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Old 10-31-2010, 03:14 PM   #38 (permalink)
levite
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Originally Posted by ChickenMuffin View Post
I have concerns, will it do me harm
Dude, are you kidding? Pussy rules!!!

If I were stuck on a desert island, and I could only have two things to eat, it would be lamb bacon and pussy (not necessarily together. But not necessarily not together...). Pussy is delicious, it might be nutritious, could even be propitious, but it's never malicious, and not vicious or seditious, even if sometimes ambitious....

I admit, I have a pussy eating problem that I just can't lick.... I got a fever...and the cure is pussy!

Mmmmm...pussy! Good and good for you!

I have a dream to eat pussy...I have a dream that one day every fold of every pussy shall be licked, every inner and outer lip shall be made moist, the rough places will be tongued, and the crevices will be kissed, and the glory of the clitoris shall be sucked upon, and all flesh shall orgasm together.

Yes, sir, I tell you, when you see that beauteous, luscious pinkness unfold itself before you, shining its dewey glamour like a flower uplifted beneath the rain, you must lick, sir, lick that pussy for your own salvation, lick it for the good of that gracious and wonderful woman kind enough to share herself with you, and lick it for the Good Lord who made it, the best and tastiest of all fleshly things!

Hallelujah! God bless that pussy, and God bless all us pussy eaters! Amen!
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