09-10-2009, 06:43 PM | #1 (permalink) |
The Reverend Side Boob
Location: Nofe Curolina
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What makes you a horrible person?
Bear Cub is tired of all the positive energy floating around the forum.
The internet dating thread proved a good point: we all work so hard to hide our flaws to disguise the "real" us, and to alter how we are perceived. Well, most of us try to hide them to some extent. Bear Cub chooses to openly embrace that which makes him truly abhorrent. What sort of behaviors or habits do you have which would generally be frowned upon? Bear Cub routinely exhibits the following: -Overwhelming sarcasm -Hatred of children -Violent/generally taboo sexual preferences -Love of homewrecking -Lust for revenge -Emotional abuse of women who once loved him -Emotional abuse of women who won't leave him alone -Leading people on -Excessive drinking -Using women to gain access to their attractive friends -Joking about pedophilia and necrophilia in entirely inappropriate situations -Lying to get sex -Taking out professional obstacles through office politics
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09-10-2009, 06:57 PM | #2 (permalink) | |
Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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Laughing at stupid people. Out loud, at times.
Laughing about death or telling stories about death at inappropriate times. My inability to feel empathy or sympathy to certain types of people. Not just the "bad" ones either. Compulsive lying with certain people when I don't care what he or she thinks. I hide from people at work, even when they need me. I'm soooooo selfish about my free time. Even when my family really, really needs me. Some people think I'm horrible because I haven't let my mother visit me in 4 years. I don't care. I like my space. I go home twice a year. I frequently hit ignore on my cell phone. Leading people on. Complete ambivalence to the problems of other people at times. I contributed to breaking something so my landlord would have to fix it. Heh. It was loud and annoying and I didn't really thiink it was going to break.
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09-10-2009, 07:02 PM | #3 (permalink) |
The Reverend Side Boob
Location: Nofe Curolina
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Good ones, Noodle! A few I left off my list in there! I moved 1700 miles south to escape my family, and I purposely turn down my radio and go out into the field so people can't find me at work.
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09-10-2009, 07:21 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Insane
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When we receive promo's at my work (small gift certificates, marketing items, etc.) I keep them for myself and don't give a crap about the others wants or needs.
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09-11-2009, 12:48 AM | #9 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Virginia
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ugh... list... hehe
bipolar... so used to be random "explosions" (now it's when things get too much) sarcastic to almost everything avoid certain topics by saying i don't know anymore how to do that twisted sense of humor that nobody gets can't stand a passive person but won't be aggressive on some things (kinda a oxymoron lol) seeing red when i hear "i don't know" coming from the kid also, seeing red when i hear "i was going to do that" after i've started when it took too long for them holding grudges like to plot revenge to ex's that have used me as a doormat per se (can't do it.. can't bring my self to that low level) liking to throw things when pissed off ... whatever is near enough for me to reach the school doesn't like me... i showed the bad side of my self if the problem wasn't fixed before i had to come in (i'm starting to think they run and hide when i show up cause i never see them unless i ask for them) tech support doesn't like me... script or no script.. i'm not a idiot don't treat me as one (no the damned thing won't come on.. that's why i want a motherboard) people on the road.... in general... the tailgaters, stop dead for just about no reason or to turn off, the ones that aren't doing the speed limit but speed up when you're trying to pass my final one.... being that last damned one to know what in the hell is going on... medical scenarios with family some of mine probably don't seem too much of a bad thing to others, but i don't like it about myself.
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09-11-2009, 03:47 AM | #13 (permalink) | |
Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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Ooooh, good one, Charlatan. I'm so passive aggressive. It makes me frustrated with myself. And I hate it in other people when they lean harder towards the passive side, as much as I hate it in myself. And then I look down on that person rather inappropriately.
I actually stop listening on the phone sometimes. I'm the master of "mmmhmmm...." And I do it to my friends and people I like.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House Quote:
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09-11-2009, 04:23 AM | #14 (permalink) |
has all her shots.
Location: Florida
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I'm too hard on my youngest daughter because sometimes her personality reminds me so much of her father.
Sort of like noodle, I tune people out sometimes. Got so used to doing it with my youngest kids and their noise that now I seem to do it all the time. ---------- Post added at 08:23 AM ---------- Previous post was at 08:02 AM ---------- I take my unfair frustration with society out almost exclusively on unknown people on the internet.
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09-11-2009, 04:51 AM | #15 (permalink) |
Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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09-11-2009, 04:57 AM | #16 (permalink) |
Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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The fact that I'm more worried about Dave's dr appt this afternoon about his neck than the fact its the anniversary of 9/11
Secretly plotting elaborate deaths in my head of people I really don't like
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09-11-2009, 05:55 AM | #17 (permalink) | |
We work alone
Location: Cake Town
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There's probably more.
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09-11-2009, 10:11 PM | #18 (permalink) |
Delicious
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I have a short temper.
I am selfish. I'm lazy - Slob-like. I struggle to give a shit about anything. Inappropriate comments out the wazoo! I have a superiority complex. I have an inferiority complex. I start every line with an I.
