codpiece

mcdonalds: the concept album

graduation
lying on resume
the interview
hired
friendship
betrayal
resentment toward manager
insanity
prosecution
reincarnation


we came in?

Graduation

graduate
what will I do now?
graduate
gotta make ends meet, but how?
graduate
I'll never go back to school, no way, no how

(father's voice)
Get a job, you motherfucker

(mother's voice)
call him that, you won't get supper

(father's voice)
he'll need a job to stay under my roof,
I didn't raise no long hair,
I din't raise no long tooth,
I'll burn his guitar,
It's either a job or his doom
And so I've a plan,
beginning so soon,
I'll take him to McDonald's,
sometime this afternoon.

The resume, the Interview.
[introducing Pink, the narrator]

(Pink)
I'm a strong male graduate,
all done with high school.
Willing to work hard,
and long hours too,
If Ronald won't hire me,
then Ronald's a fool.

Over the counter,
the resume goes,
with 50 discrepancies!
But they'll never know.
Look up and to the left,
that get's the job done,
the answers come so easy,
easy like a gun.

[b]HIRED!!![/b]

(Ronald, manager of mcdonald's)
We really don't need,
any new applicants right now,
but you look so strong,
and you're built like a cow.

So we'll take you on,
cuz you're a good man,
submit your will immediately,
and bow your head in shame,
for unless you're like a robot
you're nothing for us to gain.


On The Job

Big brother is watching you,
work harder, work faster,
be harder, be stronger,
grow bigger, grow longer,
leave your human-ness behind,
you're uber-mensch now,
you're above painful notions.

(Pink)
I find around here,
others like me,
some gruel
some glom
some blabbers
some blom
but we're all alike,
in that we're all here for cash,
but making food correctly,
well, that's a mad dash

(Ronald, manager)
Hey you stuck in dreamworld,
there's an order on screen.
If it's not made fast,
then teeth will be bared,
If stomach's go hungry,
then you shant be spared

(pink)

Let's see...
uhh...big extra
now how do I make those.
bun
ketchup
mayo
quarter onions (but there are none to be seen)
2 pretty pickles (hey, shouldn't these be green)
tomato
and if you're feeling lucky I'll throw in some cheese,
but don't expect bacon,
that's asking too much,
just take what you're given,
and motherfucking clutch

Betrayal

(ronald)

you little idiot,
pretend you don't swear,
the customer can't know,
that you're human under there

so go clean the bathrooms,
till your thumbs are black and blue,
And if those toilet's ain't spotless,
well, I'll shit on you too.


Seething, Realization

Iwas cleaning one night
I was cleaning the womens washroom
I kneeled in front of the toilet
and pushed an old tampon aside
I lifted the toilet seat
immediately I was sent flying backwards into the wall
never before had I seen anything like it
the toilet was filled
the top part with piss
the bottom
with blood
I felt so repulsed
so digusted
so violated that someone would leave that in there
I reached over to flush it down
but as I stepped forward my ankle shattered
I was left hanging over the diaper changing station
gazing into the toilet
over the next couple of hours I grew very thirsty
surely drinking out of the toilet was out of the question
I looked again
and was repulsed
I looked again
and was repulsed
I looked again
and this time I didn't look away
I realized that it was beautiful and natural
the way that things should be
I struggled over to the toilet
and scooped up some water
I had never tasted anything so good
It was like a carnival in my mouth
I reached as far as I could into the toilet
and grabbed a log of shit
I took a large bite
It was wonderful
and now I have reached a higher level of consciousness
because I have done away with the stupid human things
which hold us back.

[size=18]Resentment, Planning.[/size]

I hate him,
that asshole fucker,
as the angel of death,
I'll shoot him again and again

First I'll kill his family,
son and daughter one by one,
then I'll kill his friends,
not one shall escape the gun


The Snap

I pulled into the parking lot,
with my ak-47
packing my flame rounds,
which burn like fucking hell,
but sound like fucking heaven,

Under the trench coat it goes,
for no one should see,
they cannot know my face,
For I am a killing machine,

Die, they will die
they will die by my hand
Pain, they will feel,
as I smile nearby,
die, they will die
they'll all fucking die.

I'm like a tank,
there's no way I can stop,
ak in my hand,
and the side arm is my glock
you're all fucking dead

Once through the door,
I spray through the crowd,
everyone screams, and I laugh so loud

Good by friends in drive through,
here's a bullet in yo ass
goodbye friends on counter
you should have charged less

(pink)
Hey bobby bobby bob
are you a PT

(bobby)
I don't really know
just what does it mean
should I answer yes or no,
or should I just raise my hands
I don't really know,
and I pray for mercy from your hand

(pink)
Just answer

(bobby)
No, I am not a PT

(pink)
you know, I've always hated those that were'nt potty trained

bullets and blood filled the air
your body hits the ground
and there's blood everywhere
that beautiful spray,
I sip some hemoglobin,
mmm, bobby was horny today

(pink)
Danny whaddaya say
are you a PT,
tell me today,
or fire bullets I'll spray

(danny)
yes friend,
I am,
PT
absolutely
I hope I've answered right, but...
ppplease do not shoot me?!!?

(pink)
hahaha
you dumb fucking fuck
I hate pregnant teachers,
so you're out of luck,
I'll splay your fucking entrails
all over these walls
i'll smash your fucking skull up and down the halls

(chorus)
die die everybody die,
fucked if I care
I just want you dead.
In a pool of crimson blood you lie
bitch you had to fucking die
diediediedie die!!!!!!!!!
<all fades to black>


The Trial

Good morning worm you honor
the crown will plainly show the prisoner who now stands before you
was caught well, killing indiscriminantly
showing feelings of an almost human nature
this will not do
Call the schoolmaster

(schoolmaster)
I'd always said he'd come to no good,
in the end your honor,
he always seemed so morbid, dissecting live cats and such
If the'd let me have my way I could have flayed him into shape
but my hands were tied
the bleeding hearts of his coworkers
let him get away with murder
let me hammer him today

(pink)
crazy, toys in the attic I am crazy
They must have taken my marbles away

(the father) You little shit, you're in it now
I hope they lock you up and throw away the key
You should have talked to me more often,
Than you, did, but no! you had to go your own way,
oh have you broken any homes up lately?
or stolen choclate cookies.
I should have had you aborted when I had the chance
just five minutes worm your honor him and me alone

(Pink)
crazy, over the rainbow I am crazy,
really gone fishing,
there must have been a door there in the wall,
when I came in!
crazy, toys in the attic I am crazy!!!!

(judge)
since you splayed guts
and shot your closest friends
I sentece you to die
in the electric chair

kill him fucking slow!!! (repeat x8)


Re-incarnation

I had a life,
but I wasted it,
used to break up homes,
maybe I deserve this,
dying all alone.

But what if I have a chance,
to do this all again,
I need a re-incarnation,
another, please, a try.
..................................
If I could start again,
a million milles away,
I would keep my self
from mcdonalds, far AWAY!!!

isn't this where....