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Old 07-24-2003, 07:45 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2003, 07:55 PM   #42 (permalink)
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I would never - leave - my - room.
Same here, and my g/f knows it. She's glad I can't do that.
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Old 07-24-2003, 07:55 PM   #43 (permalink)
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I did it, when I was much younger and more flexible,...once. It hurt and certainly wasn't worth it.
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Old 07-24-2003, 09:09 PM   #44 (permalink)
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The couple times I've tried have fucked up my back quite nicely.
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Old 07-24-2003, 09:16 PM   #45 (permalink)
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The couple times I've tried have fucked up my back quite nicely.
I've actually missed work because of fucking up my back from trying to autosuck. I was able to get my mouth around the tip of my dick but that's as far as i could go. That was quite some time ago, and I'm no longer able to do it. Like someone else mentioned, the discomfort outweighs the pleasure. At least for those who've had the pleasure of having their dick sucked by someone else.
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Old 07-24-2003, 09:39 PM   #46 (permalink)
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if i could do it myself i would never leave the house
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Old 07-24-2003, 09:56 PM   #47 (permalink)
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I mean honestly, I probably would. Some guys I'm sure would never admit it, though.
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Old 07-24-2003, 09:58 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2003, 11:03 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Where's the "FUCK NO!" option? My mouth will never touch any dick, not even mine.
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Old 07-24-2003, 11:18 PM   #50 (permalink)
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It wouldn't be the same as another person but i would still do it if possible.
 
Old 07-25-2003, 02:08 AM   #51 (permalink)
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actually, for anyone who legitimatly owns tool's album aenema (which should be by default anyway), on the cd itself is a guy sucking his own dick (or it could be a chick, but i don't it)
Theres also that animation thingy using the cover, for one of the pages in the booklet, and you can see it in motion

sorry i couldn't find a picture of the cover.
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Old 07-25-2003, 02:44 AM   #52 (permalink)
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I tried it once and my neck has never recovered. a word of warning to all you would be's.
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Old 07-25-2003, 06:13 PM   #53 (permalink)
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I don't think so, I'd be scarred for life.
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Old 07-26-2003, 01:34 AM   #54 (permalink)
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I can't do it. Kinda wish I could though..
 
Old 07-26-2003, 03:39 AM   #55 (permalink)
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I would if I could but I definitely wouldn't swallow.
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Old 07-26-2003, 07:25 AM   #56 (permalink)
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I can & I haven't

I see no reason for the discomfort of the position.
I'll find some kind lady to do it for me.

Besides, I've never really been into blowjobs anyway.
But that's just me.
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Old 07-26-2003, 07:37 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Actually that's a saying a friend of mine had way back when.

"If I could get it in my mouth, I'd never leave the house".
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Old 07-26-2003, 10:19 AM   #58 (permalink)
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interesting question...i probably would, but am not nearly as flexible as i used to be...
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Old 07-26-2003, 10:24 AM   #59 (permalink)
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Now the true question is... Would you swallow?


I'm turn my head just at the right time so it got in my hair and ear... Just like I do to everyone else that goes down on me.
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Old 07-26-2003, 08:48 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Hard to do if your dick bends downwards.
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Old 07-26-2003, 08:49 PM   #61 (permalink)
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tried it. was sore for a day. tried again. sore for another day. haven't tried since, but i'm sure i will eventually.
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Old 07-26-2003, 09:03 PM   #62 (permalink)
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If we could do it, we would, and not think twice about it. It would be in the same realm as masturbation, where you do it but don't really brag about it.
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Old 07-26-2003, 09:11 PM   #63 (permalink)
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men, for you who say no, would you give anotehr man a handjob? no but you give yourself one all the time...
use the same logic
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Old 07-26-2003, 09:11 PM   #64 (permalink)
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I would never - leave - my - room.
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Old 07-26-2003, 09:14 PM   #65 (permalink)
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For those of you that answered yes, would you swallow? You might answer no, but if you think about it, after a while sucking your own dick you're probably going to try it sooner or later.
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Old 07-26-2003, 10:50 PM   #66 (permalink)
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well its not about swallowing so much, every guy has had a chance to "taste" his own produce, in fact that is gonna inspire another thread.

and yes i jhave tasted mine, in respect for any girl who has swallowed me
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Old 07-26-2003, 11:03 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Quote:
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actually, for anyone who legitimatly owns tool's album aenema (which should be by default anyway), on the cd itself is a guy sucking his own dick (or it could be a chick, but i don't it)
Theres also that animation thingy using the cover, for one of the pages in the booklet, and you can see it in motion

sorry i couldn't find a picture of the cover.
If I remember correctly that's actually a lady, and she's a contortionist.

edit:
from the Tool FAQ (http://toolshed.down.net/faq/faq.html):
"As to the contortionist's gender, well, Alana Cain is credited for this in the liner notes, so there you go. "
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Old 07-27-2003, 11:31 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Oh hell yeah baby!! Who needs a social life anyway??
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Old 07-27-2003, 11:43 AM   #69 (permalink)
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cheers for the info
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Old 07-29-2003, 10:21 PM   #70 (permalink)
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No way in hell.
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:07 AM   #71 (permalink)
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whats this "if you could" shit??
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:23 AM   #72 (permalink)
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Lol UnlikedOne ..

Not sure i can .. never realled tried it
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Old 07-30-2003, 06:57 AM   #73 (permalink)
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I wouldn't leave my room either, Halx.
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Old 07-30-2003, 07:51 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Could and did.

And I have the bad back to prove it.
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:23 PM   #75 (permalink)
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ok rubbin one out is one thing..but suckin your own dick? not gonna happen, sure blow jobs are great..but half the pleasure is that someone else is doin it and you can just sit back, relax and enjoy.
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Old 08-01-2003, 05:11 AM   #76 (permalink)
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I experimented with this back in the high school days. I could barely lick the tip of it. Then I started working and gained some weight and never really thought twice about self sucking again. Now that I'm married me and my wife have shared this idea with each other. She gets very turned on about the whole idea of me self sucking. So, I think it's time for me to lose some weight and start stretching everyday to get back into top form. This is gonna be *Loads* of fun when I finally perform the duty for her.
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Old 08-02-2003, 01:45 AM   #77 (permalink)
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it's like someone said earlier, trying to tickle yourself..... it just doesn't do anything, believe me.
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Old 08-02-2003, 06:23 AM   #78 (permalink)
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It's gotta beat the hand.
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Old 08-02-2003, 06:51 AM   #79 (permalink)
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I have done this many times in the past. Its not all that you'd think it would be. Its just not confortable enough to fully enjoy it.
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Old 08-02-2003, 08:26 AM   #80 (permalink)
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damn right I'd do it. Hell I'd do it every morning as a wake up thing and every night before going to bed.
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