Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Interests > Tilted Music


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 04-24-2003, 06:49 PM   #41 (permalink)
Banned
 
Location: no trees, fields of wheat
ok, so it's not too terrible... until you have to ride in a car with a 9 year old girl who can't sing. just recite the lyrics to lithium by nirvana and you'll be fine
spankthru is offline  
Old 04-25-2003, 01:42 AM   #42 (permalink)
Upright
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Troublebot
I was only mildly annoyed when I first heard her music. Another pop songstress that could easily be ignored.

I got pissed when she came out talking about punk and saying she didn't need to listen to anyone who came before her.

I wanted to drop her in a vat of broken glass when she mispronounced the name of one of the most influential voices in rock, David Bowie.

Hey, if you care enough about music that you make it your career, would you mind learning something about it before getting packaged up and sent out into the world? Tie wearing freak.
I also forgot to mention that I do hate her for making that whole tie-wearing thing "the new cool."

Silly as it may sound, I was doing that years before she started. Damn it.

BTW, how many 17 year old girls do you know that know who Bowie is? I mean really know, not just having heard his name.
Dorian_S is offline  
Old 04-25-2003, 12:36 PM   #43 (permalink)
Intently Rocking
 
Troublebot's Avatar
 
Location: Davey's
Quote:
Originally posted by Dorian_S
BTW, how many 17 year old girls do you know that know who Bowie is? I mean really know, not just having heard his name.
She's not playing country music, or classical. Whatever it is she's screaching is, in some respects, rock and roll. Therefore, if you're going to go out into the world to play rock and roll, I expect you to at least know the names of those who rocked hard before you.

And I'm not saying she needs to memorize his whole catalog either. Basic information about someone as influential as David Bowie is fine:

His beginnings as Ziggy Stardust

The titles to a few of his songs.

And how to pronounce HIS FREAKIN' NAME.
__________________
Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend.
Wind: [whistling] I hate you.
Troublebot is offline  
Old 04-26-2003, 02:57 AM   #44 (permalink)
Addict
 
Location: Chicago
i dunno, i read this and thought

"Lets get, to the point
Lets ROOOOOOLLL another joint
No you don't know how it feels
No you don't know how it feels
to be FREEEEE"

I dunno....she is popular because sex crazed guys follow the sexy girls, who for some reason, think she can show them fashion pointers?
__________________
Where dem bitches at?
Atomic Pinkie is offline  
Old 04-26-2003, 12:06 PM   #45 (permalink)
Insane
 
Location: The 7th Level..
Quote:
Originally posted by Bones
id like to bend her over grab that tie and go to town on her.

ill lavigne all over her face.
ROFLMAO! Oh my god. That had to be the funniest thing I read all day.

As for Avril.. Well, I don't hate her, but I don't really vibe with her music, because her voice isn't the easiest for me to personally deal with.

About Christina Aguilera.. I would have to say she is less like Spear Britney now than she was when she first came out. And it's okay if everyone disagrees with me, but the girl -can- sing. I personally don't give a damn about her image and what she looks like. She's got a good set of pipes.
__________________
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
Somenosuke is offline  
Old 04-26-2003, 12:41 PM   #46 (permalink)
Crazy
 
What the fuck is wrong with Avril Lavigne?
I'd be slammin and jammin her skinny ass and flooding the innermost depths of her fuckhold with hot seed.
I like fucking skinny hussies like that. You could fuck her for 6 hours flat out.
TrollInvestigtr is offline  
Old 04-26-2003, 02:05 PM   #47 (permalink)
lost and found
 
Johnny Rotten's Avatar
 
Location: Berkeley
She seems like a cute girl to have a picnic with. A little young for me, tho.
__________________
"The idea that money doesn't buy you happiness is a lie put about by the rich, to stop the poor from killing them." -- Michael Caine
Johnny Rotten is offline  
Old 04-26-2003, 04:55 PM   #48 (permalink)
IC3
Poison
 
IC3's Avatar
 
Location: Canada
I don't mind some of her songs, She is a cutie though & I would hit it
IC3 is offline  
Old 04-26-2003, 06:30 PM   #49 (permalink)
Crazy
 
It seems that every so often the music industry chews up some teenage blonde-haired bimbo and spits her out at us in an attempt to sell us on looks. In the past several years we’ve been “graced” with the wonderful talents of Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Mandy Moore, Jessica Simpson, and countless, nameless clones of them. The formula has always been simple: Take a blonde haired girl with a half-decent rack, a Monster Booty, and a voice that can break glass, add in some lyric writers and a few uglier chicks who can dance (and a few gay little men) who wear matching clothing, and POOF – you have an overnight musical sensation.

To make matters worse, pop isn’t going away quite yet. We now have American Idol which most of you people out there watch, not realizing that you are contributing to the pop music era’s lifespan and ensuring plenty more LIKE Britney, Christina, and other stupid bitches for years to come. If you want a British guy to insult you and tell you you’re worthless then my UK friend Deerokus’ AIM screen-name is deerokus1 and I’m pretty fucking sure that he’ll insult you or another person’s musical talent or lack thereof for free. Anyway, the music industry realizes that pop is a temporary novelty that will eventually die, especially being that Christina Aguilera looks like she hasn’t bathed in centuries and Britney Spears’ has more fake parts inside her than Johnny-5 of Short Circuit fame.

CEO 1: What ever shall we do? We’re running out of stupid blondes to exploit!
CEO 2: I have a plan B… Something more sinister! We’re going to take over rock music!
CEO 1: Yes, but guys just don’t dig Nickelback and Creed. They have dicks and sing about morality. What shall we do?
CEO 2: Trust me.
CEO 1: We better do it fucking quick then; those fucking Russians have us corned on exploiting lesbians to sell records…

Now, Avril is allegedly “different” from Britney Spears and Christina, or at least that’s what we’ve been told by MTV. What makes Avril different? Read the Avrilifacts below...

