Have you named it? (yeah, this time it is a penis thing) - Page 4 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Caranthir · 03-19-2004, 08:13 PM

Nope, no name.

shred · 03-21-2004, 12:02 PM

An old girlfriend called mine Captain Kaboom. Always liked that name.

Bob Biter · 03-21-2004, 07:16 PM

The Captain. Never leave out "The". It's key.

aus10tatious · 04-16-2004, 01:40 PM

My girlfriend and I switch off between Corky ('cause it plugs things up) and Excaliber (take a guess why)

onodrim · 04-16-2004, 02:17 PM

I've never known anyone who's named it, and I've certainly never given Secret's a name. I really don't see the need for a name, but thats just me.

SpikeQX99 · 04-16-2004, 08:06 PM

Stump!!

hmm... that's not funny!

J/K I don't have a name for it.

Homey_V · 04-16-2004, 08:26 PM

Nope... Never named it myself...

Hasnt been given one by the Girlfriend yet.

jazz · 04-16-2004, 08:34 PM

I tried to name my boyfriends penis princess, but of course that didn't stick. So now it is General Lorenzo

Great_White · 07-28-2004, 08:44 PM

Mines named Clyde... I brought it up with my ex.. And we were discussing it like baby names. Then I demanded that she name her vagina...

After many many hours of debate... We ended up naming hers Frauke Cho.. She wanted it to be German/Asian... Odd girl

impulse03 · 07-28-2004, 09:11 PM

good old Mr. Dick for me!

Slauncha Man · 07-28-2004, 09:23 PM

My friend's ex-girlfriend wanted me to name it Mighty Max. I told her that only people I'm actually fucking get to name it.

Since then, I call it the General. It commands my many troops.

The Phenomenon · 07-28-2004, 09:34 PM

I have not named mine but my GF has several names for it.

hex1848 · 07-29-2004, 03:56 AM

The ex and I started calling him tyrone. I've kinda kept it as it makes for rather funny conversations.

;-)

ironchef82 · 07-29-2004, 05:25 AM

No name for mine. Don't want a name for it either.

Anyone here see Anchorman? One of the co-anchors (Paul Rudd's character) named his "Dr. Octagon" or something like that. I must say, that is a fuckin brilliant name.

saut · 07-29-2004, 06:30 AM

My friends named mine for me since I didn't want to do it myself. It's known as Babe III in some circles, and Bruce Banner in others.

Obviously, my erection is huge and green.

wilbjammin · 07-29-2004, 06:39 AM

screamincheetah · 07-29-2004, 06:56 AM

Fu-Fu...This came to me (pun intended) in highschool in the form of the this sing song I created...
"Want to see my Fu-Fu hopping through your forest? Pull out a condom and pop it on his head." Sung to the tune of Little Bunny FuFu. Get it?
It actually hasn't been referred to as Fu-Fu for a long time

An ex of mine liked to call it that, and I named her vagina Fi-Fi, which she liked a lot.

07-29-2004, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Homey_V
Nope... Never named it myself...

Hasnt been given one by the Girlfriend yet.

We now affectionately refer to him as Pedro

unoaman · 07-30-2004, 10:32 AM

Just plain ole Donald Do.

Carno · 07-30-2004, 12:35 PM

Naming your penis is the weirdest thing ever.

Flyguy · 07-30-2004, 05:39 PM

I don't have a name for mine but my wife does:

woody
big strong dick (not tooting my own horn, that's what she calls it)
babymaker

Probably a couple others too but I don't really pay attention to them during sex.

Kalnaur · 07-30-2004, 09:24 PM

No, but hows about we name it now.

It shall be called The Nameless One.

theemaan · 07-31-2004, 04:19 AM

When I was married to my first wife she called it "the pest"--I just called it "lonely"
Sad but true.

Flyguy · 08-01-2004, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theemaan
When I was married to my first wife she called it "the pest"--I just called it "lonely"
Sad but true.

ouch. Don't know what'd I do if my wife called my dick a "pest."

