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Originally Posted by Crompsin
(hangs head)
God, I remember this one time in 2005... had this cuddly black Manx housecat, Demetrius, and he used my nuts as a speedbag for about .8 seconds while I was pumping away on her with the legs-up missionary.
It didn't hurt as much as it scared the absolute holy-jesus-ninja outta me.
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Thank you for that one. I laughed until I had to pee.
Reminded me of the cat that would hide under our bed and pop out at 'inopportune moments' to swat at my hair or bite our toes, then duck back under the bed until it was time for the next attack. His name was Trouble.