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Old 05-05-2004, 04:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How to get more mass in your ass?

What's the best way of getting more meat in your ass. I have a small ass and want to make it a little bigger and firmer. Any suggestions?
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Old 05-05-2004, 04:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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well I guess the main muscle, which I think is called the gluteus maximus, would be used when you pull your leg back. So things walking, running and cycling I suppose. I dunno if there's machines in the gym for enlarging your ass... interesting thought

oh yeah, probably squats too
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Old 05-05-2004, 12:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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all variety of squats, lunges, dead lifts, kick backs.
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Old 05-05-2004, 01:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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yea squats, straight leg dead lift, dead lift

thats all i did for legs and i had a pretty big man ass going on when i lifted
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Old 05-05-2004, 03:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Heavy squats. Unfortunately, most people don't want a big ass.
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Old 05-06-2004, 04:50 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Thanks I don't want a big ass either, just a little more mass.
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Old 05-06-2004, 04:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Twinkies, Baby!! It's all about the twinkies and the Ho-Hos.

OK...I'll be quiet, now...
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Old 05-06-2004, 07:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Buns of Steel, oh wait. That will firm it. I say you just head over to a chic with a big ass on ask her. "Yo baby, I want an ass just like that. How do you do it?"

Ya know, that line just might work!



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Old 05-06-2004, 08:53 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Heavy squats and deadlifts should do the trick. And if you want, you can have some of my bubble ass, I only need about half of what I have
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Old 06-01-2004, 04:18 PM   #10 (permalink)
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there's this machine in the gym, the step climber. Yeah..try walking up stairs half an hour and you get the idea. It'll pump your lower body and give you an ass kicking (heh) cardio workout too. Try it. I bet you wont last 5 minutes the first time around.
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Old 06-01-2004, 04:38 PM   #11 (permalink)
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preferably "ass to the grass" style. My quads don't ache much after doing heavy squats, but my ass usually aches like mad.
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Old 06-02-2004, 07:14 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Re: How to get more mass in your ass?

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Old 06-05-2004, 07:05 PM   #13 (permalink)
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do squats with a wider stance...should work more hip/ass than the quads
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Old 06-13-2004, 03:01 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Get on a bike. Cycling, especially when you are climbing, works your glutes like a madman.

All of these excersises in here, including cycling, are essentially making the same motions to work your quads and glutes. Pick the one you enjoy the most.
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Old 06-13-2004, 08:24 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Lunges. My gym has an inclined rack (probably called some type of variation of a Smith Machine) and a few sets of lunges on it leave me feeling like I just gave birth.
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Old 06-17-2004, 08:48 PM   #16 (permalink)
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power squats, biach. then some long, slow stride running. then squat more (make sure ur legs are parallel to the ground)
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Old 06-19-2004, 06:12 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Squats deads and more twinkies, that should work
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Old 06-19-2004, 12:42 PM   #18 (permalink)
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they do have machines for the ass
its called the duo hip and back i believe, nautilus has one ( it was in my schools gym).
[link]http://www.abcbodybuilding.com/ [/link]
if it doesnt show up in the right spot look in excersizes and then go down to the bottom. theres a large section on ass
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Old 06-19-2004, 12:49 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Squats, leg press and a bunch of ribeye steaks.
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Old 06-21-2004, 10:07 AM   #20 (permalink)
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What's the best way of getting more meat in your ass.
Man that's just badly worded. You could so easily take that out of context...
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Old 06-29-2004, 01:10 PM   #21 (permalink)
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My ass is getting pretty meaty now. Leg Press seems to make my ass hurt the most the next day, so it must be working it pretty damn good.
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Old 07-07-2004, 10:02 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Like so many others, squats and deadlifts, BUT I think the best is seated leg press. The machine where you lay on an angled bench (like incline) and your feet are higher than your head, and the machine comes towards your body and your press it up. Those will kill your glutes.
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Old 07-07-2004, 11:04 AM   #23 (permalink)
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my gf said i had a small ass. she was upset because she thought hers was bigger and she didn't like that. wanted it the other way around. "i don't want people to look at us and think i have a bigger ass than you."

maybe i should get back on my bike and hit some squats.
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Old 07-09-2004, 09:49 PM   #24 (permalink)
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SQUAT. Squat squat squat. Not only will it put more mass in your ass, it'll all be muscle. And, since squats work three of the largest muscles in the body(Hammies, Glutes, and Quads) it will release more muscle building hormones, esentially building your other muscles more when you lift them.
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