Sexy? Maybe. Surefire? No. These things to say to a naked woman do not always get positive results, depending on the woman and/or the situation. Like, I can imagine some negative responses to some of these sayings...
He says, "Good morning." She says, "Ugh. Go brush your teeth."
He says, "Is it okay with you if I take this slow?" She says, "No, let's just get this over with."
He says, "I can't stop touching you." She says, "I know! You're bugging the hell out of me."
He says, "I want to kiss/lick/touch every inch of you." She says, "No, don't – I'm not feeling, uh, fresh, today."
He says, "I love how you taste." She says, "Well, I don't. So, please don't kiss me, afterward."
He says, "Do you feel this, too?" She says, "Feel what?"
He says, "Hungry? Stay right here. I'll go make you a burrito." She says, "Okay, but burritos make me gassy."
