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Ever since I had a dream about I forget what last night, with superpowers, and chases through a Church, and especially featuring Alana De La Garza, I can't stop thinking about her.
It's brought bliss to my otherwise empty mind. Can't wait to see if she shows up again tonight. P.S. fan service, because I'm nice http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3102/...533d4a2270.jpg http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3267/...ef1a16767f.jpg http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3024/...40012e7c08.jpg |
Somebody's bucking for "Poster of the Week"
More bribes please. |
crap. now I'm gonna be dreamin' about her too!
she is a dish! . |
now I'm longest for her
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I also found out she's in some obscure yet very intriguing film called "El Segundo".
It's about some rich Tejano looking for a jewel similar to the Philosopher's Stone (?) to grant him eternal life. What's important is she is in this movie, and from the trailer I saw, she also may have an intimate scene! I guess my "follow the rabbit" tangent has veered off into the last page. |
i've always wondered if all assistant D.A.'s are as hot as they are on law and order, but to preserve my fantasy, i refuse to research it.
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Approximate ideas
Just as often serve as well for one as those much more exacting. y'know. |
Approximate works for me, being an engineer. So I could take 2 of her, +/-1
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You couldn't handle one of her, let alone 3!
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Alright, this is getting out of hand; no one is "handling" my dream girl.
Go ahead and take Röhm, or Hennessy, or even Harmon. There's enough Assistant District Attorneys for everyone. |
dibs on angie harmon!
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For shame highdro. (do we have a wagging finger smiley?)
"Calling dibs" perhaps requires a claim of sorts, like these fine claims: (she kinda looks like she could be Jordana Brewster's older sister) http://farm1.static.flickr.com/50/13...8b5d995690.jpg http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3167/...9f7ce8e730.jpg "suspect", in my opinion, but others might appreiate the aesthetic http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3161/...455a989b40.jpg |
Her skin is shiney and pale.
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I forgot the "C" note. I'm slow to recognize my errors once committed, since I don't look back; takes too much time. (Pin-ups need glare to shield from sunny contrasts?)
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Maruru.
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Seriously, though, she's married to Jason Sehorn. As a Giants fan, I've never hated a Giants player as much as Jason Sehorn. Not because he's married to Angie Harmon, but because he was always over-rated and got his ass handed to him by Terrel Owens in the playoffs in 2003. You don't deserve Angie Harmon, Sehorn, DO YOU HEAR ME? |
The ARMY: “The system is really quite simple.”
You see, all people in the Army are soldiers, all privates are soldiers, but not all soldiers are privates. Some are officers who are commissioned, but some are officers who are not commissioned. Obviously if every private was called private it would be confusing, so some privates are called things like trooper, driver, gunner, craftsmen, sapper or signaller. Not all of the drivers actually drive because some of them cook, but we don’t call them cooks, for that matter, not all drivers are called drivers – some of them are privates or gunners. Gunners as I’m sure you know are the guys that fire guns, unless of course they are drivers or signallers in which case we call them gunners rather than drivers or signallers just to make it clearer. All gunners belong to the artillery, except that in the infantry we have gunners who are called privates because they fire a different sort of gun, for the same reason we call our drivers and signallers private as well. A Lance Corporal is called Corporal, unless he is a Lance Bombardier then we call him Bombardier to distinguish him from a full Bombardier, who is just like a Corporal. All other ranks are called by their rank for the sake of simplicity except that Staff Sergeants are called Staff, but they are not on the staff, some Warrant Officers, who are not officers, are called Sergeant Major although they are not Sergeants or Majors. Some Warrant Officers are called Mister which is the same thing that we call some officers but they are not Warrant Officers. A Lieutenant is also called Mister because they are subalterns, but we always write their rank as Lieutenant or Second Lieutenant, and second comes before first. When we talk about groups of soldiers there obviously has to be clear distinction. We call them Officers and Soldiers although we know that officers are soldiers too, sometimes we talk about officers and other ranks which is the same as calling them soldiers. I guess it is easiest when we talk about rank and file which is all the troops on parade except the officers and some of the NCOs – and a few of the privates – and the term is used whether everyone is on parade or not. A large unit is called a battalion, unless it is a regiment but sometimes a regiment is much bigger than a battalion and then it has nothing to do with the other sort of regiment. Sub units are called companies unless they are squadrons or troops or batteries for that matter. That is not radio batteries and don’t confuse this type of troop with the type who are soldiers but not officers. Mostly the Army is divided into Corps as well as units, not the sort of Corps which is a couple of divisions but the sort which tells you straight away what trade each man performs, whether he is a tradesmen or not. The Infantry Corps has all the infantrymen for example and the Artillery Corps has all the gunners. Both these Corps also have signallers and drivers except those who are in the Signals or Transport Corps. Both these Corps provide a special service and that’s why the Transport Corps provides cooks. In fact the Signals Corps is not a service at all because it is an Arm. Arms do all the fighting, although Signals don’t have to fight too much, rather like the Engineers who are also an Arm but they don’t fight too much either. So you see, it’s really quite simple. |
It's time!!!
