06-26-2003, 01:12 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Bad Smell *Down There*
Well, lately I've been going down on my gf. This is my first gf that I've done that for and I always expected the taste to be bad(although it really isn't). What shocked me was the SMELL. Sometimes it reeks like I dont know what, maybe shit + sweat? I've never smelled someone's ass before but this is probably as close as I've gotten.
Anyway it's pretty revolting and I'm not really sure how to tell her. I assume the smell comes from farting too much + a days worth of perspiration. So is there anyway to let her know and how can you solve the problem? |
06-26-2003, 01:19 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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you could suggest showering together? Would be fun as a warm-up too
Unfortunately after a few times I'm sure she'll have figured it out even without you telling her. Although that might be a solution too.
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06-26-2003, 05:36 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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Mrs. Kata doesn't let me go down there unless she has been in the shower within the past two hours. If not, she is overly cautious about me catching a whiff. Honestly...I don't even care. The very very few times I've been down there after a long while of no bathing, the smell and the taste were no problem. I just wish she would let me do it more often.
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06-26-2003, 05:52 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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if proper cleansing doesn't work, get her to a doctor (gynecologist) ASAP.
she could have an infection or soemthing.
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06-26-2003, 10:06 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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But remember, once you get past the smell, you've got it licked!!
Just talk to her, let her know how much you like pleasuring her, but just like an armpit, ya gotta wash that thing before you start getting all up in it. I clean myself up before my wife goes to knobbing on me.
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06-26-2003, 02:02 PM | #8 (permalink) | |
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06-28-2003, 06:32 PM | #9 (permalink) | |
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06-30-2003, 12:05 PM | #14 (permalink) | |
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06-30-2003, 01:03 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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if all the hygenic suggestions fail, might i suggest a shave... or at least a close cropping with an electric trimmer... of the hair on the labia.
hair collects and retains those microscopic things that might smell funky.... like armpits for instance. as a bonus, she'll have increased sensitivity. try to be delicate in making the suggestion, some ladies take great offense at being asked to trim up their downunders. offering to trim (or let her trim) your own jungle is a good way to get it to happen. as dr evil says, a freshly shaved scrotum can be quite breathtaking.
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06-30-2003, 01:12 PM | #16 (permalink) | |
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06-30-2003, 05:45 PM | #18 (permalink) |
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I think my face just fell off
don't worry, it won't happen to you! good posted advice here...if all else fails, add a little something to the mix like a can of Bartlett pears and some whipped cream. seriously!
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07-01-2003, 07:14 AM | #19 (permalink) |
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The shoe being on the other foot here, men can have the same sweaty ballsack and butt stench as the ladies can. Good solution is definitely to take a shower together, it's very erotic and gets the area clean.
Doing this will only work so many times before the other person might begin to wonder why you want them showered first. I think being honest is the best way to go. If the person stinks, try to tell them in a nice way to clean up first. I prefer myself to be clean before I let anyone down in my southern region and prefer the same from my love. |
07-01-2003, 07:51 AM | #20 (permalink) |
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i cant believe you'd treat any woman that way Forks. its sounds condescending. is she your child? she's not dumb, if you start talking like that and making such oh-so-subtle hints like that, she's gonna figure it out and either be offended or embarassed.
also, it may have nothing to with hygiene. i had a gf that had a very strong odor no matter what we did or when we did it. trust me, it wasnt the hair.. you stick your nose in there enough, you'll figure out where it's coming from. my wife is just the opposite. we've spontaneously started fooling around when we had nothing but sleep planned after a long day and i've noticed any funk. it might be her personal odor.. as unsettling as that sounds. |
07-01-2003, 08:53 AM | #21 (permalink) | |
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07-01-2003, 09:01 AM | #22 (permalink) |
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I've come across women with strong odors and to my knowledge, they are particularly clean. But the smell being described here all together, (shit + sweat), that's just poor hygiene. Believe it or not, some women have little sense of the odors that can ooze from there. Some just have poor hygiene all together. I have one rule when it comes to going down on chicks. I have you know she just took a shower. and I don't mean within two hours I mean within the last half hour.