Valthonis · 08-01-2004, 02:50 PM

Mine had no name until my first conquest in high school named it "Junior." I dunno why, but the name stuck. Haven't come up with anything better, I guess.

losthellhound · 08-01-2004, 04:10 PM

No name for mine.. Im not that imaginative, and no girl has ever named it

wombatman · 08-01-2004, 05:41 PM

Krull.

Inspired by the movie Kull the Conqueror (had Arnold in it).

And yes, the girlfriend thinks it's a good name too.

Blonddie · 08-01-2004, 06:53 PM

I don't have a specific name for Dawson's "member'...however I do refer to "HIM" as his own persona, because sometimes he has a mind of his own and will take over thinking for the rest of the body.

muckluck · 08-01-2004, 07:27 PM

I have named mine "The General". It is quite fun to name it. I had a friend who named his balls lefty and vinegar...

eagle1 · 08-02-2004, 03:55 PM

Mr. Happy.

I hadn't given it a name before I met my wife/then girlfriend. She asked me if I had and the only thing I could think of at the time was a Robin Williams routine I remember seeing. I told her and it stuck.

My wifes been "talking" to Mr. Happy for the past 15 years.

maleficent · 08-02-2004, 08:13 PM

For those of you having a hard time coming up with a name for your penis... I give you...

The Penis nAme Generator

Doos · 08-02-2004, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fallen_angel
i actually named by ex's mr.winky it was an inside joke cuz at the time i had never given a blow job and i told him it looked like he was winking at me.

Mine's got the same name somehow.

Manic_Skafe · 08-03-2004, 12:54 AM

My g/f tried Pee Wee Herman but Herman was all that stuck.

I normally refer to him as "the unfortunate companion".

The Phenomenon · 08-03-2004, 01:05 AM

That Penis Name Generator rawks

"Duncan Jones the Ultrasonic Monstrosity"

Bentley Little · 08-03-2004, 05:38 AM

Was Mr. Bob. ??I don't know why??

Now it is "The Willie Wonka"

omega2K4 · 08-03-2004, 05:47 AM

Jorge.

stevie667 · 08-03-2004, 06:14 AM

basmoq · 08-03-2004, 09:06 AM

NO, no name for me

bynum · 08-10-2004, 10:42 PM

Not really a name, but I refer to it as monkey. Cause I like to spank it...

BenChuy · 08-11-2004, 01:12 PM

Erm.... Pepe, for my penis. And, heh, Henrich (the hedgehog). Both from my wife. We were drunk enough to laugh about it but sober enough for it to stick.

She, in return got her's called lola the labia and cloe (clow-ee). God, that was an odd night.

03-19-2004, 08:13 PM	#121 (permalink)
Caranthir Upright	Nope, no name. __________________ I.

03-21-2004, 07:16 PM	#123 (permalink)
Bob Biter Non-smokers die everyday Location: Montreal	The Captain. Never leave out "The". It's key. __________________ A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

04-16-2004, 02:17 PM	#125 (permalink)
onodrim Cosmically Curious Location: Chicago, IL	I've never known anyone who's named it, and I've certainly never given Secret's a name. I really don't see the need for a name, but thats just me. __________________ "The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides" -Carl Sagan

04-16-2004, 08:06 PM	#126 (permalink)
SpikeQX99 The Best thing that never happened to you Location: Silverdale, WA	Stump!! hmm... that's not funny! J/K I don't have a name for it. __________________ I'm so in love with a girl... she is my everything

04-16-2004, 08:26 PM	#127 (permalink)
Homey_V Psycho Location: Canada	Nope... Never named it myself... Hasnt been given one by the Girlfriend yet. __________________ You did what with a duck?

03-21-2004, 12:02 PM	#122 (permalink)
shred Tilted	An old girlfriend called mine Captain Kaboom. Always liked that name.

