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Jetée 05-04-2009 10:15 PM

Ever since I had a dream about I forget what last night, with superpowers, and chases through a Church, and especially featuring Alana De La Garza, I can't stop thinking about her.

It's brought bliss to my otherwise empty mind. Can't wait to see if she shows up again tonight.


P.S. fan service, because I'm nice

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3102/...533d4a2270.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3267/...ef1a16767f.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3024/...40012e7c08.jpg

FuglyStick 05-04-2009 11:12 PM

Somebody's bucking for "Poster of the Week"

More bribes please.

Zooksport2 05-05-2009 12:12 AM

crap. now I'm gonna be dreamin' about her too!

she is a dish!

.

BadNick 05-05-2009 04:00 AM

now I'm longest for her

Jetée 05-05-2009 05:04 AM

I also found out she's in some obscure yet very intriguing film called "El Segundo".

It's about some rich Tejano looking for a jewel similar to the Philosopher's Stone (?) to grant him eternal life. What's important is she is in this movie, and from the trailer I saw, she also may have an intimate scene!

I guess my "follow the rabbit" tangent has veered off into the last page.

highdro69 05-05-2009 06:39 AM

i've always wondered if all assistant D.A.'s are as hot as they are on law and order, but to preserve my fantasy, i refuse to research it.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-05-2009 07:16 AM

Approximate ideas
Just as often serve as well for one
as those much more exacting.

y'know.

BadNick 05-05-2009 10:10 AM

Approximate works for me, being an engineer. So I could take 2 of her, +/-1

Zooksport2 05-05-2009 02:34 PM

You couldn't handle one of her, let alone 3!

hehehe

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Jetée 05-05-2009 03:08 PM

Alright, this is getting out of hand; no one is "handling" my dream girl.

Go ahead and take Röhm, or Hennessy, or even Harmon. There's enough Assistant District Attorneys for everyone.

highdro69 05-05-2009 03:53 PM

dibs on angie harmon!

Jetée 05-05-2009 04:16 PM

For shame highdro. (do we have a wagging finger smiley?)

"Calling dibs" perhaps requires a claim of sorts, like these fine claims:
(she kinda looks like she could be Jordana Brewster's older sister)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/50/13...8b5d995690.jpg


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3167/...9f7ce8e730.jpg

"suspect", in my opinion, but others might appreiate the aesthetic
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3161/...455a989b40.jpg

genuinegirly 05-05-2009 05:05 PM

Her skin is shiney and pale.

Jetée 05-05-2009 05:27 PM

I forgot the "C" note. I'm slow to recognize my errors once committed, since I don't look back; takes too much time. (Pin-ups need glare to shield from sunny contrasts?)

http://th02.deviantart.com/fs9/300W/...nnyMarbelo.jpg

ring 05-05-2009 08:41 PM

Maruru.

FuglyStick 05-05-2009 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genuinegirly (Post 2632753)
Her skin is shiney and pale.

That's it, I'm throwing her back.

Seriously, though, she's married to Jason Sehorn. As a Giants fan, I've never hated a Giants player as much as Jason Sehorn. Not because he's married to Angie Harmon, but because he was always over-rated and got his ass handed to him by Terrel Owens in the playoffs in 2003.

You don't deserve Angie Harmon, Sehorn, DO YOU HEAR ME?

Zooksport2 05-05-2009 10:02 PM

The ARMY: “The system is really quite simple.”

You see, all people in the Army are soldiers, all privates are soldiers, but not all soldiers are privates. Some are officers who are commissioned, but some are officers who are not commissioned. Obviously if every private was called private it would be confusing, so some privates are called things like trooper, driver, gunner, craftsmen, sapper or signaller. Not all of the drivers actually drive because some of them cook, but we don’t call them cooks, for that matter, not all drivers are called drivers – some of them are privates or gunners. Gunners as I’m sure you know are the guys that fire guns, unless of course they are drivers or signallers in which case we call them gunners rather than drivers or signallers just to make it clearer. All gunners belong to the artillery, except that in the infantry we have gunners who are called privates because they fire a different sort of gun, for the same reason we call our drivers and signallers private as well.

A Lance Corporal is called Corporal, unless he is a Lance Bombardier then we call him Bombardier to distinguish him from a full Bombardier, who is just like a Corporal. All other ranks are called by their rank for the sake of simplicity except that Staff Sergeants are called Staff, but they are not on the staff, some Warrant Officers, who are not officers, are called Sergeant Major although they are not Sergeants or Majors. Some Warrant Officers are called Mister which is the same thing that we call some officers but they are not Warrant Officers. A Lieutenant is also called Mister because they are subalterns, but we always write their rank as Lieutenant or Second Lieutenant, and second comes before first.

When we talk about groups of soldiers there obviously has to be clear distinction. We call them Officers and Soldiers although we know that officers are soldiers too, sometimes we talk about officers and other ranks which is the same as calling them soldiers. I guess it is easiest when we talk about rank and file which is all the troops on parade except the officers and some of the NCOs – and a few of the privates – and the term is used whether everyone is on parade or not. A large unit is called a battalion, unless it is a regiment but sometimes a regiment is much bigger than a battalion and then it has nothing to do with the other sort of regiment. Sub units are called companies unless they are squadrons or troops or batteries for that matter. That is not radio batteries and don’t confuse this type of troop with the type who are soldiers but not officers.

