Have you named it? (yeah, this time it is a penis thing) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

kalashnikov · 08-11-2003, 11:15 PM

So I found out that my 3 of my friends have named their penisis (peni?) Thor, Philip and Pedro, respectively (Philip?! okay...) I have no name for mine yet. What names do you or your boyfriends have for it?

drawerfixer · 08-11-2003, 11:16 PM

I'm severly dissapointed with mine, as it fails to live up to my expectations size wise. So I just refer to him as my 'little bitch.'

Enigma · 08-11-2003, 11:24 PM

A former girlfriend named mine George (for reasons that still remain a mystery to me).

Whenever she wanted to sneak off for a quickie, she would pull me away from my friends saying that we needed to go see George. A year or so after we broke up, I heard her say to her new boyfriend that they needed to "go see Paul." Very strange girl.

micah67 · 08-11-2003, 11:30 PM

Another "Thor" here - named by a girlfriend and it sorta stuck.

lalalapi · 08-11-2003, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Enigma
A former girlfriend named mine George (for reasons that still remain a mystery to me).

Whenever she wanted to sneak off for a quickie, she would pull me away from my friends saying that we needed to go see George. A year or so after we broke up, I heard her say to her new boyfriend that they needed to "go see Paul." Very strange girl.

Someone's a Beatles fan?

I once dated a fellow who named his "Magaret." That relationship obviously didn't last very long.

Enigma · 08-11-2003, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by lalalapi
Someone's a Beatles fan?

.....I honestly never thought of that. I wonder who she's with now? John or Ringo?

kalashnikov · 08-11-2003, 11:36 PM

I'd hate to be stuck with Ringo, he could never perform as well as the others. Plus, "We need to go see Ringo" is kinda suspicious

Great Scott · 08-11-2003, 11:41 PM

Why I thought you'd never ask! Billy-Bob-Joe, the Rod of Discipline.

Rlyss · 08-12-2003, 05:31 AM

She calls mine 'Kenneth', which is my middle name.

I often think

she talks to and about Kenneth more than she does to me...

Nizzle · 08-12-2003, 06:43 AM

Godzilla.

Leviathan[NCV] · 08-12-2003, 07:33 AM

I have never gotten around to naming mine, and from what I've heard I'm in the minority.

s8ins child · 08-12-2003, 07:42 AM

My girl named mine Goliath, I guess it has a ring to it! (pun)

rainheart · 08-12-2003, 11:49 AM

Eric got pissed last night and threw up, he's having a hangover now.

Actually I don't have a name for mine that sounds ridiculous.

Harshaw · 08-12-2003, 11:54 AM

No, I get odd enough looks from my grilfriend when I refer to it as "The Boys".

RMarquis · 08-12-2003, 11:57 AM

No name for mine, don't know why.

h2g2Fan · 08-12-2003, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by drawerfixer
I'm severly dissapointed with mine, as it fails to live up to my expectations size wise. So I just refer to him as my 'little bitch.'

Haha, but on a personal note, mine does not have a name.

air45 · 08-12-2003, 11:57 AM

i am often referring to my swollen rod as "kevin."

collide · 08-12-2003, 11:57 AM

Mmm, godzilla.

I know someone who calls it Conan.
HAHAHAHA.

World's King · 08-12-2003, 12:16 PM

Tiny Elvis or Tommy Two-Tone

Halx · 08-12-2003, 12:17 PM

I got my nickname "Whitesnake" BECAUSE of it, but I've never actually named it anything.

jimk · 08-12-2003, 01:04 PM

nate. can't remember why..........

soxsfans · 08-12-2003, 01:07 PM

little willy

and when the wife is not in the mood, she tells him to go home.

But he rarely listens, little willy won't go home.

Pellaz · 08-12-2003, 02:41 PM

Mine doesn't have a name, but gosh darnit, it should, so from this point on, it will be known only ass The Mighty Rod of Maka'al (+3).

Let it be known to all.

IckUber · 08-12-2003, 02:47 PM

Never had a reason to name it. So, i dont think im the kind of guy that ever would.

