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Old 07-22-2006, 03:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sick question keeps bothering me, I hear periodically about gay (males) and couples having anal sex, and I just don't understand something... How do they keep their dick from getting covered in shit??? Does anal require some long prep work like an enema? I personally can't even comprehend sticking my dick into a place like that and pulling it out covered in the nasty.
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Old 07-22-2006, 04:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hmm, I guess im not the only one that thinks of this. I'd be interested to hear if there is a long process like doing enemas. Altough I do think anal sex would be disgusting, I would do it if my girlfriend asked me to. Only to pleasure her, and i wouldnt do it often.
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Old 07-22-2006, 04:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Condom? I never really thought about it.
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Old 07-22-2006, 04:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It's one of those things which I never really bothered to think about.

...Until now, that is. Now I'm kinda' curious to know, too.
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Old 07-22-2006, 06:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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as far as i know from experience, the condom and the lube keeps it from sticking to you so it's mostly clean. in porn, i'm sure they do multiple enemas to stay super clean. especialy when they stick in a dildo and then suck on it...
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Old 07-22-2006, 11:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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1. Grow up

2. I can't imagine that anyone would go for anal sex when their partner has to poop.
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Old 07-22-2006, 11:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Typically, I would use the restroom before having anal sex. Also, we would make sure there was a towel underneath us, just in case. His dick never really came out with anything on it, when he used lube. We would take a quick shower afterwards, and everything would be right as rain.

I never had an enema or anything. :shrug: Also, yeah, don't ever have vaginal sex after anal sex- that would result in yeast infections.
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Old 07-23-2006, 12:06 AM   #8 (permalink)
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One can use an enema but it's not necessary, though - you'd be surprised how clean the ass is!

Now I can only speak for myself but, in all those years that I've practised anal sex, getting a guy's dick completely covered in stools has only happened once. Sometimes (and this happens extremely rarely) Loverboy will end up with tiny bits of stools on his dick despite the use of lube.

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as far as i know from experience, the condom and the lube keeps it from sticking to you so it's mostly clean
That does help but I'm not sure how much it really helps in the end. Because the first year that Loverboy and I had anal sex we never really used lube and stools wasn't a problem during that time (nor is it now, for that matter)

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Typically, I would use the restroom before having anal sex.
I never do that before the act and it doesn't seem to backfire.
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Old 07-23-2006, 12:23 AM   #9 (permalink)
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.......seriously?

No, you typically don't put your dick in an ass and pull it out covered in feces. The only time that would happen is if the person actively needed to move their bowels and didn't prior to starting anal, because their rectum would be relatively full- even then, I doubt it would come off like that. I've never really heard of it happening. Just make sure they've taken care of business first if you're worried about it, and you could do an enema if you were REALLY worried about it.
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Old 07-23-2006, 03:29 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I am not entirely sure this isn't a trick question but I will try to answer.

First, guys also have anal sex with women.
No, no trick questions.

That's why I said Couples (didn't mean to imply same sex)

Thanks for all the replies guys, it's good to know I can count on you all for this type of information!
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Old 07-23-2006, 08:52 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Well...this may be too much information, but my guy is a little squeamish, so before anal I use a glycerin suppository, then follow up with a partial enema, just to wash out the glycerin, otherwise I end up with what that artifical fat company so charmingly called 'anal leakage'. Then just to make sure I lube my middle finger (fingernail trimmed short!) and insert it to check around. This whole process takes close to an hour, but I can shave my pussy while waiting for the suppostory to take effect (15 or 20 minutes, usually) so it's time well spent.

Hope this is helpful.
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Old 07-23-2006, 07:47 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I recommend going to the bathroom before you do anything up the butt. In my experiences with anal stuff, there has never really been a time where there was tons of shit.
Use of a condom is a pretty smart thing to do though because you wouldn't want to spread E coli or something.
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Old 07-24-2006, 07:15 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Two things..

1) If there is enough feces in the rectum to cover a penis as though thrust into a peanut butter jar, then the receiver should have had an enormous need to purge themselves, to the point of high discomfort ( remember your last "turtle?" )

2) My wife and I have done it both with and without condoms and never had a problem in the messy department. Never had to use lube either, just have two or three sessions of intercourse and she was pretty slicked up everywhere. Just take it nice and slow and let her ( or him if your preference be that ) control how much to take until you are all the way in.

Hope this helps

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Old 07-31-2006, 08:09 PM   #14 (permalink)
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This is my first time back to these forums in awhile, and oddly enough I'm replying to a topic that seems quite specific and rare. No problem there.

Some biology:
I believe the rectum is designed to have roughly a 7inch passage that is presumably clear of anything, after that passage is there the magic of our digestive track enters final stages and the stool is being hardened and so forth. When one has to... and for lack of a better saying... do the number two the stool flows.

So to answer your original question -- no it's not like sticking your penis in a wad of stool.
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Old 08-29-2006, 09:14 PM   #15 (permalink)
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The only time that I was involved in a "poop" issue, was when the person didn't realize that they had to go pot-pot. Maybe he was too drunk. Maybe he hadn't reached the point where his body let him know he needed to go. Anyways...the moral of the story is...

...make sure your partner doesn't have to poop and everything should turn out fine!
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Old 08-30-2006, 10:10 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Also, yeah, don't ever have vaginal sex after anal sex- that would result in yeast infections.
Yeast infection?
The most common bacteria in the rectum is E. Coli which can give some really nasty bacterial infections in the vaginas mucous membranes.
Are there fungii in the rectum aswell that can give rise to a yeast infection? (sorry have to ask).
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Old 08-30-2006, 10:34 AM   #17 (permalink)
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never heard of it giving you a yeast infection....but it CAN give you PID (pelvic inflammatory disease) which is extremely painful and can cause infertility. It can be caused by several things....but the bacteria in the large intestine is one of the ways... you can read about it here

http://www.health24.com/Woman/Common...-712,12820.asp
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