04-16-2004, 01:40 PM	#124 (permalink)
aus10tatious Banned Location: In Body: Raleigh, NC At Heart: San Antonio, Texas	My girlfriend and I switch off between Corky ('cause it plugs things up) and Excaliber (take a guess why)

04-16-2004, 08:34 PM	#128 (permalink)
jazz Upright	I tried to name my boyfriends penis princess, but of course that didn't stick. So now it is General Lorenzo __________________ "Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives." -Michael Dermott

07-28-2004, 08:44 PM	#129 (permalink)
Great_White Tilted Location: Southern Cali	Mines named Clyde... I brought it up with my ex.. And we were discussing it like baby names. Then I demanded that she name her vagina... After many many hours of debate... We ended up naming hers Frauke Cho.. She wanted it to be German/Asian... Odd girl

07-28-2004, 09:11 PM	#130 (permalink)
impulse03 Crazy	good old Mr. Dick for me! __________________ BLUE HENS!

07-28-2004, 09:23 PM	#131 (permalink)
Slauncha Man Crazy Location: Ann Arbor, MI	My friend's ex-girlfriend wanted me to name it Mighty Max. I told her that only people I'm actually fucking get to name it. Since then, I call it the General. It commands my many troops. __________________ -Slauncha

07-28-2004, 09:34 PM	#132 (permalink)
The Phenomenon Psycho Location: I think my horns are coming out	I have not named mine but my GF has several names for it. __________________ Do not confuse altruism with kindness, good will or respect for the rights of others. These are not primaries, but consequences, which, in fact, altruism makes impossible. The irreducible primary of altruism, the basic absolute, is self-sacrifice - which means: self-immolation, self-abnegation, self-denial, self-destruction - which means: the self as a standard of evil, the selfless as a standard of the good.

07-29-2004, 03:56 AM	#133 (permalink)
hex1848 Upright	The ex and I started calling him tyrone. I've kinda kept it as it makes for rather funny conversations. ;-)

07-29-2004, 05:25 AM	#134 (permalink)
ironchef82 Banned Location: Tucson	No name for mine. Don't want a name for it either. Anyone here see Anchorman? One of the co-anchors (Paul Rudd's character) named his "Dr. Octagon" or something like that. I must say, that is a fuckin brilliant name.

07-29-2004, 06:30 AM	#135 (permalink)
saut Registered User Location: Pittsburgh	My friends named mine for me since I didn't want to do it myself. It's known as Babe III in some circles, and Bruce Banner in others. Obviously, my erection is huge and green.

07-29-2004, 06:39 AM	#136 (permalink)
wilbjammin * * *	No. __________________ Innominate.

07-30-2004, 10:32 AM	#139 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	Just plain ole Donald Do.

07-30-2004, 09:24 PM	#142 (permalink)
Kalnaur Psycho Location: Portland, Oregon	No, but hows about we name it now. It shall be called The Nameless One. __________________ PC: Can you help me out here HK? HK-47: I'm 98% percent sure this miniature organic meatbag wants you to help find his fellow miniature organic meatbags. PC: And the other 2 percent? HK-47: The other 2 percent is that he is just looking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that might be wishful thinking on my part.

08-01-2004, 02:50 PM	#145 (permalink)
Valthonis Upright Location: Hartford, CT	Mine had no name until my first conquest in high school named it "Junior." I dunno why, but the name stuck. Haven't come up with anything better, I guess. __________________ -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version: 3.12 GAT d-- s+:++ a23 C++++ UL++++ P--- L+++ E--- W+++ N-- w O- M++ V-- PS++ PE- Y++ PGP+++ t* 5+ X R+++ tv b+++ DI++ D- G e* h---- r+++ y++++ ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

07-29-2004, 06:56 AM	#137 (permalink)
screamincheetah Insane Location: Kansas City	Fu-Fu...This came to me (pun intended) in highschool in the form of the this sing song I created... "Want to see my Fu-Fu hopping through your forest? Pull out a condom and pop it on his head." Sung to the tune of Little Bunny FuFu. Get it? It actually hasn't been referred to as Fu-Fu for a long time An ex of mine liked to call it that, and I named her vagina Fi-Fi, which she liked a lot. __________________ "The sunrise ain't pretty when you ain't been to bed...tomorrow is today instead." Bobby Bare Jr.

