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Old 08-15-2003, 05:31 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Location: Australia
Monk; because he's bald and celebate
No, actually I haven't named it, but when I do, it will probably be one of those old fashioned and very uncool british names like 'Archibald'
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Old 08-15-2003, 06:01 AM   #42 (permalink)
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I call mine penis.
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Old 08-15-2003, 06:32 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Cyclopes

He's my one-eyed monster.
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Old 08-15-2003, 02:24 PM   #44 (permalink)
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My one eyed cousin in the turtleneck sweater.
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Old 08-15-2003, 10:47 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Location: St. Paul
Okay, I award top place to Pellaz with "The Mighty Rod of Maka'al (+3)" I mean for crying out loud, he includes a roll modifier. That's just cool. Dorky as shit, but cool. (Now does the girl have to roll a saving throw vs. Rods/Staffs/Wands?)
Second place goes to Fuzzix, with "Monk; because he's bald and celebate". Sad, yet hilarious reasoning.
Keep them coming!
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Old 08-15-2003, 11:22 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Haha that's pretty funny too, Forks. You ever try washing it though, especially after sex or masturbation? That might help with the smell.
Just kidding, that's hilarious.
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Old 08-16-2003, 04:54 AM   #47 (permalink)
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i call mine, Urmm...well... LDC (little devilchild (Replace devilchild with my real name))
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Old 08-19-2003, 10:18 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Location: Everywhere, but nowhere
The General

my ex girlfriend used to call it charlie and the boys
i have no idea why
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Old 08-19-2003, 10:31 AM   #49 (permalink)
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Ya'll are hilarious.

No guys I've been with had named theirs. If they had, I didn't hear about it anyways!

My friends ex-boyfriend named his Lance. Once we were all out and all very drunk. So I said "Hey Liz, are you going to play with Lance later?" She nearly killed me.... Ahh good times.
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Old 08-19-2003, 10:38 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Mr. Winky
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Old 08-19-2003, 10:40 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Location: On the path to Valhalla.
I've heard mine been called God before...

But I'm not sure if it was the size of the boat or the motion of the ocean...
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Old 08-19-2003, 10:58 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Nope, I haven't.
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Old 08-19-2003, 04:12 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Monty.

(As in python - read into that whichever way you like.
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Old 08-19-2003, 07:03 PM   #54 (permalink)
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once with someone a very long time ago when I was a teen but don't remember what it was.
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Old 08-19-2003, 10:52 PM   #55 (permalink)
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I think mine's name is "OH MY GOD.. OH GOD YES!!! OHHHHHHH GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK M------ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMNIT FUCK OH GOD" because that's what my girl yells at it all the time.
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Old 08-20-2003, 06:17 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Old 08-20-2003, 06:51 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Location: Norway
name? hmmm, no ... interesting thought thou, it would be like a 3person relationship :P
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Old 08-20-2003, 03:13 PM   #58 (permalink)
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mine is named many names dependes on the women i am with
until year 92(iwas 16) spike
93 violator
94 slapper
95-96 infermory
97 jackson
98 pheniox
99-00 beserk
00-02 butch
03-??? no girlfriend this year
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Old 08-20-2003, 03:58 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Mine got named pocket somehow during senior year prom. Can't remember why exactly, but it's still kinda funny.
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Old 08-20-2003, 08:54 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Old 08-20-2003, 09:08 PM   #61 (permalink)
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P-Rabbit. Like's Pussy and Likes to Fuck A Lot.
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Old 08-20-2003, 09:43 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Location: Tampa, FL
i got the magic stick..... ok bad joke.....
but yeah, it hasnt been named, maybe ill ask the girlfriend to give it one.
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Old 08-23-2003, 08:15 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth
i actually named by ex's mr.winky it was an inside joke cuz at the time i had never given a blow job and i told him it looked like he was winking at me.
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Old 08-23-2003, 11:16 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Location: Vol Country
I call mine Mi Gordito, which is Spanish or some spanish dialect or other Romantic language, I'm not sure, but its SOMETHING for "my fatty", because mine isn't too awful long but its rather............umm, girthful.
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Old 08-24-2003, 05:41 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Location: The Granite State "Live Free or Die"
Rodan, and he's a fire breather. Had the name for 30 years or more.

Hey Godzilla, you lookin for a fight?
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Old 08-26-2003, 08:50 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant
The balls are Hewey and Louie while the rod is Dewey. Some of us go all-out
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Old 08-27-2003, 07:31 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Location: Right behind you.
Jimmy.. Jimbo.. Big Jim. He gets the ladies where they want to go EVERY time.

Which has only been twice in my life. Humph.
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Old 08-27-2003, 07:35 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Quarterpounder With Cheese?

hah

no, never thought about naming it and prolly won't
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Old 08-27-2003, 03:22 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Originally posted by sltkr2000
mine is named many names dependes on the women i am with
When I was with my first wife, we called it "Moby". (Hers was "Fluffy"). The last few women haven't called it anything, I guess I leave them speechless! Or perhaps, when you're older, the silliness is gone.
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Old 08-30-2003, 01:07 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Location: South of the border
I named mine 'Mark Spitz' ... I was with some friends.. and they had named theirs.. so, being a swimmer, I decided to name mine 'Mark Spitz' just for fun. My Gf heard it, and began using it.. and now its stuck to it
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Old 08-30-2003, 02:43 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Location: Far too far from my Angel....
I've had friends who've called theirs "Big Jim & the Twins", "Spike", "Calvin" (I know - I didn't get that one either), and my own favorite...."Old One-Eye".

One of my ex-girlfriends named mine Conan. I asked her about it, since I was a wee bit confused. She explained that after a particularly exhausting night in the sack, she was destroyed - and it was Conan that was her destroyer.

Leave it to me to hook up with a girl who liked the lesser of the two Conan films better!

Go figure. I thought it was a funny name, so I kept it.
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Old 08-30-2003, 07:57 PM   #72 (permalink)
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I've dubbed mine "Big D" since it was my nickname in 6th grade.
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Old 08-30-2003, 09:25 PM   #73 (permalink)
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never bothered to name it.
no one else has bothered to name it.

but it understands when it is being spoken to and is always right there, standing at attention, when need be.

... very obedient!
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Old 08-30-2003, 09:27 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Location: Nanaimo, Canada
I named my dick Fred like 15 yrs ago

Still goes by that name
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Old 08-30-2003, 09:53 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Location: Ciudad De La Furia
Verga, pito, riata (Mexican slangs)

I Prefer: Pancho

Anybody wants to give a handshake to Pancho??
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Old 08-31-2003, 09:36 AM   #76 (permalink)
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My wife calls it "Crackers". She heard a joke about "liking to eat Crackers in bed" a few years ago, and the little fella's been so named ever since.
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Old 09-01-2003, 07:40 AM   #77 (permalink)
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My Japanese girlfriend calls him "Musashi" which is the name of some famous samouri in their history. Could also be because everytime I see her, he gets hard like a samouri sword.
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Old 09-02-2003, 05:21 AM   #78 (permalink)
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i call my old mate... Wilbur

so that i can put on a Mr Ed voice and chastise it for being bad... and thus deserving of a beating... so to speak...
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Old 09-02-2003, 03:02 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Old 01-19-2004, 10:11 AM   #80 (permalink)
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I was joking with an ex-girlfriend about 10 years ago. She affectionately called it "Stanley, as in the power drill." So, the name has stuck. When I have gone out with other women, I tell them the name (not on a first date or anything), but I don't tell them it was another chic that named it. I don't think it would go over too well....
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