kramus

I hear you, Push-Pull. I'm lucky my lady let's me keep the beast out of the bed. I'm not a fan of a big dog sharing my bedroom in any capacity. It has distracted her while she was doing her thing, and that alone is reason to have the dog gone. But it stays there and pants and sighs and watches. I quite frankly find a pet an unwanted and inhibiting distraction

btw the poll hasn't got an option for "male, partially whipped, leaves the damned things alone in spite of his own wishes" so I never voted.

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Racnad

Ironically, I just saw this thread after leaving the bedroom. I checked I don't and I'm male (because I really don't care), although before we started I did put the dogs in their crates at my wife's request.

RenaissanceII

Busts a gut laughing.. :rofl:

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Clare

i wouldnt want to corrupt their innocent minds

JustJess

Right, they have *no* idea what mating is. Haven't you ever heard the howling or caterwauling outside? Man, they're worse than we are!

But like Ratbastid said... always a struggle to keep them off of ME, let alone the bed. Nosy little buggers.

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Eowyn_Vala

our old cat never really cared, but our dog needs to know what is going on, if we are in bed, he needs to be up there with us, so he gets kicked out of the room

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Martian

This was my belly laugh for the day. You, sir, have just won the thread.

As for my own personal experience, well... I find the question of whether or not I kick the cat out of the bedroom presupposes two things :

1) that when I get down and dirty with a girl it's going to happen in the bedroom and

2) that when said event happens I'm going to have the presence of mind to actually think of the cat.

Let's be frank here. I'm a dude. From the point that her top comes off onward, there's nothing else on my mind.

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snowy

Yes, I dug up this thread through some weird act of Google and now that I have pets, I can respond to it.

Anyways, no, we don't. Sometimes they'll even stay on the bed. We joke about having an audience.

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Xerxys

I don't care, really, I don't either way, unless they distract me, then I care.....

Starkizzer

We never sent my old cat out of the room and for the most part he slept thru our sexcapades but periodically he would get rowdy.

One time when im2smrt4u wasn't letting him up on the bed to love on me, cuz he was trying to get some lovins of his own, I noticed the cat glaring at him. I watched as Midnight walked over to im2smrt4u's shirt lying on the floor stand on it all the while never breaking his gaze. I told Steven he better get up and get his shirt because Midnight was gonna piss on it, all he did was say he better not. Sure enough, still giving Steven the evil eye we heard the inevitable whizzing sound. All I could do was laugh my ass off. I told Steven he couldn't be mad, I warned him and before him Midnight never had to compete for my love....God I miss that cat!

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Vigilante

The animals are removed before we even start LOL.

Sometimes if it's elsewhere in the house we don't even think about it, but in the bedroom, because our bed is their bed, they have to sleep out on the couch while we are busy

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Crack

I make them watch. I have been trying to train one cats to hold a video camera, but the issue of "thumbs" has come up, and she is being a really bitch about it.

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RetroGunslinger

I wouldn't, but my cat has a bad habit of jumping up on the bed and nuzzling me, even when I'm thrusting into someone. So I just send her out and close the door.

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elgeebar

The cat staring with an accusing look that's saying "What are you doing to her? Murder?" is kind of off-putting so ejection is required!

SabrinaFair

I tend to shoo my cats from the room if I can...luckily they're pretty good about getting the hell out of dodge when the see me going into the bedroom with gentleman company. Afterwards, however....

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neddy65

I usually don't worry about my pets watching but having my cat leap off the armoire onto my ass was, in my eyes, a BIG surprise.

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anti fishstick

in a past life, no. we didn't keep the dog out of the room and i got paranoid at first but learned to ignore.

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curiousbear

I always think that dogs know men, women and sex. I once witnessed a dog climbing a girl with raging hard on. I was taken aback seeing the angle, aim it had towards her pivate parts. Adults in the situation handled it very carefully. I will never choose to keep them inside bedroom during sex

Iliftrocks

I've had exactly ONE dog nose in my butt whilst trying to please a lady. Never again. And cats do love to swat at moving things, so no

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thebends

it always depended on the particular pet that was around at the time.
the guy i was with last had two cats that couldn't care less. just kind of sit and watch sometimes...perverts :P
and my old dog caught the hint after being shoved away.
but the last cat i had would basically attack. i mean, seriously....drawing blood.
so obviously he got banished to a bedroom.

BlueEyes

Having animals in the bedroom is awkward. Not because I'm embarrassed by their presence, but because they seem to think they need to be in the middle of everything. They like to stare.

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Sugar&Spice

After a cold nose to my fiance's butt, the dog now goes into her kennel if she is awake. If she is already sleeping, then we just leave her on the edge of the bed.

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robot_parade

It would just be distracting. We have kids, too, so the door is always closed if the robot is getting lucky. But even without the kids, animals or any other distractions in the room wouldn't work for me.

ColonelSpecial

I have a fish in a bowl on our kitchen bar cabinet so my husband and I don't worry about it (how do you find gender on a fish?) during bedroom recreational times. I do joke to my husband when he comes up behind me to nuzzle or kiss me, that the fish is watching. It is now just a running joke of ours that we can't do anything that will corrupt the fish.

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Anormalguy

Our bedroom has always been off limits to our pets. I insisted on this policy because at our peak we had two dogs & four cats, all indoors pets (we were Strays-R-Us for many years, we could not say no to a stray animal).

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blahblah454

My ex had a dog and it would always stick its head on our asses if I was standing up and she was on the end of the bed. We tried to close the door but sometimes we just got busy and forgot all about the dog (up until its face was in her cooch or my ass)

ItWasMe

Thank you for that one. I laughed until I had to pee.

Reminded me of the cat that would hide under our bed and pop out at 'inopportune moments' to swat at my hair or bite our toes, then duck back under the bed until it was time for the next attack. His name was Trouble.

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