IS Eating Pussy Unhealthy? - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Baraka_Guru · 10-31-2010, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

You are the master. I bow to your greatness.

Long lick The Pussy!

Lindy · 10-31-2010, 09:30 PM

If you were sharing my bed, NOT EATING PUSSY might be hazardous to the duration of the relationship.

Lindy

dlish · 10-31-2010, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

You are the master. I bow to your greatness.

I think we can even get Halx to muster an "Amen" for that one.

cdwonderful · 10-31-2010, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

You are the master. I bow to your greatness.

I agree with the madman......never been expressed so, so..... well, if you were a recruiter, I would be first recruit in the pussy eating army...

sbscout · 11-02-2010, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by amonkie

Its only unhealthy if you forget to come up for air. Though, death by pussy doesn't REALLY sound all that bad.

I have GOT to stop drinking soda when I read these posts! It burns!

But I agree, monkie, what a way to go!

Cimarron29414 · 11-03-2010, 10:59 AM

My toddler is into Thomas the Train. His favorite train is Percy. He will tell anyone how much he likes Percy. He has trouble with his "R"s. It can be embarrassing taking him in public.

The_Jazz · 11-03-2010, 11:12 AM

Cimarron, I just went from thinking "goddammit, he posted this in the wrong damn thread, and I'm going to have to move it over and it will be a pain in the ass and he's a pain in the ass and I haven't had enough sleep and I really think in run-on sentences" to laughing at my desk.

Thanks.

Plan9 · 11-03-2010, 11:22 AM

This thread makes me hungry.

Wes Mantooth · 11-03-2010, 11:35 AM

Eating pussy can be very unhealthy when you talk your timid girlfriend into her bosses office for a go around and mid snack the phone rings, she jumps and those walnut cracking thighs of hers wrench your neck sideways and leave you with agonizing neck pains for the better part of the next two weeks.

Otherwise dive in and enjoy.

Craven Morehead · 11-03-2010, 02:16 PM

You know you don't actually eat it.

Just sayin......

Wes Mantooth · 11-03-2010, 02:20 PM

Baste with vigor and serve before main course?

yeah I got nuthin'

MSD · 11-03-2010, 06:15 PM

ChickenMuffin threads are the best thing to happen to TFP since June 3, 2007.

curiousbear · 11-04-2010, 03:20 AM

Your question is very reasonable. At times when it is not healthy, she would tell you not to eat them

Personally I don't get to eat them. I haven't given up.

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Originally Posted by tasineah

exactly! I have found that most men are motivated to go for the O...and most women are so wanting to stay in the foreplay. Its one of the reasons I so loved being with women...

but then along comes a man who knows ....

Great for ya!

I love Fore Play. But once in the main event, the O hits fast! Stop Listen Go helps. However doesn't stay as much as I would want it to. I know the cause: Lack of practice!? And Lack of fitness.

HALJNS · 11-04-2010, 01:28 PM

Taste great,less filling!

Craven Morehead · 11-04-2010, 06:57 PM

On a related note, it might be dangerous after all.....

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report | The Smoking Gun

I think I'd take my chances with a slit throat.

levite · 11-04-2010, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by levite

...like a flower uplifted beneath the rain...

+

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Originally Posted by Craven Morehead

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report | The Smoking Gun

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(the exception to the rule)

Plan9 · 11-04-2010, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Craven Morehead

I think I'd take my chances with a slit throat.

How Nekromantik!

Shadowex3 · 11-05-2010, 02:28 PM

If I gave up bacon, french fries, fast food, pizza, fried food, soda, icecream, and eating pussy I would live to be 100 if I didn't kill myself inside of five years.

beavstrokinoff · 11-06-2010, 08:42 PM

I've eaten a lot of pussy and never got sick. My motto is, "If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin', if it smells like trout get the fuck out."

dlish · 11-06-2010, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9

You are the master. I bow to your greatness.

here, let me fix that for you....

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Originally Posted by Plan9

You are the master. I blow to your greatness.

Plan9 · 11-06-2010, 11:12 PM

Don't you have some more sweaty shirtless pictures to take, Fablish?

dlish · 11-06-2010, 11:41 PM

sadly on the 20km and the 6km runs i did this weekend, i had no camera. will make sure to have some for you this weekend. topless or in a dish-dash and robes?

i think that we're deflecting from the topic here 9er. Im flying she-lish out soon so i can test muffins theory. have to wait till xmas eve before i have the results back.

shadow, ive given up on a few of those things in your list, except the last one. still alive and kickin'!

Buzz · 11-08-2010, 04:52 PM

well after "all" these years i would say... no.... some smell better than others. lol

Bill O'Rights · 11-09-2010, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

I wish it came in a can.

Hmmm...now that would make for an interesting c-ration.

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Originally Posted by Craven Morehead

You know you don't actually eat it.

Just sayin......

