SecretMethod70

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Girls_1_Cup

So it's possible 2girls1cup is fake, but it may very well be real.

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Secret I had forgotten about SWAP.avi, and thank you ever so much for reminding me.

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orionnebula

I agree with you. You download homemade porn or teen video only to realize it's early teen ... bad

But my worst must be to rent a PPV movie to realize it was a gay movie....

Tophat665

Back about 2000, I ran across a video of two really cute japanese girls. One goes ass over tits, and the other one gets up on her like she's about to eat her out. Pretty hot stuff

and then....

Vomits all over her.

I am told that she then actually goes down on the vomit smeared girl, but I turned away just as soon as I figured it out.

I missed tubgirl, I missed 2g1c, and the only time I ever saw goatse it was a tiny image of it in a photoshop.

Pink Flamingos was more than bad enough for me. (Though I did manage to watch the whole thing)

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frankx

Got into a car accident several years ago while I was in the Navy. This accident was in downtown Los Angeles and unfortunately, it was my fault. The girl was extremely attractive and drove a very expensive car. Several weeks later a bunch of us were watching pornos aboard ship and boom there she was, getting boned on a rock. Just ruined it for me.

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AKR

i think my worst experience so far is finding a video tagged "doggy style", and having it turn out to be literal...

Then i tried to download some kinky handcuff stuff and ended up getting a video of a guy getting his balls totally owned. ouch.

Puke porn? damn, thats messed up. I can just barely comprehend why someone might like shit porn, though i think its totally, bleh... but puke porn, damn, if that got in the shaft, that would burn like hell, let alone that it would look disgusting.

I find the slapping in the face thing understandable, usually if you see that, the chick's the one asking for it, its a domination thing. some people think its kinky.

Choking actually has a physical benefit. lowering your level of oxygen intensifies your orgasm. Of course, thats when you get the fucked up cases of people strangling themselves to death while jerking off...

FunHater

A friend of mine used to download videos involving scat and that sort of shit (pun intended) and then trick people into watching them. The first time he tried it on me I couldn't hit that little "x" fast enough. I've never understood the market for that kind of stuff. Thankfully I've never seen 2girls1cup or tubgirl.

lotsofmagnets

all i can say was the tree next to the 2 girls wasn´t wrapped in toilet paper just for artistic value. i think i watched all 2 minutes of it out of sheer out-of-body horror. there is porn. there is kinky porn. then there was this. then again i was told about a movie called pink flamingos where one woman eats dog shit just to out-disgust the rival family. ear marked that one as never to watch. what the eyes have seen cannot be unseen....

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surferlove007

Well I was going to show my roommates boyfriend a website...and as I was typing in the letters, some former search options showed up
"Couple Porn"
Instant mortification! We both played the polite ignore it dance. Embarrassing!

Tophat665

That's not a woman. It's a 300 lb transvestite, and it's fresh from the dog. Also in that movie is the man with the singing asshole. Sort of like Mini-Goatse without using his hands.

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lotsofmagnets

if possible i think that movie moved down a notch on my to-see list. may not be posible since i think it´s already at the bottom...

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Tophat665

The bottom is not far enough down. It's only slightly more watchable than Gigli.

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guthmund

Just the one I can think of and not nearly as disgusting as some I've read about here...

It was this really hot lesbian movie I downloaded. Great looking girls, one dressed up as a nurse....started out real hot. Nurse pulled out this wicked looking thing and started teasing the other girls ass. I thought they were just messing around a bit before the big show, turns out the nurse was giving the other girl an enema. I was in the middle of....something so by the time I figured out what was going on and shut it down it was way....way too late.

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blade02

I've avoided most of the well known ones out there. Though I have been tricked by "hot girl gets it doggy style"... a german shepherd wasn't what I had in mind.

RetroGunslinger

My problem with it possibly being fake is the part where you see the girl shitting into the other girls mouth, with no cuts. If anything is faked, it's distributed throughout nicely.

And Pink Flamingos kicks ass like every other John Waters movie, so poo to you people.

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Lindy

This is pretty mild compared to some of the things in this thread, which are frankly, disgusting.
A couple of years ago, I dated, a few times, this Japanese guy, who asked if we could watch some of his Japanese porn together. He was really into tits (which was why he was into me, I suspect.) Most Japanese porn has a kind of "mosaic" censorship, which obscures penetration and the genitals. We were watching this large breasted girl and a guy do --something they call pazurro-probable not spelled right -- that we would call tit-fucking, or a boob-jack --and it had this mosaic obscuring the action. I just broke out in laughter! It seemed so ridiculous! Here we have tit fucking, but you can't see either the penis or the tits! It just seemed so silly to me!
But he was not amused at all, was offended by my laughter. Just grabbed his DVD and left. That's my most embarrassing moment in porn.
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lotsofmagnets

heh. embarrassing? you get +1 from me for that effort

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Wabiske

Mine is tame, but it was horrifying all the same. I was told by a chick to go to a certain website because the owner loved penises and posted erotic picks of her worshipping them, taking them up the rectum and giving hot oral. So I go to the website and the picture of a penis up the rectum loads on my screen. Turns out the she is actually a he. Totally male. Somethings cannot be shifted once seen.

telekinetic

I forgot to mention this back when this thread was going...I made a goatse t-shirt with an iron on transfer to wear to an 'offensive t-shirt party'

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HAHAHA... you're officially the the craftiest guy I know.

