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Better double ply, Holiness; that skank gets around.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LnJ84vGp8b...0/Condom+1.jpg

not even with the torch of gondor

I think she's cute...I would marry her.

popes doing it with of aged females? this is madness!

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(i cant believe i took fifteen minutes to post the above)

fun with beer and drugs. he's gonna have a hard day tomorrow!

is that a cigar and a cigarette? this dog has issues

Quote:

Originally Posted by carrot glace (Post 2627027)

is that a cigar and a cigarette? this dog has issues

i think the fact that he's drinking miller is much more alarming than two tobacco products

up. get off the bike and take your bearings......

Mr. Marcus, the pornstar, has a little dog named princess.

you are a picasso, to be sure.....

purdy picasso
i'm only the messenger
won't claim I made it

you smelt it, you dealt it

i'm ok with that
i like nasal sex

This would be where I would post a pic of a girl taking a load in her nostril.

If, you know, I knew anything about that.

Which I don't.

stand back, the lightning bolt is just about to strike.........

ah, the lucky lightning bolt!!! me! me! let it be me!

Will I get superpowers?

'Cause that would be cool.

You already have superpowers. You just have to learn how to summon them and use them. We're all super, but most people don't know it. These people figured out they were super:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/nickjt/Super.jpg

tried to fly...
thought he was bulletproof...
tried to outrun a cheetah...

Can you cure us of this fate?
Mock the litany in its face ?

I pray you understand what I mean
If not, fuck it
I did once leap a relatively tall building with a bound or two

now tell me how you really feel

confused, but i think i have a general idea, not confident at all

that cant be real, i really hope it isnt

"Way down south where the train runs fast,
a baboon stuck his finger up a monkey's ass
the monkey said, 'well a bless my soul
get your dirty finger out of my asshole'"

How long was the longest breath hold ever?

On April 30, 2007 David Blaine was on the Oprah Winfrey show, not just for an interview, but to also make an attempt to break the record for the world's longest breath hold of 16 minutes 32 seconds set by Peter Colat.

David Blaine did beat the record, spending a soggy 17 minutes 4.4 seconds in an acrylic bubble filled with water.

But.......Although David Blaine's record is recognized by Guinness, it is not recognized by the free diving community due to the fact that he spent 23 minutes breathing pure oxygen before his attempt.

From Wikipedia: Static Apnea should not be confused with the Guinness World Record for holding the breath underwater. Guinness allows inhalation of oxygen prior to the athlete's performance, while such inhalation is strictly forbidden according to AIDA's rules for the recognition of records para 3.9.

According to AIDA, the record for the longest breath hold is owned by Tom Sietas at 9 minutes 8 seconds which he accomplished in Hamburg, Germany in 2007.

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******David Blaine******

I call, wishing "quits".
It surrenders, without grace,
& fears what's coming.

(Buck up, boys,
& you must man up.
(The goal can remain!))