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You die. |
Note to self:
Don't think about it. It WILL drive you crazier, & back where you were. |
die??
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Why is it that today's too-coincidental-not-to-be-taken-as-a-sign, i.e., uncanny parrelism, happens to be cocks?
I'm glad I don't remember last night's dream. :expressionless: Well, in light of this, let's try to best the previous cock. Who can best Zim's huge cock? http://th07.deviantart.com/images/30...s_Big_COCK.gif P.S. Shocking Trivia you probably heard elsewhere, but wanted ultimate confirmation to be sure. http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...hickens10b.jpg from the The Guardian: Quote:
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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yay
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I'm cutting trees down today. It's tougher than I thought. And the local dump/recycle station won't take anything over 6" diameter, so the entire 50ft+ trunks of 3 trees will be sitting in my yard until I find a landfill to take them. Now that is cock. I wish I had a beaver.
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so i have one of those giant hershy's kisses, and it's sitting on top of my computer. the heat from my computer has softened and warmed this giant hershy's chocolate kiss. since i can feel the consistency before the taste is registered, it basically feels like i'm chomping into a giant turd with every bite.
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cut the trunks into sections, and quarter them lengthwise.... |
these are all pine trees...I'll ask around but I didn't think wood turners or workers would want pine. I was thinking of renting a log splitter to do what you suggest, Zook. I may still if I can't find a nearby landfill that'll let me dump them. This day has felt sort of longest since I haven't worked physically this hard in quite some time.
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I do not care to join in, with what I perceive to be sophmoric frat -boy -cock shit.
Of course my rather fractious sounding demeanor, might have something to do with the fact that I slept 3 hours last night. Oh yeah indeedeth..It be a full turgid moon tonight. That moon has a lot of 'splaining to do. Just sedate me...it's easier on everyone. |
"Long Black Train"
train on the line
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2363/...ab70f13da4.jpg There's a long black train comin' down the line, Feeding off the souls that are lost and cryin'. Rails of sin, only evil remains. Watch out, brother, for that long black train. Look to the heaven's, you can look to the sky. You can find redemption staring back into your eyes. There is protection and there's peace the same: Burnin' your ticket for that long black train. 'Cause there's victory in the Lord, I say. Victory in the Lord. Cling to the Father and his Holy name, And don't go ridin' on that long black train. There's an engineer on that long black train, Makin' you wonder if the ride is worth the pain. He's just a-waitin' on your heart to say: "Let me ride on that long black train." But you know there's victory in the Lord, I say. Victory in the Lord. Cling to the Father and his Holy name, And don't go ridin' on that long black train. Well, I can hear the whistle from a mile away. It sounds so good but I must stay away. That train is a beauty makin' everybody stare, But its only destination is the middle of nowhere. But you know there's victory in the Lord, I say. Victory in the Lord. Cling to the Father and his Holy name, And don't go ridin' on that long black train. I said cling to the Father and his Holy name, And don't go ridin' on that long black train. Yeah, watch out brother for that long black train. That devil's drivin' that long black train. -Josh Turner youtube.com/watch?v=7gybGXnciig |
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner Sometimes I feel like my only friend Is the city I live in, the city of angels Lonely as I am, together we cry I drive on her streets 'cause she's my companion I walk through her hills cause she knows who I am She sees my good deeds and she kisses me windy I'll never worry, now that is a lie I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day Take me to the place I love, take me all the way I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day Take me to the place I love, take me all the way It's hard to believe that there's nobody out there It's hard to believe that I'm all alone At least I have her love, the city she loves me Lonely as I am, together we cry I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day Take me to the place I love, take me all the way I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day Take me to the place I love, take me all the way Under the bridge downtown Is where I drew some blood Under the bridge downtown I could not get enough Under the bridge downtown Forgot about my love Under the bridge downtown I gave my life away |
line on a bridge
(dance it seems) http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/4...9705f3bb65.jpg Erasmusbrug http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3201/...c99130ea_b.jpg The Erasmusbrug is a cable stayed bridge across the Nieuwe Maas river, linking the northern and southern halves of the city of Rotterdam, Netherlands. The Erasmusbrug was designed by Ben van Berkel and completed in 1996. The 808 metre long bridge has a 139 metre-high asymmetrical pylon, earning the bridge its nickname of The Swan. --:Erasmusbrug - Wikipedia |
The colours, textures, an placements of those photos,
hmmmm, i be ruminating an analogy. Yo JET!...stream me..streamm me. You owe me some cleansing good dog food hop, after subjecting me to the twangs of that...whatever that was, earlier.. gimme the spit sharin' ...ehhh..you knows. I do ask a please and thank you. "Manners Intact" would be a good name for a band. |
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