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09-11-2009, 11:35 PM | #19 (permalink) |
The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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There's a deep-seated part of my very fractured soul that thinks a "half-extinction" level event that instantly erases half of the world's population will provide a beneficial future towards the overall integrity of the human sphere of life.
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09-12-2009, 01:13 AM | #20 (permalink) |
Psycho
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- I'm emo! I know this but I never realize when I'm showing it.
- I tease people - I take my anger and frustration out on others - I'm not dependable - I'm lazy - I'm selfish - I'm racist? - I'm a slob - I'm crazy I should show this to my therapist to see what she says about this. haha |
09-12-2009, 04:52 AM | #21 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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09-12-2009, 05:40 AM | #23 (permalink) |
Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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My wife has been away on business for 4 days now and I haven't offered my kids a single vegetable.
I'm not very ambitious. I'd rather people contact me than the other way around and am lazy in this regard. I've let a lot of friendships fade away over the years. I tend to roll over to sales people.
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09-12-2009, 06:08 AM | #24 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: Tacoma, WA
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- I'm lazy
- I let the internet eat my life day after day when there are so many more productive things I should be doing. - I manipulate people to get my own way. Family, friends, coworkers, doesn't matter. I do this sometimes on purpose and sometimes without even realizing it. - I have a very bad temper - I judge people very quickly, and it takes a lot to get me to change my first impression
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09-12-2009, 04:56 PM | #27 (permalink) | |
I have eaten the slaw
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I tend to be suspicious of, and hostile towards, people who go out of their way to be nice to me. I cut myself far more slack when dealing with things that are difficult for me than I do for others dealing with things that are difficult for them.
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09-14-2009, 12:08 AM | #28 (permalink) |
Junkie
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* An unwarranted hostility toward my boyfriend's ex-girlfriends when they're in the same room as us.
* A universal distrust of the people close to me * Checking my boyfriends facebook, texts, and emails when he's not there * Being a jealous person in general * Not appreciating what I have |
09-14-2009, 08:26 PM | #30 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: I'm up they see me I'm down.
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I want what I can't have.
I lead women on. I'm paranoid. I'm cynical. I hate everything that moves. I'm borderline-rascist. I hunt without eating the animal or using it's carcass for anything else. I like Bear Cub. I'm quite neurotic. I once put TV before a girl. She called and I pretended to be a non-existent live-in brother, saying that I was in the bathroom. In all fairness, it was Futurama. My interest in fiction has gone to shit. I hold a grudge like alcoholics hold liquor. I have a sensitive ego. I'm stubborn as hell. I emasculate my little brother for being effeminate. Seems to work though. Wow I'm a truly horrible person. I'll add more later.
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09-15-2009, 07:08 AM | #33 (permalink) |
The sky calls to us ...
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Location: CT
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I'm not sure if my general misanthropy and cynicism shows through on the board, but I assure you it's there.
If there were any way for it to have an effect, I would actively hope that certain public figures and politicians died. |
09-15-2009, 09:33 AM | #34 (permalink) |
follower of the child's crusade?
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I am often physically aggressive at the slightest provocation (to other men, I have never been physically aggressive to a woman in my life)
I have an idealised and patronising view of women I hate my own heart I am a liar I drink too much I am an attention seeker I am compulsive I am an emotional coward I am emotionally fragile and my confidence freuently crashes - causing me to behave irrationally and depessively (ie writing abuse directed at myself on the walls of my own house, breaking things, drinking heavily) I like to think I dont care, but far too often I care too much I am often disloyal Sometimes I feel like I have no real feelings at all, just a dead weight at the centre of me surrounded by automatic responses and learned behaviour. To be honest I sound like a real cunt.
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09-16-2009, 10:28 AM | #36 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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My tendency to pont out that ever since I saw this thread I've been trying to resist the temptation to come and say "It should be 'an horrible' not 'a horrible'"
I'm not proud of the fact that today I cracked. I've had a long day and am feeling misanthropic.
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09-16-2009, 01:19 PM | #37 (permalink) | |
The Reverend Side Boob
Location: Nofe Curolina
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Maybe you say "an horrible" across the pond, but not stateside. The "h" is a hard "h," not like "an hour."
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Also, I get unreasonably annoyed when anyone who's not a Rastafarian says 'Erb, when the mean Herb. I'm not proud of this, but I offer myself for immolation nonetheless.
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09-16-2009, 02:13 PM | #39 (permalink) |
She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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-- I always put my feet up on the seat in front of me at the movies.
-- I procrastinate so much, it's ridiculous. -- I flirt. Shamelessly. -- I'm sometimes sarcastic to the point of being offensive. -- I don't talk to my family as often as I should. -- When I go to weddings, I secretly wanna say something along the lines of "well, you have a 50% chance of staying together. Good luck with that!" Even if I like them. Even if they're a cute couple. -- I have no problem at all with letting guys buy me drinks, even though I know they're planning on it going somewhere, and I am not.
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