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05-23-2004, 08:32 AM
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McDonald's:the concept album
mcdonalds: the concept album
graduation lying on resume the interview hired friendship betrayal resentment toward manager insanity prosecution reincarnation we came in? Graduation graduate what will I do now? graduate gotta make ends meet, but how? graduate I'll never go back to school, no way, no how (father's voice) Get a job, you motherfucker (mother's voice) call him that, you won't get supper (father's voice) he'll need a job to stay under my roof, I didn't raise no long hair, I din't raise no long tooth, I'll burn his guitar, It's either a job or his doom And so I've a plan, beginning so soon, I'll take him to McDonald's, sometime this afternoon. The resume, the Interview. [introducing Pink, the narrator] (Pink) I'm a strong male graduate, all done with high school. Willing to work hard, and long hours too, If Ronald won't hire me, then Ronald's a fool. Over the counter, the resume goes, with 50 discrepancies! But they'll never know. Look up and to the left, that get's the job done, the answers come so easy, easy like a gun. [b]HIRED!!![/b] (Ronald, manager of mcdonald's) We really don't need, any new applicants right now, but you look so strong, and you're built like a cow. So we'll take you on, cuz you're a good man, submit your will immediately, and bow your head in shame, for unless you're like a robot you're nothing for us to gain. On The Job Big brother is watching you, work harder, work faster, be harder, be stronger, grow bigger, grow longer, leave your human-ness behind, you're uber-mensch now, you're above painful notions. (Pink) I find around here, others like me, some gruel some glom some blabbers some blom but we're all alike, in that we're all here for cash, but making food correctly, well, that's a mad dash (Ronald, manager) Hey you stuck in dreamworld, there's an order on screen. If it's not made fast, then teeth will be bared, If stomach's go hungry, then you shant be spared (pink) Let's see... uhh...big extra now how do I make those. bun ketchup mayo quarter onions (but there are none to be seen) 2 pretty pickles (hey, shouldn't these be green) tomato and if you're feeling lucky I'll throw in some cheese, but don't expect bacon, that's asking too much, just take what you're given, and motherfucking clutch Betrayal (ronald) you little idiot, pretend you don't swear, the customer can't know, that you're human under there so go clean the bathrooms, till your thumbs are black and blue, And if those toilet's ain't spotless, well, I'll shit on you too. Seething, Realization Iwas cleaning one night I was cleaning the womens washroom I kneeled in front of the toilet and pushed an old tampon aside I lifted the toilet seat immediately I was sent flying backwards into the wall never before had I seen anything like it the toilet was filled the top part with piss the bottom with blood I felt so repulsed so digusted so violated that someone would leave that in there I reached over to flush it down but as I stepped forward my ankle shattered I was left hanging over the diaper changing station gazing into the toilet over the next couple of hours I grew very thirsty surely drinking out of the toilet was out of the question I looked again and was repulsed I looked again and was repulsed I looked again and this time I didn't look away I realized that it was beautiful and natural the way that things should be I struggled over to the toilet and scooped up some water I had never tasted anything so good It was like a carnival in my mouth I reached as far as I could into the toilet and grabbed a log of shit I took a large bite It was wonderful and now I have reached a higher level of consciousness because I have done away with the stupid human things which hold us back. [size=18]Resentment, Planning.[/size] I hate him, that asshole fucker, as the angel of death, I'll shoot him again and again First I'll kill his family, son and daughter one by one, then I'll kill his friends, not one shall escape the gun The Snap I pulled into the parking lot, with my ak-47 packing my flame rounds, which burn like fucking hell, but sound like fucking heaven, Under the trench coat it goes, for no one should see, they cannot know my face, For I am a killing machine, Die, they will die they will die by my hand Pain, they will feel, as I smile nearby, die, they will die they'll all fucking die. I'm like a tank, there's no way I can stop, ak in my hand, and the side arm is my glock you're all fucking dead Once through the door, I spray through the crowd, everyone screams, and I laugh so loud Good by friends in drive through, here's a bullet in yo ass goodbye friends on counter you should have charged less (pink) Hey bobby bobby bob are you a PT (bobby) I don't really know just what does it mean should I answer yes or no, or should I just raise my hands I don't really know, and I pray for mercy from your hand (pink) Just answer (bobby) No, I am not a PT (pink) you know, I've always hated those that were'nt potty trained bullets and blood filled the air your body hits the ground and there's blood everywhere that beautiful spray, I sip some hemoglobin, mmm, bobby was horny today (pink) Danny whaddaya say are you a PT, tell me today, or fire bullets I'll spray (danny) yes friend, I am, PT absolutely I hope I've answered right, but... ppplease do not shoot me?!!? (pink) hahaha you dumb fucking fuck I hate pregnant teachers, so you're out of luck, I'll splay your fucking entrails all over these walls i'll smash your fucking skull up and down the halls (chorus) die die everybody die, fucked if I care I just want you dead. In a pool of crimson blood you lie bitch you had to fucking die diediediedie die!!!!!!!!! <all fades to black> The Trial Good morning worm you honor the crown will plainly show the prisoner who now stands before you was caught well, killing indiscriminantly showing feelings of an almost human nature this will not do Call the schoolmaster (schoolmaster) I'd always said he'd come to no good, in the end your honor, he always seemed so morbid, dissecting live cats and such If the'd let me have my way I could have flayed him into shape but my hands were tied the bleeding hearts of his coworkers let him get away with murder let me hammer him today (pink) crazy, toys in the attic I am crazy They must have taken my marbles away (the father) You little shit, you're in it now I hope they lock you up and throw away the key You should have talked to me more often, Than you, did, but no! you had to go your own way, oh have you broken any homes up lately? or stolen choclate cookies. I should have had you aborted when I had the chance just five minutes worm your honor him and me alone (Pink) crazy, over the rainbow I am crazy, really gone fishing, there must have been a door there in the wall, when I came in! crazy, toys in the attic I am crazy!!!! (judge) since you splayed guts and shot your closest friends I sentece you to die in the electric chair kill him fucking slow!!! (repeat x8) Re-incarnation I had a life, but I wasted it, used to break up homes, maybe I deserve this, dying all alone. But what if I have a chance, to do this all again, I need a re-incarnation, another, please, a try. .................................. If I could start again, a million milles away, I would keep my self from mcdonalds, far AWAY!!! isn't this where.... |
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05-24-2004, 05:11 AM
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Crazy
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That has "a long run off-broadway" written all over it. Get an agent, stat!
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05-24-2004, 07:31 PM
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Tilted Cat Head
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interesting.
maybe you can give some insight to the processes
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05-25-2004, 11:55 AM
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Thats MR. Muffin Face now
Location: Everywhere work sends me
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Very well done.. A little ripped from Pink Floyd that I think you could have done yourself with equal skill.. but very well done. Thank you
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11-04-2004, 05:13 PM
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I like. It's obviously heartfelt and it's definitely original. It's metric enough to feel lyrical without being so rigorous as to be mechanical.
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