ChickenMuffin

I have concerns, will it do me harm

Willravel

Does the vagina in question have any infectious diseases? If yes, it can be unhealthy. Otherwise, it's mostly sweat and natural lubrication, neither of which are unhealthy.

StanT

I'll take my chances.

Xerxys

Firstly I MUST applaud ChickenMuffin for his enduring curiosity. You, sir, are an exceptional perv in the making. I humbly welcome you to the fro. You have lots to learn. But the key most important thing you need to realize is that in order to be a truly certified and REAL pervert you just need to follow your basest of senses. Strip them down completely of all rationalization and/or explanation. Down to only lust and seeking satisfaction.

Other than the welcome, I have no answers to your query.

dlish

i too commend Mr Muffin on his curiosity.

i think most of us have asked ourselves similar questions as youngens while growing up, (well at least i know i did) so i have absolutely no problem giving whatever advice i can to the chap. It's the sort of info that everybody passes over because people think that everyone knows this sort of information. But TFP will always give good advice, so dont stop asking them Mr Muffin.

in saying that, what will said is right.

what concerns do you have? im curious to see what harm can be caused because of it

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cj2112

What kind of harm?

Baraka_Guru

Like Willravel says, if she's clean, dig in.


Other than that, it's actually good for you. It reduces the risk of chronic nagging.

*rimshot*

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cdwonderful

I applaud you, and agree totally....

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Plan9

...only if your wife catches you.

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No, it's fine. And highly encouraged.

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tasineah

I have never gotten ill off of any of the pussy I have eaten....tho Safer Sex practices should be suggested for obvious reasons...

Plan9

I'm coming to Canada. We will drink. You will drop lines like this. All will be well.

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RE: OP

So, yeah, there is nothing wrong with speedbagging the clitoris with your taster. Most women love it. It's good foreplay. Do you like getting blowjobs? This is the female equiv. Assuming you're using safer sex practices (tests, barrier methods, honesty, real names) you shouldn't have to worry too much about her honey hole givin' you the herp. If you have any doubts, don't do it. Nothing worse than regretting your instincts later. Use your fingers.

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Starkizzer

The word unhealthy, makes me want to think that you are speaking in terms of caloric intake and nutritional health. Is this the case?

I think we need more information to answer your question fully.

*snickers* this thread completely made my day

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Plan9

Pussy is diet food.

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Starkizzer

Plan

I think its reasonable to be curious about the caloric content of said activity. Hell, I'm curious!

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Plan9

I don't know, but my jaw gets tired after about 10-15 minutes.

Even though you should be getting off much faster *, ladies.

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Baraka_Guru

Eating pussy is like eating celery; you burn more calories doing it than you consume.

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Plan9

I wish it came in a can. I'd be eating it right now. I guess I'll just have to settle for real tacos.

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Baraka_Guru

Heh heh..... you said, "came in can...." Heh heh....

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Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
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amonkie

Its only unhealthy if you forget to come up for air. Though, death by pussy doesn't REALLY sound all that bad.

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dlish

this thread is so full of classic TFP one liners.

i think we're all heading over to Canada for a drink.

this thread still has me curious at what Mr Muffin what talking about. I hope he comes back soon. i should have him (or his girlfriend) know that semen is a good source of zinc. Not sure what girl-juice contains in terms of nutrition though. any idea?

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tasineah

10-15 minutes? Thats a shetland pony in a thoroughbred race.

We ladies dont need to get off any faster. When someone is good, we want it to last.....especially with this....

Plan9

Yeah, that "*" was a reference to some lame ass study that suggested sex culminates in 7 minutes of pounding.

I'm glad that you speak for all women, though.

/sarcasm tags

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tasineah

I will make sure I speak only for myself Plan9...thank you for pointing that out to me..

Plan9

Just sayin'. I mean, I've had a couple of fuckbuddies that got off like pull-starting a lawnmower. First you prime 'em with a few pokes in the right spot and then a few strong strokes and a couple of husky cuss words later... they were fired up, tired out... ready for nap time. Not the usual case, though.

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The_Jazz

I'm glad you asked. Yes, it will do you permanent, irreversible harm. There are several risks you need know and plan for.

First, your penis may shrivel up, turn black and fall off. It will eventually be replaced by a vagina, but there will be an uncomfortable in-between period where you'll simultaneously want to lift weights, grow a mullet and play field hockey. Once the transformation is complete, you will not lose sexual interest in women, which is why the process is called "dykification".