Mill · 08-12-2003, 05:34 PM

I call mine Bizzy.

tigerkick · 08-12-2003, 05:35 PM

Concored Airlines..

rogue49 · 08-12-2003, 06:38 PM

IT

'nuff said.

Curving_Edge · 08-12-2003, 07:30 PM

"Tim the enchanter"

Dont ask....

lemming · 08-12-2003, 09:13 PM

never really thought about naming it, nor do i know anyone that does..or that admits to it atleast.

titsmurf · 08-12-2003, 09:32 PM

I call mine Dick. I sometimes call him big Dick if he's in a good mood. We go back a long time, me and Dick.

amonxiii · 08-12-2003, 09:52 PM

Rudiger..

Diceman · 08-13-2003, 12:58 AM

I can't believe I'm actually sharing this...

My girlfiend calls mine Mr. Speckles because he's got a few freckles.

baaa · 08-13-2003, 03:59 AM

Big n Tastey

bender · 08-14-2003, 01:12 PM

Cesar

chains · 08-14-2003, 01:36 PM

Girlfriend now wife calls it Jerry...weird how a name sticks

Sad_Machine · 08-14-2003, 05:02 PM

Seven, like from Seinfeld. It's close to 7'' so that fits. Though Rupert would be a good name.

MaGlC_MaN · 08-14-2003, 05:57 PM

Mike Hawk.

JStrider · 08-14-2003, 07:30 PM

COCKZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok not really... its junior and the boys for me...

badflsh · 08-14-2003, 09:29 PM

The Incredible Hulk

Sledge · 08-15-2003, 12:17 AM

Absolutely not. I definitely don't refer to it in private as Vlad the Impaler.

08-11-2003, 11:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
kalashnikov Insane Location: St. Paul	Have you named it? (yeah, this time it is a penis thing) So I found out that my 3 of my friends have named their penisis (peni?) Thor, Philip and Pedro, respectively (Philip?! okay...) I have no name for mine yet. What names do you or your boyfriends have for it? __________________ 'Charmant, respektlos, und immer betrunken.'

08-11-2003, 11:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
drawerfixer Stonerific Location: Colorado	I'm severly dissapointed with mine, as it fails to live up to my expectations size wise. So I just refer to him as my 'little bitch.' __________________ They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

08-11-2003, 11:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
Enigma Upright Location: Huntsville, Alabama	A former girlfriend named mine George (for reasons that still remain a mystery to me). Whenever she wanted to sneak off for a quickie, she would pull me away from my friends saying that we needed to go see George. A year or so after we broke up, I heard her say to her new boyfriend that they needed to "go see Paul." Very strange girl. __________________ ?

08-11-2003, 11:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	Another "Thor" here - named by a girlfriend and it sorta stuck. __________________ ~micah

08-11-2003, 11:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
kalashnikov Insane Location: St. Paul	I'd hate to be stuck with Ringo, he could never perform as well as the others. Plus, "We need to go see Ringo" is kinda suspicious __________________ 'Charmant, respektlos, und immer betrunken.'

08-11-2003, 11:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
Great Scott Insane Location: In a huge maze just trying to find my cheese	Why I thought you'd never ask! Billy-Bob-Joe, the Rod of Discipline.

08-12-2003, 05:31 AM	#9 (permalink)
Rlyss The Pusher Location: Edinburgh	She calls mine 'Kenneth', which is my middle name. I often think she talks to and about Kenneth more than she does to me...

08-12-2003, 06:43 AM	#10 (permalink)
Nizzle God-Hating Liberal Location: Silicon Valley, CA	Godzilla. __________________ Nizzle

08-12-2003, 07:33 AM	#11 (permalink)
Leviathan[NCV] Well... Location: afk	I have never gotten around to naming mine, and from what I've heard I'm in the minority.

08-12-2003, 07:42 AM	#12 (permalink)
s8ins child Tilted	My girl named mine Goliath, I guess it has a ring to it! (pun)

08-12-2003, 11:49 AM	#13 (permalink)
rainheart Psycho	Eric got pissed last night and threw up, he's having a hangover now. Actually I don't have a name for mine that sounds ridiculous.

