I thought about this today and how I have pretty much no clue what to say. And I'm sure there are a wide variety of things to say to one girl but not to another. Then there are a bunch of things you should never say. The last naked girl I saw was a stripper and she was griding her clit back and forth on my pants, and I asked her "Doesn't that hurt?" Probably not a normal thing to ask, but I care about others too much.
I did do some research on-line, but thought I would ask it here. What things should you say, or what things to you want to hear? I'm really more interested in hearing the good things to say, but the bad one make better stories afterwards if you are still together.
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This is the Men's Health List, but there are some bad ones there. wow. The links after this list comment on which ones aren't too good.
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1. "Good morning."
2. "Is it okay with you if I take this slow?"
3. "I can't stop touching you."
4. "Want to join me in the shower?"
5. "I want to kiss/lick/touch every inch of you."
6. "I love how you taste."
7. "Do you feel this, too?" ("This" being an incredible emotional euphoria.)
8. "Hungry? Stay right here. I'll go make you a burrito."
9. Her name—her full name—followed by a "Wow."
10. "I'll get the light."
11. "I'll cancel my plans if you'll stay here with me for the rest of the weekend."
12. "No one's ever done that before."
13. "Can we do that again?"
14. "I love your [fill in body part here]."
15. Nothing. Total, deliberate silence. You can stare at her, grab her, touch her, but don't make a sound. If she tries to talk, place a finger on her lips.
16. While looking out the window at people not currently in bed with her: "Suckers."
17. While looking at moonlight reflecting on the ceiling: "What do you see?"
18. "I'll go make coffee."
19. "Waking up with you is even better than sleeping with you."
20. "Let's play hooky today."
21. Any use of the word "hot." Especially: "You're so hot."
22. "Squeeze my hand when it feels really amazing."
23. Words that end in "uck." Yes, even "duck," when appropriate.
24. "There's nothing else I'd rather be doing right now.
25. "I'm ready to go again."
26. Damn, I've missed you."
27. "How about a massage?"
28. Playful laughter.
29. "Don't ever leave me."
30. "You sleep; I'll go check on the baby."
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