07-30-2004, 12:35 PM	#140 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	Naming your penis is the weirdest thing ever. __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

07-30-2004, 05:39 PM	#141 (permalink)
Flyguy Banned Location: Swooping down on you from above....	I don't have a name for mine but my wife does: woody big strong dick (not tooting my own horn, that's what she calls it) babymaker Probably a couple others too but I don't really pay attention to them during sex.

07-31-2004, 04:19 AM	#143 (permalink)
theemaan Tilted	When I was married to my first wife she called it "the pest"--I just called it "lonely" Sad but true.

08-01-2004, 04:10 PM	#146 (permalink)
losthellhound Thats MR. Muffin Face now Location: Everywhere work sends me	No name for mine.. Im not that imaginative, and no girl has ever named it __________________ "Life is possible only with illusions. And so, the question for the science of mental health must become an absolutely new and revolutionary one, yet one that reflects the essence of the human condition: On what level of illusion does one live?" -- Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death

08-01-2004, 05:41 PM	#147 (permalink)
wombatman Insane	Krull. Inspired by the movie Kull the Conqueror (had Arnold in it). And yes, the girlfriend thinks it's a good name too.

08-01-2004, 06:53 PM	#148 (permalink)
Blonddie Crazy Location: Southern California	I don't have a specific name for Dawson's "member'...however I do refer to "HIM" as his own persona, because sometimes he has a mind of his own and will take over thinking for the rest of the body. __________________ "There's one in every family...two in mine actually.."--- Zazu

08-01-2004, 07:27 PM	#149 (permalink)
muckluck Psycho	I have named mine "The General". It is quite fun to name it. I had a friend who named his balls lefty and vinegar... __________________

08-02-2004, 03:55 PM	#150 (permalink)
eagle1 Insane Location: Foothills of the Cascade Mtns.	Mr. Happy. I hadn't given it a name before I met my wife/then girlfriend. She asked me if I had and the only thing I could think of at the time was a Robin Williams routine I remember seeing. I told her and it stuck. My wifes been "talking" to Mr. Happy for the past 15 years.

08-02-2004, 08:13 PM	#151 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	For those of you having a hard time coming up with a name for your penis... I give you... The Penis nAme Generator __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

08-03-2004, 12:54 AM	#153 (permalink)
Manic_Skafe More Than You Expect Location: Queens	My g/f tried Pee Wee Herman but Herman was all that stuck. I normally refer to him as "the unfortunate companion". __________________ "Porn is a zoo of exotic animals that becomes boring upon ownership." -Nersesian

08-03-2004, 01:05 AM	#154 (permalink)
The Phenomenon Psycho Location: I think my horns are coming out	That Penis Name Generator rawks "Duncan Jones the Ultrasonic Monstrosity" __________________ Do not confuse altruism with kindness, good will or respect for the rights of others. These are not primaries, but consequences, which, in fact, altruism makes impossible. The irreducible primary of altruism, the basic absolute, is self-sacrifice - which means: self-immolation, self-abnegation, self-denial, self-destruction - which means: the self as a standard of evil, the selfless as a standard of the good.

08-03-2004, 05:38 AM	#155 (permalink)
Bentley Little Insane Location: In my head...	Was Mr. Bob. ??I don't know why?? Now it is "The Willie Wonka" __________________ That is my 2 cents.

08-03-2004, 05:47 AM	#156 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	Jorge. __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

08-03-2004, 06:14 AM	#157 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	Jr.

08-03-2004, 09:06 AM	#158 (permalink)
basmoq It's a girly girl! Location: OH, USA	NO, no name for me __________________ "There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them."

08-10-2004, 10:42 PM	#159 (permalink)
bynum Upright	Not really a name, but I refer to it as monkey. Cause I like to spank it...

08-11-2004, 01:12 PM	#160 (permalink)
BenChuy Insane Location: About 70 pixals above this...	Erm.... Pepe, for my penis. And, heh, Henrich (the hedgehog). Both from my wife. We were drunk enough to laugh about it but sober enough for it to stick. She, in return got her's called lola the labia and cloe (clow-ee). God, that was an odd night.