to name mine, but when it speaks to me it sounds like either Jack Nicholson or Christopher Walken...

Depends on what mood I'm in!:D

my little fella just goes under the name jr. until someone else decides to name him otherwise;) :p

Mr. Jigglyfly -

mon capitain, came from a weird night, but it kind of stuck. i speak some french, but not very well imo... i don't refer to that all the time, just when it fits the mood *shrugs*

TRIFORCE!

Yeah, figure that one out ;)

Free Willy. he he.

No, but my left elbow's name is Maxine.

Master Wang...sort of goes along with my asian fetish? haha

no name

girlfriend has named it her package..


meh..

I call my mans penis different names depending on my mood/horny ness
LiL GUY
Soch JR(after my boy friend)
The thing poking me
One eyed snake
Big guy
snake
the train
or when I am horny its just the big long hard cock lol sorry to much info huh lol

A few years ago, it got the name of Gus. No idea why, but it's stuck, so here we are. Good guy, that Gus . . .

Nope, no name.

An old girlfriend called mine Captain Kaboom. Always liked that name.

The Captain. Never leave out "The". It's key.

My girlfriend and I switch off between Corky ('cause it plugs things up) and Excaliber (take a guess why)

I've never known anyone who's named it, and I've certainly never given Secret's a name. I really don't see the need for a name, but thats just me. :)

Stump!!

hmm... that's not funny!

J/K I don't have a name for it.

Nope... Never named it myself...

Hasnt been given one by the Girlfriend yet.

I tried to name my boyfriends penis princess, but of course that didn't stick. So now it is General Lorenzo

Mines named Clyde... I brought it up with my ex.. And we were discussing it like baby names. Then I demanded that she name her vagina...

After many many hours of debate... We ended up naming hers Frauke Cho.. She wanted it to be German/Asian... Odd girl

good old Mr. Dick for me!

My friend's ex-girlfriend wanted me to name it Mighty Max. I told her that only people I'm actually fucking get to name it.

Since then, I call it the General. It commands my many troops.

I have not named mine but my GF has several names for it.

The ex and I started calling him tyrone. I've kinda kept it as it makes for rather funny conversations.

;-)

No name for mine. Don't want a name for it either.

Anyone here see Anchorman? One of the co-anchors (Paul Rudd's character) named his "Dr. Octagon" or something like that. I must say, that is a fuckin brilliant name.

My friends named mine for me since I didn't want to do it myself. It's known as Babe III in some circles, and Bruce Banner in others.

Obviously, my erection is huge and green.

No.

Fu-Fu...This came to me (pun intended) in highschool in the form of the this sing song I created...
"Want to see my Fu-Fu hopping through your forest? Pull out a condom and pop it on his head." Sung to the tune of Little Bunny FuFu. Get it?
It actually hasn't been referred to as Fu-Fu for a long time :( An ex of mine liked to call it that, and I named her vagina Fi-Fi, which she liked a lot.

We now affectionately refer to him as Pedro :p

Just plain ole Donald Do.

Naming your penis is the weirdest thing ever.

I don't have a name for mine but my wife does:

woody
big strong dick (not tooting my own horn, that's what she calls it)
babymaker

Probably a couple others too but I don't really pay attention to them during sex.

No, but hows about we name it now.

It shall be called The Nameless One.

;)

When I was married to my first wife she called it "the pest"--I just called it "lonely"
Sad but true.

ouch. Don't know what'd I do if my wife called my dick a "pest."

Mine had no name until my first conquest in high school named it "Junior." I dunno why, but the name stuck. Haven't come up with anything better, I guess.

No name for mine.. Im not that imaginative, and no girl has ever named it

Krull.

Inspired by the movie Kull the Conqueror (had Arnold in it).

And yes, the girlfriend thinks it's a good name too.

I don't have a specific name for Dawson's "member'...however I do refer to "HIM" as his own persona, because sometimes he has a mind of his own and will take over thinking for the rest of the body.:p

I have named mine "The General". It is quite fun to name it. I had a friend who named his balls lefty and vinegar...

Mr. Happy. :p

I hadn't given it a name before I met my wife/then girlfriend. She asked me if I had and the only thing I could think of at the time was a Robin Williams routine I remember seeing. I told her and it stuck.

My wifes been "talking" to Mr. Happy for the past 15 years. :thumbsup:

For those of you having a hard time coming up with a name for your penis... I give you...

The Penis nAme Generator

Mine's got the same name somehow.

My g/f tried Pee Wee Herman but Herman was all that stuck.

I normally refer to him as "the unfortunate companion".

That Penis Name Generator rawks :p

"Duncan Jones the Ultrasonic Monstrosity"

Was Mr. Bob. ??I don't know why??

Now it is "The Willie Wonka"

Jorge.

Jr.

NO, no name for me

Not really a name, but I refer to it as monkey. Cause I like to spank it... :D

Erm.... Pepe, for my penis. And, heh, Henrich (the hedgehog). Both from my wife. We were drunk enough to laugh about it but sober enough for it to stick.

She, in return got her's called lola the labia and cloe (clow-ee). God, that was an odd night.

I can honestly say I do not have one, perhaps its something to think about..

B.o.b. for Big On Boobies.
As you can tell I really like breasts.

Well, this comes from a joke on the subject that I heard a long time ago. I can't remember the joke, but the name has stuck:

Oscar

(no, not Oscar the Grouch!)

Clive. Plain and simple. I have a boring penis.

we call it "him", all personifying it, because it does have a mind of its own ya know :lol:

*The Enterprise*
Giving new meaning to saying:
"Engage."
"Let's see what's out there..."
"FIRE MR. WORF!!"
"Boldy going where NO man has gone before..."

Our genitalia are referred to as "him" and "her" typically... works for us.

My fiancee named mine. Kaiser Soze (sp?). I don't know why, I don't think she does either.

I hope Kevin Spacey is proud...

uhmm well now it got a name... Damn its funky...
Pinky the Wriggly Jiggly Little Willy

Mine is lovingly called 'That'

As in "You're not putting THAT anywhere near me tonight"

:lol:

she calls it big woody...

My ex called it Galackticus. kinda glad that's over....

She calls it (usually while grabbing it) "MINE!"

:-)

Haven't named my cock. My brother is hung like a donkey and calls his "Arnie".

Richard
or Dick for short

Yeah I named it Paco...don't ask why.

'the pain inflictor' is the only nickname its ever had. it was named thus when doggy style allowed the penetration to be to deep for her. :(

My Tralala

my wife somehow ended up calling mine "pepe"...don't recall how, but it's kind of amusing now. i

Henry ... In college I tried to introdce him to as many people as I could :)

My college GF (now wife) named her "alter ego" so to speak, Veronica. From that point the question was, if we were to go on a date, would it end as a double date, with Henry and Veronica getting together along with us ...

There were even times when "Veronica" would be so brazen as to ask "Henry" to come and play ...

Paddington or Il Bringer della mia pace interna

My Girl calls it "Jr."