Try it with fava beans and a nice chianti. Oh...wait...that's liver. Never mind.

DRP976 · 11-16-2010, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by beavstrokinoff

I've eaten a lot of pussy and never got sick. My motto is, "If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin', if it smells like trout get the fuck out."

lol ummm i dont want the pink taco tasting like chicken and definately dont want it smelling like trout. :P

And to the OP, with any act...there are risks. If its clean literally and figuratively then your good obviously.

L_Driver · 11-17-2010, 03:09 PM

Now I have no actual proof to back this up, and personally I am not sure what to think about it, but I was told yesterday that oral sex may lead to throat cancer.

Granted everything is said to give you cancer, but because of the high probability of contracting HPV, and HPV is definitely linked to cancer, going down on someone may give you throat cancer.

Do with it what you will...

YaWhateva · 11-17-2010, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by L_Driver

Now I have no actual proof to back this up, and personally I am not sure what to think about it, but I was told yesterday that oral sex may lead to throat cancer.

Granted everything is said to give you cancer, but because of the high probability of contracting HPV, and HPV is definitely linked to cancer, going down on someone may give you throat cancer.

Do with it what you will...

I posted a link to an article talking about this earlier in the thread. :P

11-03-2010, 10:59 AM	#46 (permalink)
Cimarron29414 Still Free Location: comfortably perched at the top of the bell curve!	My toddler is into Thomas the Train. His favorite train is Percy. He will tell anyone how much he likes Percy. He has trouble with his "R"s. It can be embarrassing taking him in public. __________________ Gives a man a halo, does mead. "Here lies The_Jazz: Killed by an ambitious, sparkly, pink butterfly."

11-03-2010, 11:12 AM	#47 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Cimarron, I just went from thinking "goddammit, he posted this in the wrong damn thread, and I'm going to have to move it over and it will be a pain in the ass and he's a pain in the ass and I haven't had enough sleep and I really think in run-on sentences" to laughing at my desk. Thanks. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

11-03-2010, 11:22 AM	#48 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	This thread makes me hungry. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-03-2010, 11:35 AM	#49 (permalink)
Wes Mantooth Junkie Location: Tennessee	Eating pussy can be very unhealthy when you talk your timid girlfriend into her bosses office for a go around and mid snack the phone rings, she jumps and those walnut cracking thighs of hers wrench your neck sideways and leave you with agonizing neck pains for the better part of the next two weeks. Otherwise dive in and enjoy. __________________ “My god I must have missed it...its hell down here!”

11-03-2010, 02:20 PM	#51 (permalink)
Wes Mantooth Junkie Location: Tennessee	Baste with vigor and serve before main course? yeah I got nuthin' __________________ “My god I must have missed it...its hell down here!”

10-31-2010, 09:30 PM	#42 (permalink)
Lindy Junkie	If you were sharing my bed, NOT EATING PUSSY might be hazardous to the duration of the relationship. Lindy

11-03-2010, 02:16 PM	#50 (permalink)
Craven Morehead Custom User Title	You know you don't actually eat it. Just sayin......

11-03-2010, 06:15 PM	#52 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	ChickenMuffin threads are the best thing to happen to TFP since June 3, 2007.

11-04-2010, 01:28 PM	#54 (permalink)
HALJNS Upright	Taste great,less filling!

11-04-2010, 06:57 PM	#55 (permalink)
Craven Morehead Custom User Title	On a related note, it might be dangerous after all..... Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report \| The Smoking Gun I think I'd take my chances with a slit throat.

11-06-2010, 08:42 PM	#59 (permalink)
beavstrokinoff Tilted	I've eaten a lot of pussy and never got sick. My motto is, "If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin', if it smells like trout get the fuck out."

11-06-2010, 11:12 PM	#61 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Don't you have some more sweaty shirtless pictures to take, Fablish? __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-06-2010, 11:41 PM	#62 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	sadly on the 20km and the 6km runs i did this weekend, i had no camera. will make sure to have some for you this weekend. topless or in a dish-dash and robes? i think that we're deflecting from the topic here 9er. Im flying she-lish out soon so i can test muffins theory. have to wait till xmas eve before i have the results back. shadow, ive given up on a few of those things in your list, except the last one. still alive and kickin'! __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

11-08-2010, 04:52 PM	#63 (permalink)
Buzz Addict Location: Earth	well after "all" these years i would say... no.... some smell better than others. lol __________________ The Only BEER is a Cold BEER. And a Single Malt will get ya every time.

11-17-2010, 03:09 PM	#66 (permalink)
L_Driver Upright Location: Washington, DC	Now I have no actual proof to back this up, and personally I am not sure what to think about it, but I was told yesterday that oral sex may lead to throat cancer. Granted everything is said to give you cancer, but because of the high probability of contracting HPV, and HPV is definitely linked to cancer, going down on someone may give you throat cancer. Do with it what you will...