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Old 08-11-2003, 11:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: St. Paul
Have you named it? (yeah, this time it is a penis thing)

So I found out that my 3 of my friends have named their penisis (peni?) Thor, Philip and Pedro, respectively (Philip?! okay...) I have no name for mine yet. What names do you or your boyfriends have for it?
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm severly dissapointed with mine, as it fails to live up to my expectations size wise. So I just refer to him as my 'little bitch.'
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: Huntsville, Alabama
A former girlfriend named mine George (for reasons that still remain a mystery to me).

Whenever she wanted to sneak off for a quickie, she would pull me away from my friends saying that we needed to go see George. A year or so after we broke up, I heard her say to her new boyfriend that they needed to "go see Paul." Very strange girl.
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Another "Thor" here - named by a girlfriend and it sorta stuck.
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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A former girlfriend named mine George (for reasons that still remain a mystery to me).

Whenever she wanted to sneak off for a quickie, she would pull me away from my friends saying that we needed to go see George. A year or so after we broke up, I heard her say to her new boyfriend that they needed to "go see Paul." Very strange girl.
Someone's a Beatles fan?

I once dated a fellow who named his "Magaret." That relationship obviously didn't last very long.
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Someone's a Beatles fan?
.....I honestly never thought of that. I wonder who she's with now? John or Ringo?
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'd hate to be stuck with Ringo, he could never perform as well as the others. Plus, "We need to go see Ringo" is kinda suspicious
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Why I thought you'd never ask! Billy-Bob-Joe, the Rod of Discipline.
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Old 08-12-2003, 05:31 AM   #9 (permalink)
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She calls mine 'Kenneth', which is my middle name.

I often think she talks to and about Kenneth more than she does to me...
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Old 08-12-2003, 06:43 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Godzilla.
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Old 08-12-2003, 07:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I have never gotten around to naming mine, and from what I've heard I'm in the minority.
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Old 08-12-2003, 07:42 AM   #12 (permalink)
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My girl named mine Goliath, I guess it has a ring to it! (pun)
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Old 08-12-2003, 11:49 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Eric got pissed last night and threw up, he's having a hangover now.

Actually I don't have a name for mine that sounds ridiculous.
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Old 08-12-2003, 11:54 AM   #14 (permalink)
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No, I get odd enough looks from my grilfriend when I refer to it as "The Boys".
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Old 08-12-2003, 11:57 AM   #15 (permalink)
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No name for mine, don't know why.
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Old 08-12-2003, 11:57 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by drawerfixer
I'm severly dissapointed with mine, as it fails to live up to my expectations size wise. So I just refer to him as my 'little bitch.'
Haha, but on a personal note, mine does not have a name.
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Old 08-12-2003, 11:57 AM   #17 (permalink)
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i am often referring to my swollen rod as "kevin."
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Old 08-12-2003, 11:57 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Mmm, godzilla.

I know someone who calls it Conan.
HAHAHAHA.
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Old 08-12-2003, 12:16 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Tiny Elvis or Tommy Two-Tone
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Old 08-12-2003, 12:17 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I got my nickname "Whitesnake" BECAUSE of it, but I've never actually named it anything.
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Old 08-12-2003, 01:04 PM   #21 (permalink)
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nate. can't remember why..........
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Old 08-12-2003, 01:07 PM   #22 (permalink)
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little willy

and when the wife is not in the mood, she tells him to go home.

But he rarely listens, little willy won't go home.
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Old 08-12-2003, 02:41 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Location: Texas
Mine doesn't have a name, but gosh darnit, it should, so from this point on, it will be known only ass The Mighty Rod of Maka'al (+3).

Let it be known to all.
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Old 08-12-2003, 02:47 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Never had a reason to name it. So, i dont think im the kind of guy that ever would.
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Old 08-12-2003, 05:34 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I call mine Bizzy.
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Old 08-12-2003, 05:35 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Location: Chicago
Concored Airlines..
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Old 08-12-2003, 06:38 PM   #27 (permalink)
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IT

'nuff said.
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Old 08-12-2003, 07:30 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Location: Kansas
"Tim the enchanter"

Dont ask....
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Old 08-12-2003, 09:13 PM   #29 (permalink)
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never really thought about naming it, nor do i know anyone that does..or that admits to it atleast.
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Old 08-12-2003, 09:32 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Location: Belgium
I call mine Dick. I sometimes call him big Dick if he's in a good mood. We go back a long time, me and Dick.
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Old 08-12-2003, 09:52 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Rudiger..
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Old 08-13-2003, 12:58 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Location: London
I can't believe I'm actually sharing this...

My girlfiend calls mine Mr. Speckles because he's got a few freckles.
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Old 08-13-2003, 03:59 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Location: ville
Big n Tastey
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Old 08-14-2003, 01:12 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Location: around the corner
Cesar
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Old 08-14-2003, 01:36 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Girlfriend now wife calls it Jerry...weird how a name sticks
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Old 08-14-2003, 05:02 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Location: Chicago
Seven, like from Seinfeld. It's close to 7'' so that fits. Though Rupert would be a good name.
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Old 08-14-2003, 05:57 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Location: Tennessee
Mike Hawk.
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Old 08-14-2003, 07:30 PM   #38 (permalink)
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COCKZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!


ok not really... its junior and the boys for me...
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Old 08-14-2003, 09:29 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Location: Oregon
The Incredible Hulk
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Old 08-15-2003, 12:17 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Absolutely not. I definitely don't refer to it in private as Vlad the Impaler.
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