Four married guys
 

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the
following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had
to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I will
paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my
wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to
promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the
fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him.
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do
to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When
it went off, I shut it off, gave the wife a nudge and said,
"Fishing or sex?" She said, "Wear a sweater."

HAhaha!!! Excellent, and worth a try.

That is so funny!!!

That is great!

soooo true!!!

Works everytime.

heard it before, and it is still funny :)

good one, and something along that line might really be worth a try

An opportunity for the best of both worlds.

Anybody actually try and it and have it work?

lol

lol, good stuff.

Bottle it, it's the truth...

Heheh not bad.....

That's great.

hmmm.. now to try "Sex or new computer"...

Funny and true, once you're married. Before that, it is both.

Ha, Thats the funniest one i've read today.

I'm going to go do chores now i'll show up again for the night crew :D

not bad at all :D

ouch!

lol, good one

The other three must be newlyweds! haha Thanks I need that one!