Derwood

I'm curious what everyone's horror stories are in regards to viewing porn, specifically seeing things you didn't intend to see.

While i've been lucky to have never seen goatse, tubgirl or 2girls1cup, I've had my share of bad viewings.

Back in the days when newsgroups were the easiest way to get free porn, you were always rolling the dice. A few times i downloaded short clips that went from "wow, that girl has an amazing ass" to "holy christ she's shitting!" really quickly.

I also had a brief period where I was downloading a lot of Jeanna Fine clips. In one, she was in a threesome with two dudes, when, quite unexpectedly, one of the guys started blowing the other.

One more, and this was recently. I was bored and browsing youporn or some such site and there was a brief clip of a really big (re: thick) guy having anal sex with some girl. The procedure was not properly lubricated, and when he pulled out, about 2 inches of her rectum came out with him

FinePoints

Good lord man! I thought getting some mustachioed gay sex when I thought it was going to Tera Patrick was bad... Yikes!

Milnoc

That's called "pink sock." I don't even want to TRY and watch something like that!

The_Jazz

"Pink socks. I'm horrified that it even has a name.

Back in the days of Kazaa, I downloaded what I thought was a Husker Du video only to find out it was clip of a naked old guy getting kicked in the balls at least twice. I shut it down after that, so I don't know how it finished.

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vancityboi

hmm you and i are on the same boat, thats the worst ive seen. well it is on the EXTREME side of wierdness/grossness...

ugh still cant believe i got suckered into watching that.. LOL oh well live and learn

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Derwood

now i HAVE seen the youtube videos of other people watching 2girls1cup...those are priceless. and i know what goatse, tubgirl and 2girls1cup are, I've just manage to never see them.

Milnoc

Whatever anyone does, don't watch the BME Pain Olympics! As soon as I saw blood, I stopped watching. And I've heard how the rest went. No thanks!

hunnychile

Luckily I was warned in advance about 2girls1cup! When I heard the details I was quite disgusted & wondering why this even gets to be popular ANYWHERE!?? And in truth, that CAN'T be REAL. Seriously, are we all considered stupes & pawns?

But like a true surfer who wants to be aware, I'm wondering what is goatse?

But Please, really please...don't explain in too filthy/lewd/or vile detailed terms. i.e. - Use you best parental safe "words" okay?

Thanks.

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Tully Mars

Worst Porn experience? Easy. I was watching some all anal porn one day and before each scene they'd do a little interview with each lady. How old are you, what state are you originally from etc... About two girls into the film and they start interviewing some really young looking gal from Kentucky. They ask her what of scene kind she was going to be doing today. "Ass fucking." I'm thinking yeah that's why I got this DVD. Then they ask her when was the first time she did anal? "When I was about six, was my step dad." I had to literally go shower. Don't think I watched porn for about a month. Considering I was in a relationship that was basically sans sex and I never cheated, a month without porn was a long freaking time. I saw that same chick in a DVD about a year later and couldn't watch it either.

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Charlatan

What kind of producer keeps that kind of shit in the final cut? I mean it's bad enough that the girl had that experience (I probably would have had the same reaction as Tully) but to not realize how disturbing that is and just keep it in the final cut...

Part of me is in denial that there is probably someone (other than the stepdad) who would be turned on by that scene.

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Tully Mars

I couldn't get this shit out of my head for weeks. Even thinking about it today makes me shudder.

I thought about it and thought about it. There is no other reason to keep it in there other then to feed some sick fuck out there that wants to fantasize about doing some little kid.

If there is one I'd sure like to hear it.

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Fotzlid

You remembered the clip and the girl.
No such thing as bad publicity...

Shauk

all I gotta say is "it's a trap"


those are the worst.

Im_not_bitter

Don't remember any name since I don't really watch porn. There are times I get curious so I look it up but my knowledge of porn is as good as nothing. All I can say is Japanese "porn"..they leave a memorable impression. I saw a clip where they were putting some little worm/eel like thing up a tied up girl's pussy. An also another one where some girl's boobs were use as punching bags, seems to me she didnt really like that (No Shit!) . Yeah so that didnt really do it for me, and furthur isolate me from understanding porn for pleasure purposes.

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SSJTWIZTA

You have great taste in music, jazz.
too bad the joy was ruined with such horror.

Yeah BME, 2G1C, Goatse, all that is horrifying. other than those, i dont think ive seen anything in a porn that made me go "Woahhh!" lean over and then vomit.

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Tully Mars

I remember OJ too, still a douche bag.

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Bear Cub

Never did I think that "Hot Brunette Fucking and Sucking" would involve a miniature horse in any way, shape, or form.