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You've seen nothing til you've seen the BMEVideo previews, and quite a bit of the content in there.

It's certainly... different.

Even I wince at most of it.

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Strange Famous

I once downloaded a video from soulseek or edonkey (dont remember which) which was supposed to be something normal (a music video) and in fact was a guy screwing a big snake.

I remember about 5 seconds of shock thinking "wait...what the fuck... why..." and then I deleted the thing.

But I still have the image burned somewhere in the back of mind.

Still cant my head round why someone would do such a thing, let alone film it.

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vancityboi

this wierd japanese video involving two really cute girls..then one bents over..does her anally with a dildo..then grabs a clear tube and sticks fishes down her butt hole...then she squeezes em out

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Anormalguy

I sometimes check out BDSM vids, and I ran across one where the domme pulls out her tampon, & squeezes its...contents...into the male slave's mouth.

I closed the link so fast I think that I pulled a muscle.

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Zeraph

I've avoided all the ones mentioned here except goatse. I forget how I got tricked into seeing it. And there was one other instance where a friend "pranked" me. It was two, really, *really* old guys, totally naked, having sex. Even there dicks had wrinkles. This might not have been so bad except it was full screen size, high resolution. There are details that will never be undone...

Not porn, but this reminds me of Tosh.O. Anyone seen the new show? It's like Soup, pretty good. Except they showed this girl in an airplane, puking. The plane did a barrel roll or some such that canceled gravity and the puke floated *up* and under her glasses. It was a lot of puke...

kramus

I remember a strange little man I used to work with desperately trying to get me to view some jpeg he'd brought in on a floppy disk (does this date the story?). I refused, knowing that there are things you just don't want to put into your head. So he tricked me.

He opened the image on my computer while I was out of the room, and blew it up to full screen, then called me while standing beside the monitor. I turned around and saw "it". A radically modified penis, with the shaft split lengthwise 4 ways to about halfway down to the scrotum. There was massive hardware piercing both the head and the shaft, and chains running from the rings through the 4 split pieces of the head(s) to either end of the rather thick bar that ran through both testicles.

I'm sure the hacked up thing was totally useless for sex except perhaps as an appendage for the fellow who'd been chopped to be pulled around and controlled with. Absolutely no idea how you pee with such a horrible collection of mutilations and piercings.

As you may guess, I too now have an image in my head that really shouldn't be there

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Vigilante

AAAAHAHAHAHAHA

I saw that. Good lord.

LOL!

I've seen them all. BME was pretty rough, and so was 2girls. Saw the whole thing though. Never gagged.

Worst porn? Probably BME, if you call it porn. I mean it's got nudity, but it's also got blood and guts. You don't see his nuts, you see the inside of his nuts. Not so much porn, but that's the worst I've seen on the topic of sex.

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MSD

If it's the iconic video I'm thinking of, those were eels, not fish.

DaniGirl

Well I personally don't like porno or dirty magazines, but my husband does ( not in an obsessed kind of way).

Well the bad experience I had was very humiliating. We were moving from one apartment to another and I had my younger sister who was 16 at the time helping me pack while my husband was at work. We were packing up my room with my 3 year old daughter who was helping by stacking papers. After we had my bookshelf cleared off me and my sister moved it out from the closet into the living room. We were walking back into my bedroom when we heard my three year old daughter say "boobies". When we got back in my room she had an old porn magazine that my husband had to have hid there years before. My sister could not stop laughing. Horrible

Xerxys

That helps MSD, thanks for clearing that up. We were all wondering what would be the best animal to stick up orifices, seeing as we've covered vegetables and plastic.

Vigilante

Eels are fish, MSD. Completely fish.

If you're thinking of salamanders, they are not fish, but are sometimes called eels anyways, based on morphology. Salamanders are amphibians like frogs, but some are completely aquatic.

An ichthyologist would tell you about eels, and a herpetologist would tell you about salamanders, usually.

The ones in the video we are talking about are fish. I remember seeing fins and wondering if they might get stuck, or her rectum get "finned". LOL

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Push-Pull

Wow. Just wow. Not like there's many options for your imagination on that.....

Like most, fortunate enough to avoid 2g1c, goatsee, and most others. But not the BME stuff. Saw the one that was guy's junk vs. hatchet. Guess which one lost? Mortifying. Ugh!

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Jackebear

My most unfortunate experience....I was staying with a good friend of mine for a few months in his house. I was home alone snooping around the living room and I found some VHS tapes hidden behind the TV. Well, I love T & A and thought, alrighty, a chance to see some hot chicks getting boned and I saw Peter North reaming the ass out of some young guy...hahaha. Wow, that must have been about 20 years ago and I will never forget it. Couldn't get that tape out fast enough. (Not that there's anything wrong with that).

I had no clue about my friend. Funny.

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