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07-02-2003, 10:34 AM | #23 (permalink) |
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nice rebuttal, forks. i wouldn't say you are extreme, you're just you. and the tfp is all about being just who you are.
i've shaved my body hair many times for swimming and for cycling. a lot of athletes and body builders do. the down side is that it if you shave and let it grow back, the hair is more coarse when it grows back in. and ingrown hairs suck. but getting into a bed with clean sheets just after shaving is a very cool feeling. a number of girls back then found the shaved thing to be a real turn on... but i also was working out constantly and was in the best shape of my life... so that might have had something to do with it too. these days i still keep my body hair trimmed with an electric clipper using a very low guard. use of a bidet can also be a pretty nice thing for all parties concerned. they're quite common internationally, and in some countries, water pipes are built into the toilets. i think good grooming is part of being polite and is not necessarily against nature or obsessive or repressive. i remember reading the "joy of sex" and noting a part where the smell of your lover's armit was supposed to be a turnon in some kind of earthy 70s pheremones kind of way. maybe that was liberating when it first came out, but it seems like the brazillian wax is the here and now.
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07-02-2003, 11:10 AM | #24 (permalink) | |
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07-05-2003, 08:12 PM | #26 (permalink) |
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What kind of tampons does she use?
I know a girl who wears the nicely scented tampons everyday, even when she's not on their period. Her excuse is that they want to stay fresh. And indeed, she usually smells like spring flowers down there! You may want to buy her several boxes to start out and see if it doesn't improve the smell ... |
07-06-2003, 01:26 AM | #27 (permalink) |
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Surprised no one has mentioned it...
besides all the tips you already have, odor is related to diet. Even after you've done all the other stuff feed up on a bunch of fruit. Makes both of your juices tasty.
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07-07-2003, 06:42 AM | #29 (permalink) | |
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i dont fully agree with you on the extreme measures you take, but i also dont have the same exact idea of clean. in regards to the hair issue... if i washed my stinky pits well and shaved some hair off, came back 1/2 hr later, no.. i wouldnt expect it to smell, nor would i expect ass hair to smell either. i believe that any smell lingering down there that cant be attributed to personal odor to be due to something lacking in hygiene. ok, so i agree with you to an extent. i also believe in trying to tell the truth your SO no matter what the issue. i'm not saying i have a good idea on how to tell her that her bits stink to high heaven, but i think that there's got to be a way rather than risk her figuring out what you were trying to trick her into. i think that would make any person feel embarassed and very insulted as opposed to just embarassed. |
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07-09-2003, 03:49 PM | #31 (permalink) |
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Nova_Dust Lick a smelly pussy? no way! I keep myself trimmed and very clean and I would expect he same from my partner, one night stand or not. The old saying once you get past the smell you got it licked is very wrong. I will agree each woman has her own oder but when it curls the hair in my nose there is something wrong here. Besides if you have facial hair the smell can stay with you a few days LOL
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07-10-2003, 12:26 AM | #33 (permalink) |
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Chemistry IS a big part of it, but I know the nasty sweaty smell from wearing tight jeans and working in the sun all day, when I peel off for a shower at night I smell the exact same thing and don't get turned on by it. That would be a little odd.
And yes, I've been researching diet, simply because we've had a smell issue working against us for several months. I thought it was due to diet, but on talking with more people, she was recommended to talk with her gynecologist, who confirmed that something was amiss. They're now working to correct it; meanwhile, she shaved (to surprise me) and will sometimes take two long baths a day. Honestly, it really does help, and the diet change to fruit hasn't hurt either. There's still a lingering of whatever the problem is (quite possibly a resurgance of a yeast infection from a few years ago) but it isn't nearly as strong as it used to be. As for talking about it, she asked one day if I didn't like to go down there. I told her of course I DID, or rather USED TO, but told her that lately it's just been really strong. I didn't say really bad, I know a lady's self esteem is a delicate and important thing. I didn't say bad, I just said stronger than usual and occasionally overwhelming, it just took some getting used to. I think that that was a lot easier for her to hear than "yeah, I hate it now, you reek like a dead fish." Be gentle, but be honest in as caring a manner as possible. It's not just her problem, it's something for the two of you to research and solve together. If she feels like you're a part of the solution, she'll be a lot more comfortable solving it WITH you and it won't be a point of contention at all.
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07-10-2003, 02:33 PM | #35 (permalink) | |
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07-10-2003, 11:42 PM | #36 (permalink) |
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Not much else turns me off like a really stinky, hairy snatch.I hope that doesn't offend anyone. Hygeine is just really important to me.
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