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Brewmaniac · 06-21-2003, 02:34 PM

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the
following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had
to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I will
paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my
wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to
promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the
fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him.
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do
to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When
it went off, I shut it off, gave the wife a nudge and said,
"Fishing or sex?" She said, "Wear a sweater."

TerresqueÜ · 06-21-2003, 05:25 PM

HAhaha!!! Excellent, and worth a try.

Amethyst · 07-07-2003, 07:56 AM

That is so funny!!!

absorbentishe · 07-07-2003, 10:20 AM

That is great!

hotzot · 07-07-2003, 06:08 PM

soooo true!!!

cchris · 07-07-2003, 06:20 PM

Works everytime.

oblar · 07-07-2003, 10:08 PM

heard it before, and it is still funny

loganmule · 07-08-2003, 02:25 PM

good one, and something along that line might really be worth a try

silverback · 07-09-2003, 06:10 AM

An opportunity for the best of both worlds.

fizzledorf · 07-09-2003, 09:29 AM

Anybody actually try and it and have it work?

BECskater609 · 07-10-2003, 01:31 PM

Tower · 07-10-2003, 01:41 PM

lol, good stuff.

Meridae'n · 07-10-2003, 04:36 PM

Bottle it, it's the truth...

Soda_BoB · 07-12-2003, 07:14 AM

Heheh not bad.....

Slims · 07-28-2003, 08:22 PM

That's great.

egorey · 07-28-2003, 08:34 PM

hmmm.. now to try "Sex or new computer"...

red_zinfandel8 · 07-29-2003, 02:11 PM

Funny and true, once you're married. Before that, it is both.

The.Lunatic · 07-29-2003, 03:04 PM

Ha, Thats the funniest one i've read today.

I'm going to go do chores now i'll show up again for the night crew

Mantus · 07-29-2003, 03:48 PM

not bad at all

fester · 07-29-2003, 07:46 PM

ouch!

RemyLebeau97 · 07-29-2003, 09:49 PM

lol, good one

tfpfreak · 07-30-2003, 05:27 AM

The other three must be newlyweds! haha Thanks I need that one!

06-21-2003, 02:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Four married guys Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut it off, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex?" She said, "Wear a sweater." __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

06-21-2003, 05:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	HAhaha!!! Excellent, and worth a try. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-07-2003, 06:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	soooo true!!! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

07-07-2003, 06:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Works everytime. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-07-2003, 10:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	heard it before, and it is still funny __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-07-2003, 07:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
Amethyst Addict Location: Illinois	That is so funny!!!

07-07-2003, 10:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	That is great!

07-08-2003, 02:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	good one, and something along that line might really be worth a try

07-09-2003, 06:10 AM	#9 (permalink)
silverback Registered User Location: texas	An opportunity for the best of both worlds.

07-09-2003, 09:29 AM	#10 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	Anybody actually try and it and have it work?

07-10-2003, 01:31 PM	#11 (permalink)
BECskater609 Upright	lol

07-10-2003, 01:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
Tower Tilted Location: Whitewater, Wisconsin.	lol, good stuff. __________________ Regulator 2k3. Intergalatic Planetary.

07-10-2003, 04:36 PM	#13 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bottle it, it's the truth... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-12-2003, 07:14 AM	#14 (permalink)
Soda_BoB Psycho	Heheh not bad..... __________________ Just because you paranoid.don't mean they're not after you...- Kurt Cobain-Chopper Read Project Dolphin: Join the TFP Typing Team!

07-28-2003, 08:22 PM	#15 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	That's great. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-29-2003, 03:48 PM	#19 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	not bad at all

07-29-2003, 07:46 PM	#20 (permalink)
fester Freak!	ouch!

07-29-2003, 09:49 PM	#21 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	lol, good one

07-30-2003, 05:27 AM	#22 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	The other three must be newlyweds! haha Thanks I need that one! __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

07-28-2003, 08:34 PM	#16 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	hmmm.. now to try "Sex or new computer"...

07-29-2003, 02:11 PM	#17 (permalink)
red_zinfandel8 Upright	Funny and true, once you're married. Before that, it is both.

07-29-2003, 03:04 PM	#18 (permalink)
The.Lunatic Psycho Location: Somewhere just beyond the realm of sanity...	Ha, Thats the funniest one i've read today. I'm going to go do chores now i'll show up again for the night crew