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uncle phil · 07-10-2003, 07:49 AM

Strange, but Clever Advertising...

On a hospital door to the colonoscopy unit: "To expedite your visit, please back in."

On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

Another pizza shop slogan: "Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."

At a tire shop: "Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we help pick your nose?"

At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We just want your tows."

On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- just miss a car payment."

At the electric company: "We would be de - lighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a propane filling station: "Tank heaven for little grills."

And don't forget the sign at a radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

TIO · 07-10-2003, 09:19 AM

Nice one, Phil!
Got a few yuks there

mpedrummer2 · 07-10-2003, 12:58 PM

"Tank heaven for little grills."

SUPERB.

hawkeye · 07-28-2003, 08:17 PM

those were good. thanks

Slims · 07-28-2003, 08:19 PM

excellent, thanks.

egorey · 07-28-2003, 08:41 PM

hehehe.. clever.. thanks.

tfpfreak · 07-29-2003, 07:22 AM

nice thanks

fester · 07-29-2003, 07:43 PM

some nice little gems - thanks

zaiaz · 07-30-2003, 06:00 AM

uncle phil you amaze me....no really you do.

07-10-2003, 07:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Ad Play Strange, but Clever Advertising... On a hospital door to the colonoscopy unit: "To expedite your visit, please back in." On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." Another pizza shop slogan: "Buy our pizza. We knead the dough." At a tire shop: "Invite us to your next blowout." Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we help pick your nose?" At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We just want your tows." On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- just miss a car payment." At the electric company: "We would be de - lighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be." In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up." In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." At a propane filling station: "Tank heaven for little grills." And don't forget the sign at a radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-10-2003, 09:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
TIO Addict Location: The Land Down Under	Nice one, Phil! Got a few yuks there __________________ Strewth

07-10-2003, 12:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
mpedrummer2 Insane	"Tank heaven for little grills." SUPERB. __________________ My sig can beat up your honor student.

07-28-2003, 08:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	those were good. thanks __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

07-28-2003, 08:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	excellent, thanks. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-28-2003, 08:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	hehehe.. clever.. thanks.

07-29-2003, 07:22 AM	#7 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	nice thanks __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

07-29-2003, 07:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
fester Freak!	some nice little gems - thanks

07-30-2003, 06:00 AM	#9 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	uncle phil you amaze me....no really you do. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...