08-15-2003, 10:47 PM | #45 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: St. Paul
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Okay, I award top place to Pellaz with "The Mighty Rod of Maka'al (+3)" I mean for crying out loud, he includes a roll modifier. That's just cool. Dorky as shit, but cool. (Now does the girl have to roll a saving throw vs. Rods/Staffs/Wands?)
Second place goes to Fuzzix, with "Monk; because he's bald and celebate". Sad, yet hilarious reasoning. Keep them coming!
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08-19-2003, 10:31 AM | #49 (permalink) |
Is In Love
Location: I'm workin' on it
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Ya'll are hilarious.
No guys I've been with had named theirs. If they had, I didn't hear about it anyways! My friends ex-boyfriend named his Lance. Once we were all out and all very drunk. So I said "Hey Liz, are you going to play with Lance later?" She nearly killed me.... Ahh good times.
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08-19-2003, 04:12 PM | #53 (permalink) |
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Monty.
(As in python - read into that whichever way you like.
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08-19-2003, 10:52 PM | #55 (permalink) |
Banned
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I think mine's name is "OH MY GOD.. OH GOD YES!!! OHHHHHHH GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK M------ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMNIT FUCK OH GOD" because that's what my girl yells at it all the time.
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08-23-2003, 08:15 PM | #63 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth
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i actually named by ex's mr.winky it was an inside joke cuz at the time i had never given a blow job and i told him it looked like he was winking at me.
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08-23-2003, 11:16 PM | #64 (permalink) |
Idolator
Location: Vol Country
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I call mine Mi Gordito, which is Spanish or some spanish dialect or other Romantic language, I'm not sure, but its SOMETHING for "my fatty", because mine isn't too awful long but its rather............umm, girthful.
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08-24-2003, 05:41 AM | #65 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: The Granite State "Live Free or Die"
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Rodan, and he's a fire breather. Had the name for 30 years or more.
Hey Godzilla, you lookin for a fight?
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08-27-2003, 03:22 PM | #69 (permalink) | |
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Location: Kingston,Ontario
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08-30-2003, 01:07 PM | #70 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: South of the border
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I named mine 'Mark Spitz' ... I was with some friends.. and they had named theirs.. so, being a swimmer, I decided to name mine 'Mark Spitz' just for fun. My Gf heard it, and began using it.. and now its stuck to it
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08-30-2003, 02:43 PM | #71 (permalink) |
Loser
Location: Far too far from my Angel....
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I've had friends who've called theirs "Big Jim & the Twins", "Spike", "Calvin" (I know - I didn't get that one either), and my own favorite...."Old One-Eye".
One of my ex-girlfriends named mine Conan. I asked her about it, since I was a wee bit confused. She explained that after a particularly exhausting night in the sack, she was destroyed - and it was Conan that was her destroyer. Leave it to me to hook up with a girl who liked the lesser of the two Conan films better! Go figure. I thought it was a funny name, so I kept it. |
08-31-2003, 09:36 AM | #76 (permalink) |
We are everywhere...
Location: Barrie, Ontario
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My wife calls it "Crackers". She heard a joke about "liking to eat Crackers in bed" a few years ago, and the little fella's been so named ever since.
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09-01-2003, 07:40 AM | #77 (permalink) |
Insane
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My Japanese girlfriend calls him "Musashi" which is the name of some famous samouri in their history. Could also be because everytime I see her, he gets hard like a samouri sword.
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01-19-2004, 10:11 AM | #80 (permalink) |
Fly em straight!
Location: Above and Beyond
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I was joking with an ex-girlfriend about 10 years ago. She affectionately called it "Stanley, as in the power drill." So, the name has stuck. When I have gone out with other women, I tell them the name (not on a first date or anything), but I don't tell them it was another chic that named it. I don't think it would go over too well....
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