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Strange, but Clever Advertising...

On a hospital door to the colonoscopy unit: "To expedite your visit, please back in."

On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

Another pizza shop slogan: "Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."

At a tire shop: "Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we help pick your nose?"

At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We just want your tows."

On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- just miss a car payment."

At the electric company: "We would be de - lighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a propane filling station: "Tank heaven for little grills."

And don't forget the sign at a radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

Nice one, Phil!
Got a few yuks there :)

"Tank heaven for little grills."

SUPERB.

those were good. thanks

excellent, thanks.

hehehe.. clever.. thanks.

nice thanks

some nice little gems - thanks

uncle phil you amaze me....no really you do.