04-29-2008, 02:36 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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What do you think about while you masturbate
All sorts of crazy stuff pops in my head. I always start out fantasizing about a particular storyline, but then it just goes on random. I end up thinking about people I never knew I was attracted to, or maybe people I tried to pretend I wasnt attracted to.
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04-29-2008, 07:09 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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Location: reykjavík, iceland
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i´d say the answer is pretty simple for most guys. we are visual creatures....
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04-29-2008, 11:02 PM | #3 (permalink) |
Minion of Joss
Location: The Windy City
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Yeah, I'm pretty much always going to be looking at porn of some kind while I j/o, so I'm usually thinking about fucking the chicks I'm looking at. But a lot of the time, I end up thinking about girls I know that I would like to fuck-- usually the ones I know are out of bounds, like my friends' wives/girlfriends, or my students, etc. Occasionally, I'll end up actually thinking about the girl I happen to be dating, but that's rare: that's mostly for phone/cyber sex with her. Masturbation is for me.
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04-30-2008, 02:33 AM | #5 (permalink) | |
change is hard.
Location: the green room.
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04-30-2008, 04:38 AM | #8 (permalink) |
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Location: Deliveranceville, Texas
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I just think of a bunch of random stuff really... the guy I'm dating, any celeb I might think is hot at the moment, whatever porn I might have looked at that day, my deepest.. darkest fantasies... you get the idea.
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04-30-2008, 09:10 AM | #10 (permalink) |
The Reverend Side Boob
Location: Nofe Curolina
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I used to think of exes. Since I've been with my current partner, I've found myself unable to get off, or even wanting to get off, while thinking of someone else. I think of her and her amazing body, and I'm spent. I suppose this is a good indicator of my attraction to her
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04-30-2008, 09:29 AM | #11 (permalink) |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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04-30-2008, 10:19 AM | #12 (permalink) | |
Minion of Joss
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04-30-2008, 10:27 AM | #13 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: England
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Women in various states of undress. Mostly the superlative state..
Sometimes exes just for realism of the image, or "women I didn't get" purely for insatiable lust. Also just thought of one that sometimes makes an appearance.. basically the hottest look for me in a girl, is one who is pretty, small to medium breasts, in french knickers/girlboxers and a tight tshirt/camisole, no bra, and nipples showing through. No idea why, but to me, that is perfection Last edited by PlanG; 04-30-2008 at 12:05 PM.. |
04-30-2008, 10:50 AM | #15 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: reykjavík, iceland
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jeez that girl has changed a bit since the last photos i saw of her. guess that´s one way to revive interest in yourself when people start to forget about you.
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04-30-2008, 11:27 AM | #16 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Like many married men, I think about my wife.
And whether she'll wake up and catch me. (Please realis that this is pure fabrication and humour)
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04-30-2008, 11:35 AM | #17 (permalink) |
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Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.
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Depends. Sometimes past experiences do it, sometimes the person I'm currently, sometimes someone I'll never get, sometimes someone I might get, sometimes just watching myself will do it (I'm narcissistic like that.), and sometimes my brain just won't do it and I put on the porn.
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04-30-2008, 01:49 PM | #18 (permalink) | |
eats puppies and shits rainbows
Location: An Area of Space Occupied by a Population, SC, USA
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Er, but anyway, I created an account on pornhub.com specifically to create my own little cyber collection. Mostly it's Amy Reid and Vanessa Lane. Other times, I think of girls I know, and since I know some reeeaaally attractive young women, well, I get things done.
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05-05-2008, 12:46 PM | #27 (permalink) | |
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Location: Orlando, Florida
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05-05-2008, 04:27 PM | #29 (permalink) | |
Condensing fact from the vapor of nuance.
Location: Madison, WI
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Sorry, that's what came to mind when I read that. I usually think about my wife, actually sucking my cock. Sometimes a girl at work, sometimes a celebrity, but those are pretty rare.
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05-05-2008, 04:33 PM | #30 (permalink) |
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Location: Kitchener, ON, CANADA
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three things:
(a) random porn vids/pics (b) the ones i could never have/get and lastly (c) my ex (increasingly more as of late...not sure why)
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05-06-2008, 04:44 PM | #31 (permalink) |
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Location: L.A. L.A. land
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I often think about the guy I'm seeing, but putting him in scenarios we haven't had.
I have to say I never fantasize about movie stars or the like. Very very occasionally I think about guys I actually know and find interesting (and sexually attractive), but haven't had any dating or other-stuff interaction with. So would it appear that gals often think about their guy, and guys often think about Not Their Gal?
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05-20-2008, 07:56 AM | #36 (permalink) | |
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Location: Ohio!
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05-20-2008, 08:23 AM | #37 (permalink) | |
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05-20-2008, 08:42 AM | #38 (permalink) |
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Location: New Hampshire, US
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Lately I have been fantasizing about a beautiful Polish girl who lives in Germany. We have been carrying on with a torrid cyberromance during the last few weeks.
We have frequent sexy chats and we have co-written some really raunchy and humorous stories. She sent me some of her hot pictures recently. Some are sexy studio pics and the rest are revealing self portraits. They leave just enough for my vivid imagination to fill in the blanks. So when we masturbate together online while I feast my eyes on her pics I really get off good.
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05-22-2008, 03:24 AM | #40 (permalink) | |
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Well it varies really. When I am less sensitive but still in the mood, I need visuals. Preferably moving ones (video). Preferably normal looking people, and I like watching things I don't normally do. Random guys work in this scenario. When I am more in tune with the sex vibe, my mind can do it for me. But usually I need specific men for that mental fantasy, men I know or have known. Sometimes I am tired of them all and I hate not having a name in my head. It's weird that. I guess that just some random guy wouldn't work because I'd have to make up body parts...seems confusing and I need to focus to get off. I find it funny that guys think of exes...that is such a turn off for me. They are done with, gone. There's a reason its over and I don't dissociate the sex from the rest. It's all connected, for most women I suspect.
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