Brewmaniac

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the
following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had
to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I will
paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my
wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to
promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the
fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him.
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do
to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When
it went off, I shut it off, gave the wife a nudge and said,
"Fishing or sex?" She said, "Wear a sweater."

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