Craven Morehead

I've gotten burnt a few times when I've downloaded a clip and it turned out to be something else, like kiddy porn! Once or twice that happened and believe me you can't hit the delete button soon enough. I can handle most of the other crap but seeing that and know the consequences really spooked me. I doubt the "your honor, it was mislabeled porn that I was stealing" defense would work.

Redlemon

Derwood, right now, I hate you.

I almost never recall my dreams. But last night, in my dream, me and a buddy were lured into a porn shoot by a gaggle of really hot babes. So, there we are, naked and lying on a huge bed, then the girls leave and these four huge naked guys come in and pin us down, rubbing against us.

Fortunately, I don't remember any more of the dream. But, fuck you very much for messing with my dreams.

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Sticky

Sometime just after highschool me and a few friends decided to go check out this Japanese movie at the local artsy movie theatre. The movie was not a Porn movie but it had something to do with Japanese, sex, and porn.
I don't really remember much about it except for one of the scenes showing people engaged in erotic asphyxiation there was other stuff as well.

Anyway we were all sitting in the theater looking around thinking WTF. There was really nothing to the movie other then these scenes stringed together.
It was not disgusting, it was just "unfortunate" and definately not for me.

We got up and left - waste of time and money.
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Sharon

Reminded me of this. Doesn't bother me too much (I think the scene is hot, if funny) but I know some guys would start to feel ill...

http://www.youporn.com/watch/32905

Charlatan

I am pretty sure the worst experiences were the ones I had in the early days of the Internet (1992 or so). I was downloading stuff form binaries newsgroups and occasionally I would download something with kiddies or scat... they were soul-searing.

Since then, nothing really upsets me all that much.

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imkeen

I think I'm in the same boat. Since seeing all kinds of things I didn't want to see out of the Usenet binaries groups, nothing seems to shock me anymore, but I also don't randomly download porn too much any more for the exact same reason. I don't need to relive any of the wacky shit that came down with the good stuff.

tisonlyi

Back in the bygone days of yore, I would rack up a load of sites for some leech program or something to go get everything it possibly could overnight...

The last time i ever did it was the unwitting experience i had for an entire hour, watching a sample of, then deleting all manner of german scheisse porn.

Disjointed images that still haunt me... gah.

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Tully Mars

So, are you like me and even though you thought "man, that's just sick!" And still watched to the end?

I remember thinking "well what the hell did she think was going to happen?" as she looked like she was going to puke all over the place.

Doesn't do anything for me other then make me laugh a little. The look on the guys face is priceless.

Drinks and food for the night out- $130

Cheap seedy hotel room- $65

Getting a hooker to take you and your buddy on for a tag team and DP session- $1000

Jacking off all over your buddies face who stuck you with the nights bill... priceless.

Also, thankfully wasn't the outcome I was expecting after seeing the title of "DP accident."

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fresnelly

I once clicked on a "threesome" link but the video showed a woman getting humped from behind by a dog.

It was a wideshot (thank goodness) so you couldn't see if there was penetration or anything and it may has well have been a dog humping a leg in a sitcom.

Here's the thing though: She was blowing a dude at the same time! WTF?

I closed the link immediately.

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Bear Cub

It ended my fapfest for the evening, but at least it was worth a good laugh.

Tully Mars

That may have been an Oregon couple:

http://www.topix.com/county/klamath-...g-dog#comments


Some guy was having his girlfriend do the family dog and selling the video over the net or to some German company, can't remember all the details.

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thespian86

I did see twogirlsonecup, it is the first and last disgusting viral video I ever have or will watch. I am feeling butterflies (very not nice ones) in my stomach as my balls creep up there to join them as I remember it. The whole time all I was thinking was "What the fuck? What the fuck! WHAT THE FUCK! There is no way this can get worse! HOLY SHIT it does!" It was a horrible day. My GF came downstairs and I was sitting there staring into space, trying not to puke a little.

There is always the random "shemale experience" where you think "she's good looking" then you see she isn't a she at all and you feel like showering and then doing something manly. Then there is the whole "strange fetish" thing. Like once I clicked on a clip and a girl and guy were going at it and all of a sudden the girls grandmother came in who was quite old and quite large and sat on the guys face. I actually got a good laugh out of that. I also don't get anything associated with death and sex; that is uber disturbing. There is some weird shit on the net I tell you.

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Average_Joe

I've been turned off by a lot of porn floating around on the net. I'm not into porn where the girl is being humiliated. Sometimes the clips start out promising, but end up not how I would have preferred.

One of my first porn experiences, when I was a teen, before the internet was even in Al Gore's dreams, was at a friend's house when the parents were out and his Dad left some in the VCR. It started out with a girl giving a guy a BJ in the shower. After he came, the guy kicked the girl in the face and started stomping on her body in the tub. Then, a younger girl came in the bathroom and screamed at the guy, who then proceded to drag her into the bedroom and rape her.

I felt ashamed for a long time that I watched that video.