If that's not bad enough, a woman's natural lubricants can hurt your eyesight, especially as you grow older. You'll no longer be able to read small print and you'll eventually need glasses. You could also completely lose the ability to see. Men with talented tongues often go completely blind.

Finally, and most importantly, cunniligus can actually KILL you! Studies have shown that men who perform oral sex on their partners often receive deadly blowjobs in return. Over 63% of women who perform oral sex on their partner (to completion) after having received it themselves create a suction effect that draws the heart down into the body cavity, much like a slingshot. When the male orgasms, the heart is released and bounces around the inside of the chest wall, causing havoc among the other organs.

Forewarned is forearmed. Be careful out there. You should never ever go down on your partner unless you're willing to accept the consequences of penis loss, blindness and/or death. Some poor souls have suffered all three at the same time.

I suggest locking yourself away from all girls at all times. Not only will you resist the temptations posed by cunniligus, you'll also stay cootie-free.

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Plan9

Dude, all I heard was "Pussy creates zombies."

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Redlemon

I have it on good authority that everyone who ate pussy who was born before 1850 has died. Nonetheless, I am also willing to take that risk.

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inBOIL

You're not literally eating, right? 'Cause upset tummies are a killer.

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noodle

Hairballs can kill.

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Vigilante

I think the owner of said pussy may balk.

Unless she's already dead.

buh DUM *PSSH*

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I ate a sweet little thing 30 mins ago. Yes it was my wife, but she's still my sweet little thing

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Starkizzer

I hope ChickenMuffin comes back too. I think he may really need TFP. Many people just didn't have the appropriate sex ed. I know smrt's parents opted him out of it in school and didn't talk to him about it either. When I met him everything he knew about sex he learned from porn and one of our friends. While, this was not the worst thing, it did call for some interesting conversations, "no, hon, not all girls can do that".

We owe it to his girlfriend to guide him so that she doesn't have these same conversations.

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Ruby Ryder

I completely concur. It's the journey...not the destination.

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tasineah

exactly! I have found that most men are motivated to go for the O...and most women are so wanting to stay in the foreplay. Its one of the reasons I so loved being with women...

but then along comes a man who knows ....

YaWhateva

Actually, it can be really unhealthy.

Oral Sex Linked to Rise in Men's Throat Cancer

I will still take my chances.

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Plan9

It's gotta be less carcinogenic than cigarettes.

...even if it does somehow create zombies.

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tasineah

I know I cant think straight or move without stumbling, afterwards...is that what you mean by zombies?

Plan9

Well played.

...

And I'm not sure. Jazz said something about hearts exploding and lurching and I got all confused.

That and I was thinking about wrapping my lips around a certain someone's labia...

...AND THEN I SUDDENLY REALIZED I WON'T BE DOING THAT FOR A LONG TIME.

/pussy pity party w/ Crack Monk-style caps

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levite

Dude, are you kidding? Pussy rules!!!

If I were stuck on a desert island, and I could only have two things to eat, it would be lamb bacon and pussy (not necessarily together. But not necessarily not together...). Pussy is delicious, it might be nutritious, could even be propitious, but it's never malicious, and not vicious or seditious, even if sometimes ambitious....

I admit, I have a pussy eating problem that I just can't lick.... I got a fever...and the cure is pussy!

Mmmmm...pussy! Good and good for you!

I have a dream to eat pussy...I have a dream that one day every fold of every pussy shall be licked, every inner and outer lip shall be made moist, the rough places will be tongued, and the crevices will be kissed, and the glory of the clitoris shall be sucked upon, and all flesh shall orgasm together.

Yes, sir, I tell you, when you see that beauteous, luscious pinkness unfold itself before you, shining its dewey glamour like a flower uplifted beneath the rain, you must lick, sir, lick that pussy for your own salvation, lick it for the good of that gracious and wonderful woman kind enough to share herself with you, and lick it for the Good Lord who made it, the best and tastiest of all fleshly things!

Hallelujah! God bless that pussy, and God bless all us pussy eaters! Amen!

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Xerxys

^^ Firstly I thought you were like, a guru of sorts.

Now I realize you just have a problem as big as I do. Only your talented.

I still think your awesome though.

Plan9

You are the master. I bow to your greatness.

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