Nope, no name.

An old girlfriend called mine Captain Kaboom. Always liked that name.

The Captain. Never leave out "The". It's key.

My girlfriend and I switch off between Corky ('cause it plugs things up) and Excaliber (take a guess why)

I've never known anyone who's named it, and I've certainly never given Secret's a name. I really don't see the need for a name, but thats just me. :)

Stump!!

hmm... that's not funny!

J/K I don't have a name for it.

Nope... Never named it myself...

Hasnt been given one by the Girlfriend yet.

I tried to name my boyfriends penis princess, but of course that didn't stick. So now it is General Lorenzo

Mines named Clyde... I brought it up with my ex.. And we were discussing it like baby names. Then I demanded that she name her vagina...

After many many hours of debate... We ended up naming hers Frauke Cho.. She wanted it to be German/Asian... Odd girl

good old Mr. Dick for me!

My friend's ex-girlfriend wanted me to name it Mighty Max. I told her that only people I'm actually fucking get to name it.

Since then, I call it the General. It commands my many troops.

I have not named mine but my GF has several names for it.

The ex and I started calling him tyrone. I've kinda kept it as it makes for rather funny conversations.

;-)

No name for mine. Don't want a name for it either.

Anyone here see Anchorman? One of the co-anchors (Paul Rudd's character) named his "Dr. Octagon" or something like that. I must say, that is a fuckin brilliant name.

My friends named mine for me since I didn't want to do it myself. It's known as Babe III in some circles, and Bruce Banner in others.

Obviously, my erection is huge and green.

No.

Fu-Fu...This came to me (pun intended) in highschool in the form of the this sing song I created...
"Want to see my Fu-Fu hopping through your forest? Pull out a condom and pop it on his head." Sung to the tune of Little Bunny FuFu. Get it?
It actually hasn't been referred to as Fu-Fu for a long time :( An ex of mine liked to call it that, and I named her vagina Fi-Fi, which she liked a lot.

We now affectionately refer to him as Pedro :p

Just plain ole Donald Do.

Naming your penis is the weirdest thing ever.

I don't have a name for mine but my wife does:

woody
big strong dick (not tooting my own horn, that's what she calls it)
babymaker

Probably a couple others too but I don't really pay attention to them during sex.

No, but hows about we name it now.

It shall be called The Nameless One.

;)

When I was married to my first wife she called it "the pest"--I just called it "lonely"
Sad but true.

ouch. Don't know what'd I do if my wife called my dick a "pest."

Mine had no name until my first conquest in high school named it "Junior." I dunno why, but the name stuck. Haven't come up with anything better, I guess.

No name for mine.. Im not that imaginative, and no girl has ever named it

Krull.

Inspired by the movie Kull the Conqueror (had Arnold in it).

And yes, the girlfriend thinks it's a good name too.

I don't have a specific name for Dawson's "member'...however I do refer to "HIM" as his own persona, because sometimes he has a mind of his own and will take over thinking for the rest of the body.:p

I have named mine "The General". It is quite fun to name it. I had a friend who named his balls lefty and vinegar...

Mr. Happy. :p

I hadn't given it a name before I met my wife/then girlfriend. She asked me if I had and the only thing I could think of at the time was a Robin Williams routine I remember seeing. I told her and it stuck.

My wifes been "talking" to Mr. Happy for the past 15 years. :thumbsup:

For those of you having a hard time coming up with a name for your penis... I give you...

The Penis nAme Generator

Mine's got the same name somehow.

My g/f tried Pee Wee Herman but Herman was all that stuck.

I normally refer to him as "the unfortunate companion".

That Penis Name Generator rawks :p

"Duncan Jones the Ultrasonic Monstrosity"

Was Mr. Bob. ??I don't know why??

Now it is "The Willie Wonka"

Jorge.

Jr.

NO, no name for me

Not really a name, but I refer to it as monkey. Cause I like to spank it... :D

Erm.... Pepe, for my penis. And, heh, Henrich (the hedgehog). Both from my wife. We were drunk enough to laugh about it but sober enough for it to stick.

She, in return got her's called lola the labia and cloe (clow-ee). God, that was an odd night.