08-12-2003, 11:54 AM	#14 (permalink)
Harshaw Is mad at you. Location: Bored in Sacramento	No, I get odd enough looks from my grilfriend when I refer to it as "The Boys". __________________ This too shall pass.

08-12-2003, 11:57 AM	#15 (permalink)
RMarquis Upright	No name for mine, don't know why.

08-12-2003, 11:57 AM	#17 (permalink)
air45 Loser Location: Midwest	i am often referring to my swollen rod as "kevin."

08-12-2003, 11:57 AM	#18 (permalink)
collide Turn off your TV. Location: ... .- -. ..-. .-. .- -. -.-. .. ... -.-. --- --..-- -.-. .-	Mmm, godzilla. I know someone who calls it Conan. HAHAHAHA. __________________ "inhuman fiery goat worship" is an anagram for "information superhighway" -kingvolc

08-12-2003, 12:16 PM	#19 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Tiny Elvis or Tommy Two-Tone __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-12-2003, 01:04 PM	#21 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	nate. can't remember why.......... __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

08-12-2003, 12:17 PM	#20 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	I got my nickname "Whitesnake" BECAUSE of it, but I've never actually named it anything. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

08-12-2003, 01:07 PM	#22 (permalink)
soxsfans Junkie	little willy and when the wife is not in the mood, she tells him to go home. But he rarely listens, little willy won't go home.

08-12-2003, 02:41 PM	#23 (permalink)
Pellaz Addict Location: Texas	Mine doesn't have a name, but gosh darnit, it should, so from this point on, it will be known only ass The Mighty Rod of Maka'al (+3). Let it be known to all. __________________ " ' Big Mouth. Remember it took three of you to kill me. A god, a boy, and, last and least, a hero.' "

08-12-2003, 02:47 PM	#24 (permalink)
IckUber Funran Location: Norman, OK	Never had a reason to name it. So, i dont think im the kind of guy that ever would. __________________ How much is y'all Piolkles?

08-12-2003, 05:34 PM	#25 (permalink)
Mill Psycho Location: Center of the Universe	I call mine Bizzy.

08-12-2003, 05:35 PM	#26 (permalink)
tigerkick Upright Location: Chicago	Concored Airlines..

08-12-2003, 06:38 PM	#27 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	IT 'nuff said.

08-12-2003, 07:30 PM	#28 (permalink)
Curving_Edge Upright Location: Kansas	"Tim the enchanter" Dont ask....

08-12-2003, 09:13 PM	#29 (permalink)
lemming Tilted	never really thought about naming it, nor do i know anyone that does..or that admits to it atleast.

08-12-2003, 09:32 PM	#30 (permalink)
titsmurf Crazy Location: Belgium	I call mine Dick. I sometimes call him big Dick if he's in a good mood. We go back a long time, me and Dick.

08-12-2003, 09:52 PM	#31 (permalink)
amonxiii Banned Location: Soviet Canuckistan	Rudiger..

08-13-2003, 12:58 AM	#32 (permalink)
Diceman Tilted Location: London	I can't believe I'm actually sharing this... My girlfiend calls mine Mr. Speckles because he's got a few freckles.

08-13-2003, 03:59 AM	#33 (permalink)
baaa Banned Location: ville	Big n Tastey

08-14-2003, 01:12 PM	#34 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Cesar

08-14-2003, 01:36 PM	#35 (permalink)
chains Crazy	Girlfriend now wife calls it Jerry...weird how a name sticks

08-14-2003, 05:02 PM	#36 (permalink)
Sad_Machine Upright Location: Chicago	Seven, like from Seinfeld. It's close to 7'' so that fits. Though Rupert would be a good name.

08-14-2003, 05:57 PM	#37 (permalink)
MaGlC_MaN Insane Location: Tennessee	Mike Hawk. __________________ Bye.

08-14-2003, 07:30 PM	#38 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	COCKZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!! ok not really... its junior and the boys for me... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

08-14-2003, 09:29 PM	#39 (permalink)
badflsh Tilted Location: Oregon	The Incredible Hulk

08-15-2003, 12:17 AM	#40 (permalink)
Sledge Pasture Bedtime	Absolutely not. I definitely don't refer to it in private as Vlad the Impaler.