---She carries a skateboard and wears a fucking tie because she is “punk.”
---Her hair is dirty blonde as opposed to blonde.
---She’s shorter than the other chicks, with slightly smaller tits.
---She has a really bad attitude towards everyone else alive.
---She’s fucking hot if you’re into that sort of look.

Thus Avrilmania began. 12 year old chicks love this girl, because they think she’s different and extreme and hardcore. Guys love her because she doesn’t dress like a normal pop singer. Me? I’m stuck in limbo. Let me explain to you…

Her music sucks, but I’d damn sure fuck her.

Still, the fact that she’s bitchy simply makes me want to fuck the bitch out of her despite the fact that such a task could take years. There’s something about her rage and her angst and her attitude problem that makes me want to adjust it by beating her in the face with my dick until she learns to comply and obey.
__________________
-All women are 2 drinks away from a GIRL-ON-GIRL adventure!-
PHYcos is offline  
Old 04-29-2003, 08:31 AM   #50 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Location: New Orleans
Quote:
Originally posted by onesnowyowl
what i find interesting is that when avril was asked to announce grammy nominees, she pronounced david bowie's name wrong, and later confessed that she didn't even know who he was. arggh. stupid teen pop people.
Eh, big deal... I have nothing but respect for Bowie, but isn't this just evidence of the natural progression of things? People are forgotten, and it's not a shame... it's just the evolution of society. And if you don't like it, that doesn't make you superior... it makes you a dinosaur.

To answer the original question, I think people like her music because it's innocuous and catchy (at least the song I heard was). Let kids have their fun... Did none of you h8rs listen to lame music when you were in junior high? (I sure did - although it's probably the same stuff half of you would be proud of.)
dvorak is offline  
Old 04-29-2003, 09:02 AM   #51 (permalink)
The Original Emo Gangsta
 
Location: Sixth Floor, Texas School Book Depository
Quote:
Originally posted by Soda_BoB
Its Sk8r bo1 you just got to retard yourself a little more killeryoda....... and you call yourselves Avril Lasagne fans bleh.
Damn, I was so close. As a punishment, I won't go to Hot Topic today.
__________________
"So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team."
KillerYoda is offline  
Old 06-02-2003, 07:50 PM   #52 (permalink)
Blood + Fire
 
Mr.Deflok's Avatar
 
Location: New Zealand
Bowie is God and most of todays (good) music wouldn't've happened without him! U2 and NIN alone have said Bowie's album 'Low' was one of their greatest influences, in fact Trent Reznor said he listened to it everyday he was writing and recording 'The Downward Spiral'.

To not know who Bowie is and to work in the music industry at the same time is downright blasphemous.

Last edited by Mr.Deflok; 06-05-2003 at 02:42 AM..
Mr.Deflok is offline  
Old 06-03-2003, 05:20 AM   #53 (permalink)
Intently Rocking
 
Troublebot's Avatar
 
Location: Davey's
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Deflok
To not know who Bowie is and to work in the music industry at the same time is downright blasphemous.
Thank you Mr. Deflock! This is the only reason Lavigne even registers on my radar screen. She stands head and sholders above her pop star, here-today-gone-tomorrow brothers and sisters because she so blantently flaunts her complete ignorance of punk music and rock in general. If you don't understand the history of your chosen profession, how can you attempt to learn, expand and grow?

Answer: You don't. You churn out a few poppy hits that make your record company some money then do a quick fade. We'll see her again in a few years when she poses nude for Playboy.
__________________
Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend.
Wind: [whistling] I hate you.
Troublebot is offline  
Old 06-03-2003, 06:07 AM   #54 (permalink)
Registered User
 
I think what I hate the most other than her crappy music.. is the fact that she says she's not commercial and she's doing her own thing. Bullshit!! She's as commercial as they come. If you're going to be commercial you could at least look like Brittney.. damn she's hot..can't sing but who wants to sing while you're having sex? Oh and it's been said in this thread already but if you haven't heard Avril's cover of Chop Suey go d/l it.. I almost killed myself.
Glory's Sun is offline  
Old 06-04-2003, 07:42 PM   #55 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: Chicagoland
Avril is a highly successful Canadian girl, due mostly to the genrerous wallets of the American public. I love her for it.

She has an average-pretty voice. She has some musical inclination, i.e. took a stab at writing some of her own songs, and she's got savvy marketeers behind her. It'll be mildly interesting to see if she goes the route of Alanis...
Double D is offline  
Old 06-05-2003, 01:59 AM   #56 (permalink)
Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind
 
mystmarimatt's Avatar
 
Location: Oreegawn
eh, she perfectly fits that idea of the "bad pop princess" and her music is a palpable example of that pop punk crap that is so...um..popular right now. damn redundancy. and it's all just ridiculous because all of these new Blink wannabes sound exactly alike.
__________________
Words of Wisdom:

If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.
mystmarimatt is offline  
Old 06-05-2003, 02:43 AM   #57 (permalink)
Blood + Fire
 
Mr.Deflok's Avatar
 
Location: New Zealand
Once she ages, will you remember her, and if you do, will you give a shit?

EDIT: Thanks Troublebot for subtly fixing my typo where you quoted me

guccilvr, just listened to the Avril version of System of a Down's Chop Suey, never have I heard anything so sad... that bitch has NO shame.

Last edited by Mr.Deflok; 06-05-2003 at 02:53 AM..
Mr.Deflok is offline  
 

Tags
avril, damn, lavigne, popular


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:37 AM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360