01-07-2009, 10:49 PM | #1 (permalink) | |
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Location: Back in Ohio
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Sexy Things To Say To A Naked Woman
I thought about this today and how I have pretty much no clue what to say. And I'm sure there are a wide variety of things to say to one girl but not to another. Then there are a bunch of things you should never say. The last naked girl I saw was a stripper and she was griding her clit back and forth on my pants, and I asked her "Doesn't that hurt?" Probably not a normal thing to ask, but I care about others too much.
I did do some research on-line, but thought I would ask it here. What things should you say, or what things to you want to hear? I'm really more interested in hearing the good things to say, but the bad one make better stories afterwards if you are still together. Podcast (Audio starts playing) Mix 94.1 Today?s Best Music Mix // Las Vegas - Things Not To Say To A Naked Woman This is the Men's Health List, but there are some bad ones there. wow. The links after this list comment on which ones aren't too good. Quote:
What Not To Say To A Naked Woman | The Frisky |
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01-08-2009, 01:51 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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Look deep into her eyes and say "I can make you feel like I've never had sex before"
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01-08-2009, 05:51 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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Location: Louisville, KY
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Sexiest Things I've Ever Heard While Naked:
*"I have to taste you." *"Tell me you're mine." *"I've thought all day about fucking you." *"Tell me how much you want me."
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01-08-2009, 08:01 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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Sexy? Maybe. Surefire? No. These things to say to a naked woman do not always get positive results, depending on the woman and/or the situation. Like, I can imagine some negative responses to some of these sayings...
He says, "Good morning." She says, "Ugh. Go brush your teeth." He says, "Is it okay with you if I take this slow?" She says, "No, let's just get this over with." He says, "I can't stop touching you." She says, "I know! You're bugging the hell out of me." He says, "I want to kiss/lick/touch every inch of you." She says, "No, don't – I'm not feeling, uh, fresh, today." He says, "I love how you taste." She says, "Well, I don't. So, please don't kiss me, afterward." He says, "Do you feel this, too?" She says, "Feel what?" He says, "Hungry? Stay right here. I'll go make you a burrito." She says, "Okay, but burritos make me gassy." Last edited by Cynosure; 01-08-2009 at 08:04 AM.. |
01-08-2009, 09:02 AM | #8 (permalink) |
Kick Ass Kunoichi
Location: Oregon
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I don't know about that...one of the sexiest things my guy has offered to do for me afterward was to make me a PBJ. Post-coital PBJs are delicious.
I'm with MSD--if you are with the right person, whatever you say is fine. My SO and I say the most ridiculous things to each other sometimes, trying to get the other person to laugh. Sex is not always about being sexy...sometimes it's just about having some fun with someone you love.
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01-08-2009, 10:03 AM | #10 (permalink) |
Please touch this.
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01-08-2009, 07:15 PM | #16 (permalink) |
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Location: France
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From tshirt hell: "I shaved my balls for this?"
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01-08-2009, 09:40 PM | #18 (permalink) |
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Location: Large City, Texas.
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I know a couple of good plastic surgeons, I can give you their numbers.
Note: I knew a fellow in medical sales who made the mistake of asking his fiance if she had ever thought about getting breast implants. She said yes, but not as much as she had thought about him getting a penile implant .
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01-08-2009, 11:56 PM | #19 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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To borrow from Homer Simpson:
"Can't talk - eating"
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01-09-2009, 03:54 AM | #20 (permalink) |
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"Your body is a wonderland."
I actually used this once; we couldn't stop giggling for five minutes afterwards.
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01-09-2009, 04:33 AM | #21 (permalink) | |
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"I'd get in line for that ride...."
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01-09-2009, 11:51 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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Location: Australia
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I don't know - the partner and I don't really say anything when stripping - just lots of cuddling - the clientele at work have said some nice things though
"God you look even better then I imagined" "You should be an illegal substance, your body is addictive" (definitely my favourite) "Stay there a second? You look so amazing I just want to enjoy the view for a moment" The SO and I tend to say stupid things after sex though - ok generally me such as "Awww now I don't know math" "You fucked my brains out, and I'm a bright girl so that's alot of fucking" (After Oral on him) "Oh I think you poked my brain"
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01-10-2009, 04:01 PM | #24 (permalink) |
follower of the child's crusade?
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That Mens Health list is very corny
Try 1 - fucking hell 2 - Im going to give you a damn good rogering 3 - right! right!
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01-11-2009, 09:56 AM | #30 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Can I come to the wake?
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01-11-2009, 07:11 PM | #33 (permalink) |
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my wife's back in half an hour
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