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View Poll Results: Do you send your pets out of the room when you have sex? | |||
I do and I'm male. | 47 | 39.17% | |
I do and I'm female. | 14 | 11.67% | |
I don't and I'm male. | 42 | 35.00% | |
I don't and I'm female. | 17 | 14.17% | |
Voters: 120. You may not vote on this poll |
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05-26-2007, 05:45 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Location: Northern California
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Do you send your pets out of the room when you have sex?
My GF is the most beautiful and sexually uninhibited woman I've ever known. But when we first made love at my place she coyly asked me to make sure to place my border collie outside of the room because she was embarrassed. I had no problem with that but I just thought it was amusing.
So here's another useless poll:
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05-26-2007, 05:49 AM | #2 (permalink) |
Falling Angel
Location: L.A. L.A. land
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I would prefer to have the cats out of the room (sudden hissing and races over the bed are distracting, heh), but it's something I didn't put a lot of effort into. Locating and dragging a black cat or two out from under the bed when they don't want to go is more than a bit of a pain.
I definitely don't want them on the bed though.
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05-26-2007, 06:15 AM | #4 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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I don't really worry about it all that much.
I think the dog is more embarrassed than we would ever be... if he could do it I am sure he would roll his eyes, "here we go again" as he sheepishly leaves the room.
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05-26-2007, 06:41 AM | #7 (permalink) |
Big & Brassy
Location: The "Canyon"
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One of our current cats will stay on the foot of the bed unless we shoo her off. All we need to do is give her a nudge and she gets the idea, she'll just sit in the corner and wait until we're done. So, no we don't kick her out, just down.
A cat we had a long time ago was more aggressive. He was a mostly outdoor cat and when we'd start getting hot and heavy, he'd come up by our heads and start yowling and swatting at us. That was more funny than anything. But as soon as he started that, we had to kick him out.
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05-26-2007, 07:14 AM | #9 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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I could care less. On occasion one of the cats will get on the bed and lay down while we do the nasty. Its not like they havent seen us naked... now if they caused problems that would be a lil different!
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05-26-2007, 08:05 AM | #10 (permalink) |
I'll ask when I'm ready....
Location: Firmly in the middle....
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My preference is to be truly alone while our naughty bits are busy. However,
the wife's dog stays in the room because if I insisted on kicking it out, there'd be no reason to kick it out.
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05-26-2007, 08:21 AM | #12 (permalink) | |
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Location: Northern California
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I'm old enough to be your dad, son. cute beagle btw
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05-26-2007, 08:41 AM | #14 (permalink) |
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Location: essex ma
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i have a husky.
huskies in general are the sex police. they will do anything they can to prevent physical contact of any intimate kind from taking place on their watch. su tong the wonder husky will jump on us. he will decide that now is the time to give us his paw--forcefully--over and over. he will start yelling at us in husky and then jump on us. THIS SHALL NOT STAND he will say. i never really know what the "this" refers to. this bewilders me. so we have to place him in a different room. there is no choice. well there is one. it just isn't a good one.
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05-26-2007, 10:08 AM | #15 (permalink) | |
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Location: Northern California
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"I do believe that, where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence. Thus when my eldest son asked me what he should have done, had he been present when I was almost fatally assaulted in 1908, whether he should have run away and seen me killed or whether he should have used his physical force which he could and wanted to use, and defended me, I told him that it was his duty to defend me even by using violence." - Mahatma Ghandi |
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05-26-2007, 11:37 AM | #17 (permalink) |
The Worst Influence
Location: Arizona
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Well, we used to leave my boyfriend's dog in the room. He would normally just lay around or if one of our heads or our toes were hanging over the edge he'd come up and sniff. He died last year though so now neither of us have pets living with us. Depending on where we live next year I may try to get a cat and I guess we'll have to see how it acts.
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05-27-2007, 12:30 AM | #18 (permalink) |
But You'll Never Prove It.
Location: under your bed
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We have big dogs. If we let them stay in the room, they would sit next to the bed and stare. And sigh. And stare. So yes, we send them out.
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05-27-2007, 03:24 PM | #20 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
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Once while enjoying a session with my wife, my dog licked my foot which was hanging over the edge of the bed. This was so unexpected that it destroyed my concentration causing a premature ending to the whole experience. Since that time, no pets in the bedroom during sex.
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05-27-2007, 04:59 PM | #22 (permalink) |
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Our cat always clears out of the way when things start happening.
But we joke that we should've named her "Cuddles", because within 10 seconds of us stopping, it seems like she invariably comes into the room and jumps on the bed.
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05-27-2007, 08:56 PM | #24 (permalink) |
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I personally don't enjoy having a pet in the room and it kind of bothers me, however, the guy I am/was seeing (whatever is going on right now) allows his Husky in the room with us. She just lays on the floor at the foot of the bed and watches, she hasn't ever joined in or gotten close to us while we are doing it but I'm kind of tense I don't want her nose sneaking up on me!
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05-28-2007, 12:52 AM | #25 (permalink) |
Extreme moderation
Location: Kansas City, yo.
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No pets in the room while action is happening. I don't think pets should ever be in the bedroom, period.
I also won't sleep if there are animals in the room due to a bad experience where someone's cat got bored and woke me up by jumping on my fucking face. Tramatic.
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05-28-2007, 07:37 AM | #26 (permalink) |
Unencapsulated
Location: Kittyville
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Hmm.. once, when the cats were just kittens, Punkin started nibbling on Q's feet in the middle of things. Q manfully ignored him and went on.
In general, we just kick them off the bed. Other than that, I'm too busy to care what the CATS are doing.
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05-28-2007, 02:21 PM | #27 (permalink) |
...is a comical chap
Location: Where morons reign supreme
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Yet another reason I love my birds. They don't care and certainly don't bother us if we decide to get busy outside of the bedroom.
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05-28-2007, 02:25 PM | #28 (permalink) | |
Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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Nah. I don't have to. He usually hauls tail when he realizes what we're up to.
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05-31-2007, 11:44 AM | #36 (permalink) |
still, wondering.
Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
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Animals seem to me to think about sex much less unnaturally than people do. Why send them away from the area unless they're interfering?
...(tic) both cats and dogs usually yawn and take a nap as soon as they find they're not invited...
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06-08-2007, 11:15 AM | #37 (permalink) |
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(hangs head)
God, I remember this one time in 2005... had this cuddly black Manx housecat, Demetrius, and he used my nuts as a speedbag for about .8 seconds while I was pumping away on her with the legs-up missionary. It didn't hurt as much as it scared the absolute holy-jesus-ninja outta me. |
06-10-2007, 12:07 AM | #38 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: St. Louis
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One of our cats is a complete attention whore, and since sex generally entails that he is receiving no attention whatsoever, he does his damndest to distract us until he receives the aforementioned attention. This consists of jumping on the bed, swatting our heads, meowing loudly, and generally making a nuisance of himself.
After a couple of instances of such behavior, said cat has been banned from the bedroom during intimate relations. |
06-11-2007, 06:58 AM | #39 (permalink) |
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Location: Spring, Texas
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Since we are trying to get our two chihuahuas to breed, we just let them watch, to see if they can get the idea of what to do........(ok people...it's a JOKE!)....lol
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