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bonehed1 01-19-2004 10:19 AM

I call mine Mr. Man....weird I know

Lunchbox7 02-12-2004 02:47 PM

I always called mine Mr Wiggly after seeing Bird on a Wire. But My present gf insisted on changing his name to "Thumper" after the rabit from Bambi. I can cope with that.

Golgothas 02-12-2004 03:47 PM

Sanchez

Slacks_01 02-12-2004 03:52 PM

I recognize it by Sir!

Strange Famous 02-12-2004 03:53 PM

Wow... that is an idea that has really never occured to me!

Tophat665 02-12-2004 05:51 PM

Littlejohn. Use3d to be an all night deli at college called Littlejohn', so I would occasionally ask the wife if she wanted to go get a latenite snack at Littlejohn's.

Quote:

Originally posted by kalashnikov
(Philip?! okay...)
Hmm, something clever about a Phillips head screwdriver, but I'm not sure what.

Quote:

Originally posted by Pellaz
Mine doesn't have a name, but gosh darnit, it should, so from this point on, it will be known only ass The Mighty Rod of Maka'al (+3).

Let it be known to all.

Your condom has broken. Save vs Rods, Staffs, and Wands. :D

Astrocloud 02-12-2004 05:58 PM

Mjööllnir

http://www.stemnet.nf.ca/CITE/thor_fig.gif

ratbastid 02-12-2004 05:58 PM

Mjolnir.

Which is the name of Thor's Hammer.

This is what you get when you're a smarty-pants college kid at a liberal arts college in Minnesota founded by Norwegian Lutherans.

(edit: Astrocloud, I posted this without reading the whole thread.... And this is just creepy. Our dicks have the same name.)

02-13-2004 12:46 AM

MANIMAL MITCH Jr.

MrFlux 02-13-2004 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ratbastid
(edit: Astrocloud, I posted this without reading the whole thread.... And this is just creepy. Our dicks have the same name.)
Well, as long as you don't have the same dick it's all good...

tec-9-7 02-13-2004 07:17 AM

I call mine 'Nessie' or sometimes just "the shit's big"...

No, seriously, my G/F started calling it 'Cobra' back when we were undergrads...

tec-9-7 02-13-2004 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ratbastid
Mjolnir.

Which is the name of Thor's Hammer.

Interesting - I guess it's a bit easier than "Jormangund"!

ariekitten 02-13-2004 10:33 PM

my sister's ex called his "chad"....he also named his final fantasy x character "chad" who knows why

RenaissanceII 02-13-2004 11:00 PM

Nameless for a while, but when I was younger, the name was
Louie
As in a Louisville Slugger baseball bat

Yes, i'm a baseball fan

rockzilla 02-14-2004 08:53 PM

An ex gave him the name 'Osama', because he hides in caves. His faithful 'Taliballs' followed him around everywhere.

FishKing 02-14-2004 09:06 PM

If "bad" means good. "Cool" means Hot or good looking.

Then I would name mine "Tiny" meaning Big and Thick

gorilla 02-14-2004 11:14 PM

Charles though sometimes referred to as Chuck... no particular reason why

Blackthorn 02-15-2004 05:05 AM

I know of a few funny ones (not mine) but I'll share them anyway. Penis Colosus and Russel the Wonder Muscle...:D

majik_6 02-15-2004 07:35 PM

I don't have a particular name for mine, although it was once mistaken for Mt. Rushmore by a photographer from the Associated Press...even made it onto a postcard....

/end dreaming

I do have a friend whose member was given a good name. He's registered on here, I'll see if I can get him to post his story.

Panopticon 02-15-2004 08:00 PM

No name here.

I wouldn't even know how to pick a name for my thinger down there...

BritGuy2k 02-15-2004 08:40 PM

Russell (the love *muscle*)

;)

KUGR 02-17-2004 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Panopticon
No name here.

I wouldn't even know how to pick a name for my thinger down there...

Nice avatar, thats from newsfilter's underground european sex party ad?

stinkycheezman 02-17-2004 05:55 PM

i would most likely just go with....drumroll....
richard

Ryan 02-18-2004 03:40 PM

Not mine but I saw this punchline is a joke before..

"Secrect" -- Strong enough for a man, Yet made for a woman!

dcph1 02-18-2004 06:34 PM

My girlfriend calls it "bacon" :)

WarWagon 02-18-2004 06:58 PM

Little Buddy

Mr Jiggyfly 03-18-2004 12:23 PM

My girlfriend and I have been referring to mine as the "nose"... but thats just so I can say things like "go blow your nose".

fallenangel 03-18-2004 12:59 PM

hmm. i named my bf's, well now ex. I think he had mixed feelings about it, i mean it wasn't an unflattering name, but i think he was confused at my actually naming it to begin with. Lol, we're still close and i'll still refer to it under it's alias every now and then.

Mr Jiggyfly 03-18-2004 01:03 PM

fallenangel... but what was the name?

Steenoob 03-18-2004 01:41 PM

I've yet to name mine, but when it speaks to me it sounds like either Jack Nicholson or Christopher Walken...

Depends on what mood I'm in!:D

stevie667 03-18-2004 01:45 PM

my little fella just goes under the name jr. until someone else decides to name him otherwise;) :p

fallenangel 03-18-2004 01:58 PM

Mr. Jigglyfly -

mon capitain, came from a weird night, but it kind of stuck. i speak some french, but not very well imo... i don't refer to that all the time, just when it fits the mood *shrugs*

Mephex 03-18-2004 02:05 PM

TRIFORCE!

Yeah, figure that one out ;)

ickma 03-18-2004 03:52 PM

Free Willy. he he.

eyeronic 03-18-2004 06:43 PM

No, but my left elbow's name is Maxine.

sheaux_down 03-18-2004 08:37 PM

Master Wang...sort of goes along with my asian fetish? haha

dami³ 03-19-2004 06:18 AM

no name

junglistic 03-19-2004 03:14 PM

girlfriend has named it her package..


meh..

qtpye4u84 03-19-2004 05:33 PM

I call my mans penis different names depending on my mood/horny ness
LiL GUY
Soch JR(after my boy friend)
The thing poking me
One eyed snake
Big guy
snake
the train
or when I am horny its just the big long hard cock lol sorry to much info huh lol

teph 03-19-2004 07:37 PM

A few years ago, it got the name of Gus. No idea why, but it's stuck, so here we are. Good guy, that Gus . . .


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