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Derwood

i totally agree. gagging, choking, slapping, etc. is such a turn off

MSD

[QUOTE=hunnychileBut like a true surfer who wants to be aware, I'm wondering what is goatse?

But Please, really please...don't explain in too filthy/lewd/or vile detailed terms. i.e. - Use you best parental safe "words" okay?

Thanks. [/QUOTE]
A well-endowed man stretching his ass open with four fingers on each hand, bringing his anus to a diameter at which his balled-up fist would fit inside without much contact with the edge. He's wearing a wedding ring.

The goatse man was revealed to be Kirk Johnson, now deceased.

Wyodiver33

I was in the USAF stationed in Okinawa, Japan. That was like 1996 or so. I remember being an Internet fiend when we finally got an ISP on base. I downloaded a huge file over dial-up. It was a girl pooping herself high in the air. I wish I had never seen that.

I am clinging onto the fact that females don't fart, poop, pee, etc. I've been married, I know it happens.

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SteelofUtah

Friends of mine know who my Favorite Porn Star is and so they bought me one of her movies and as a Joke Made a Dummy Copy where just as it was about to get good it switched over to a daisy chain of 4 guys all doing another.

Talk about losing a good thing.

I think the WORST thing I ever saw was a woman BDSM face slapping Sex scene where the girl ended up crying and all I could think was This isn't fun at all. After the scene she was interviewed saying that she enjoyed every monent of it and would do it again but all I could think was "WHY?"

Steel

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RetroGunslinger

I don't know why everyone gets so freaked out by 2girls1cup. It didn't really have much of an effect on me. Sure, the entire time I was thinking "Holy shit, they're eating shit" but I didn't get nauseous or gag or anything. Hell, I tried doing a response video and I couldn't put on YouTube because I didn't really do anything.

Staying on topic though, I'd say the worst experience of mine was seeing a guys fist being completely swallowed by a girl's anus, and then the camera zooming in on the gaping hole. Definitely a turn-off.

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telekinetic

And other orifici, if you download all three clips before previewing any of them. I'm going to assume that there is only one video of that nature circulating the net (probably a bad assumption) but yeah, "Unagi" is probably the material least to my liking. If that floats your boat, great, but it didn't do anything for mine.


Oh, Just from shear Ow, I saw a clip of dominatrix nailing a guys twig and berries to a 2x6...big nail through each testicle, and a bunch of finishing nails through the skin all around the weenis like she was trying to mount a bug or something. Watched it twice to see if it was fake--if it was, they did it on a hollywood budget because they had enough camera angles to convince me.

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SecretMethod70

Guarantee you it's real. There's lots of crazy shit out there (pun sort of intended).

Case in point: Thankfully I haven't seen it, but check out the horrible saga of SWAP.avi (offensive images are not shown without requiring you to click and see them, this is just the story of the video, how it came to be, and what it is).

There's another video (perhaps a different part of the same one) where not only are the little eels being put up her ass, but then she shoots them out. I had a friend when I was younger that liked to download this kind of stuff and trick his other friends into watching it. Needless to say, I don't really associate with him much anymore

Yeah, which is sort of unfortunate because things like that can and do happen, and you really could be charged with child porn for it. It's pretty clear when someone is intentionally downloading the stuff. I had a roommate my sophomore year of college who didn't have his own computer, so he used the computer supplied to our dorm room by the school. For some reason I forget, one day I had to use that computer instead of my own while he was gone - I was probably installing Gentoo Linux on my computer or something. Anyway, I opened up Kazaa and there were a bunch of kiddie porn videos downloaded - and clearly labeled. Sick stuff.

Ok, that's hilarious.

That was probably tubgirl...where there's some asian woman in a tub lying on her back with her ass facing in the air, and she's squirting liquid shit onto herself. Gross. I think the first time I saw that one was some asshole commenter on slashdot many years ago.

I can comprehend most things. I don't like seeing a woman's face get slapped in porn, but I can comprehend why some people might like it, and why some women might enjoy it. It's really just a more aggressive take on slapping someone's ass, which I don't have a problem with. But two things I really can't comprehend in any way whatsoever are shit and puke porn. I didn't even know puke porn existed until a couple years ago, while watching a porn I downloaded where a woman was give a man a blowjob. Then she proceeded to puke on his dick and continue the blowjob. No thank you.

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Glory's Sun

is goatse really that bad?? maybe I'm just used to seeing it.. damn that thing was everywhere.. it pales in comparison to tubgirl.

2girls1cup wasn't that bad, mainly because I've seen dvd's that had a bunch of random shit on them (guys fighting, weird stuff from around the world, that sort of thing) and they always throw in an asian girl eating poo. It gets the FF button.. but I guess I was desensitized a bit.

Jam

what is 2girls1cup?(I'd rather not go look)