[QUOTE=hunnychileBut like a true surfer who wants to be aware, I'm wondering what is goatse?
But Please, really please...don't explain in too filthy/lewd/or vile detailed terms. i.e. - Use you best parental safe "words" okay?
Thanks.

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A well-endowed man stretching his ass open with four fingers on each hand, bringing his anus to a diameter at which his balled-up fist would fit inside without much contact with the edge. He's wearing a wedding ring.
The goatse man was revealed to be Kirk Johnson, now deceased.