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Old 10-02-2003, 02:40 PM   #121 (permalink)
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I have no interest in having a cock in my mouth, even if the cock is my own
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Old 10-02-2003, 06:18 PM   #122 (permalink)
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I could do it, but not very well. Haven't tried in years. It's not really all that fun or appealing... i was just curious as to whether I could do it.
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Old 10-02-2003, 06:53 PM   #123 (permalink)
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I use to be able to do it and it was a pretty big turn on, but I am bisexual so that might explain it. Cant anymore though, I have a bad back. freakin' sucks!
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Old 10-02-2003, 07:39 PM   #124 (permalink)
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I put great effort to make sure those things stay as far away from my orifices as possible.
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Old 10-02-2003, 09:00 PM   #125 (permalink)
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no never would do that. you guys whoo only like bj's for the visual need to be sucked by someone who really knows how to give head, nothing better
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Old 10-02-2003, 11:17 PM   #126 (permalink)
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no never would do that. you guys whoo only like bj's for the visual need to be sucked by someone who really knows how to give head, nothing better
lol...yup, I agree, though never been that lucky.
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Old 10-02-2003, 11:37 PM   #127 (permalink)
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I don't think it's any more gay than jerking yourself off. Jerking yourself off means you you're stimulating a penis with your hand, right? Not that much different than stimulating one with your mouth.
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Old 10-03-2003, 12:24 AM   #128 (permalink)
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No way. No penis will ever be inside me.
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Old 10-03-2003, 05:56 AM   #129 (permalink)
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I remember reading that something like 5% of the male population has this ability.
Still, it seems like it would be fairly difficult to relax and enjoy such a thing, with your back in excruciating pain.
I can't help but think of the Wil Farrell SNL yoga sketch. LOL
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Old 10-03-2003, 10:54 AM   #130 (permalink)
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i think every guy has tried it at one point or another in his lifetime! just some wont admit to trying it! hell i tried until i was about 25 and finally gave up!

im convinced that this will be the next advancement in our evoulution! sometime within the next million years or so we will all have a more flexible spine!
 
Old 10-03-2003, 11:29 AM   #131 (permalink)
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I just get an image of some dude doing that and then shooting it in his eye on accident. Poetic justice imo. Personally I wouldn't think it would be as good seeing as, at least for me, the underside is more sensitive and i could get my tongue at least lower than the "head" it still wouldn't be the same as the rougher part of a skilled girls tongue.
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Old 10-03-2003, 02:45 PM   #132 (permalink)
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I'd never leave the house.

Um yeah..... Just slip the food under the door.......
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Old 10-03-2003, 02:47 PM   #133 (permalink)
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I definitely never tried it, but I dont imagine I'd be anywhere near flexible enough to do it. I can barely lift my leg up to tie a shoelace yet alone get my head around my waist.
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Old 10-03-2003, 11:41 PM   #134 (permalink)
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damn ribs, always in the way...
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Old 10-04-2003, 12:28 AM   #135 (permalink)
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i used to...back before i started getting women to do it for me

i doubt if i still can
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Old 10-04-2003, 12:58 AM   #136 (permalink)
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who knows better how to give you pleasure than yourself, if I could, and I can't, I certainly would....

only problem it leaves certain other orifices somewhat exposed and open to attack if discovered...

hmmmmm
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Old 10-04-2003, 08:16 AM   #137 (permalink)
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I tried a long time ago but couldn't do it. And that was when I was on the track team and very flexible. Now I'd just end up hurting myself!
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Old 10-06-2003, 03:23 AM   #138 (permalink)
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done it before, not worth all the back pain involved. doesn't feel as good as someone elses mouth, and then you wake up the next day with your back screaming at your saying "WTF are you trying to kill me!?"

not worth it, and not fun.
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Old 10-06-2003, 07:10 AM   #139 (permalink)
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To those of you guys who said "I'd try, but I wouldn't swallow!" I say this.... You should never, every ask a girl to swallow either then. It's just not fair
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Old 10-06-2003, 08:29 AM   #140 (permalink)
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well i agree with Averett there. I just dug up some of my older, dodgier threads and a lot of topics have already been discussed there.

from this thread ]have you tasted your cum

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i said
keep in mind that it is a curiosity thing and also in that as i said before, some people like or expect girls to swallow.
So its interesting that some people are completely freaked out by it, if they expect (i am not saying everyone) another chick to swallow it or even have it in their mouth. There isn't that bigger difference between swallowing and spitting, in that both instances they have cum in their mouths so they taste it either way, and the taste is generally thought to be the worst part about it. Also i think it is a far cry from consuming or tasting any other bodily fluids or waste, it is different.

Basically, i was trying to be empathetic with the oppposite sex when they give a blow job or whatever. Thats what primarily bought upon my actions. And hey, it wasn't "that bad" it was a one off thing, i don't do it everyday.
Also, i drink a lot of water and have a pretty good diet, lotsa citrus fruit as well, especially in summer (orange, lemon and somtimes pineapple)
Although cum from the other sex (ie female) is a lot more appealing.
And also this other one i did
if you could blow/suck yourself?

that thread was inspired by some of bill hicks's musings.
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"A woman one night yelled out, "Yeah, you ever try it?" I said, yeah. Almost broke my back. It's that one vertebrae, I swear to God, it's that close. I think that vertebrae is going to be the thing to go in our next evolutionary step. Just a theory and a fervent prayer. Yeah, now all the guys are going, "Honey, I have no idea what he's talking about. I think he's a devil-child." That may be true, but guys, yyyyyou know what I'm talking about. I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight, guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.

Boy, my folks are proud of me. "Bill honey, you still doing that suck your own cock bit?" Yeah, mom. "Good, baby, that's such a crowd-pleaser. How clever of you to come up with the suck your own cock bit, honey. You're so clever, it makes your mama's bosom swell with pride. Knowing her son is travelling the world, using his given surname, going up in front of rooms of total strangers and doing the suck your own cock piece." Thanks, mom. "No biggie."
So yeah, i am also proud of myself
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Old 10-07-2003, 03:17 PM   #141 (permalink)
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I actually can
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Old 10-07-2003, 05:56 PM   #142 (permalink)
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Tried when I was about 13 or so. Not flexible enough.
Me too. Didn't turn out so well.... aahhh... youth....
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Old 10-07-2003, 08:12 PM   #143 (permalink)
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Savage Love - by Dan Savage
"He Likes Auto-Fellatio? Don't Panic!"
http://villagevoice.com/alertrd.php3?article=47576
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Old 10-07-2003, 10:13 PM   #144 (permalink)
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and lo, the two shall become one, threads shall be merged, and all posts on a topic shall comingle and become one coherent series of thoughts.


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Old 10-07-2003, 10:28 PM   #145 (permalink)
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pheer my moderation.
Candle light and soul forever,
A dream of you and me together,
Say you believe it, say you believe it,
Free your mind of doubt and danger,
Be for real don't be a stranger,
We can achieve it, we can achieve it
Come a little closer baby, get it on, get it on,
cause tonight is the night when two become one.
I need some love like I never needed love before
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be.

Silly games that you were playing, empty
Words we both were saying,
Let's work it out boy, let's work it out boy,
Any deal that we endeavour,
Boys and girls feel good together,
Take it or leave it, take it or leave it.

Are you as good as I remember baby,
Get it on, get it on,
cause tonight is the night when two become one.

I need some love like I never needed love before
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be.

Be a little bit wiser baby, put it on, put it on,
cause tonight is the night when two become one.

I need some love like I never needed love before
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
I need some love like I never needed love before
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be.

It's the only way to be
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