Mostly the Army is divided into Corps as well as units, not the sort of Corps which is a couple of divisions but the sort which tells you straight away what trade each man performs, whether he is a tradesmen or not. The Infantry Corps has all the infantrymen for example and the Artillery Corps has all the gunners. Both these Corps also have signallers and drivers except those who are in the Signals or Transport Corps. Both these Corps provide a special service and that’s why the Transport Corps provides cooks. In fact the Signals Corps is not a service at all because it is an Arm. Arms do all the fighting, although Signals don’t have to fight too much, rather like the Engineers who are also an Arm but they don’t fight too much either.

So you see, it’s really quite simple.

MexicanOnABike 05-06-2009 03:13 AM

It's time!!!

BadNick 05-06-2009 03:30 AM

tick tock the mouse ran up the clock

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...pics/clock.gif

highdro69 05-06-2009 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2 (Post 2632856)
The ARMY: “The system is really quite simple.”

You see, all people in the Army are soldiers, all privates are soldiers, but not all soldiers are privates. Some are officers who are commissioned, but some are officers who are not commissioned. Obviously if every private was called private it would be confusing, so some privates are called things like trooper, driver, gunner, craftsmen, sapper or signaller. Not all of the drivers actually drive because some of them cook, but we don’t call them cooks, for that matter, not all drivers are called drivers – some of them are privates or gunners. Gunners as I’m sure you know are the guys that fire guns, unless of course they are drivers or signallers in which case we call them gunners rather than drivers or signallers just to make it clearer. All gunners belong to the artillery, except that in the infantry we have gunners who are called privates because they fire a different sort of gun, for the same reason we call our drivers and signallers private as well.

A Lance Corporal is called Corporal, unless he is a Lance Bombardier then we call him Bombardier to distinguish him from a full Bombardier, who is just like a Corporal. All other ranks are called by their rank for the sake of simplicity except that Staff Sergeants are called Staff, but they are not on the staff, some Warrant Officers, who are not officers, are called Sergeant Major although they are not Sergeants or Majors. Some Warrant Officers are called Mister which is the same thing that we call some officers but they are not Warrant Officers. A Lieutenant is also called Mister because they are subalterns, but we always write their rank as Lieutenant or Second Lieutenant, and second comes before first.

When we talk about groups of soldiers there obviously has to be clear distinction. We call them Officers and Soldiers although we know that officers are soldiers too, sometimes we talk about officers and other ranks which is the same as calling them soldiers. I guess it is easiest when we talk about rank and file which is all the troops on parade except the officers and some of the NCOs – and a few of the privates – and the term is used whether everyone is on parade or not. A large unit is called a battalion, unless it is a regiment but sometimes a regiment is much bigger than a battalion and then it has nothing to do with the other sort of regiment. Sub units are called companies unless they are squadrons or troops or batteries for that matter. That is not radio batteries and don’t confuse this type of troop with the type who are soldiers but not officers.

Mostly the Army is divided into Corps as well as units, not the sort of Corps which is a couple of divisions but the sort which tells you straight away what trade each man performs, whether he is a tradesmen or not. The Infantry Corps has all the infantrymen for example and the Artillery Corps has all the gunners. Both these Corps also have signallers and drivers except those who are in the Signals or Transport Corps. Both these Corps provide a special service and that’s why the Transport Corps provides cooks. In fact the Signals Corps is not a service at all because it is an Arm. Arms do all the fighting, although Signals don’t have to fight too much, rather like the Engineers who are also an Arm but they don’t fight too much either.

So you see, it’s really quite simple.

Wall of text crits you for over 9000.
You die.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-07-2009 05:17 AM

Note to self:

Don't think about it.
It WILL drive you crazier,
& back where you were.

MexicanOnABike 05-07-2009 03:55 PM

die??

Jetée 05-07-2009 04:30 PM

cast

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/31/39...11ba9474_m.jpg

MexicanOnABike 05-07-2009 04:52 PM

model
http://dontcostnothing.files.wordpre...inavacariu.jpg

ring 05-07-2009 08:46 PM

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Jetée 05-07-2009 09:20 PM

Why is it that today's too-coincidental-not-to-be-taken-as-a-sign, i.e., uncanny parrelism, happens to be cocks?

I'm glad I don't remember last night's dream. :expressionless:

Well, in light of this, let's try to best the previous cock.
Who can best Zim's huge cock?

http://th07.deviantart.com/images/30...s_Big_COCK.gif


P.S. Shocking Trivia you probably heard elsewhere, but wanted ultimate confirmation to be sure.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...hickens10b.jpg

from the The Guardian:
Quote:

Scientists have at last uncovered the closest living relative of the mighty Tyrannosaurus rex, the most feared and famous of all the dinosaurs. For the first time, researchers have managed to sequence proteins from the long-extinct creature, leading them to the discovery that many of the molecules show a remarkable similarity to those of the humble chicken.

Zooksport2 05-08-2009 12:31 AM

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

MexicanOnABike 05-08-2009 03:05 AM

yay

BadNick 05-08-2009 05:21 AM

I'm cutting trees down today. It's tougher than I thought. And the local dump/recycle station won't take anything over 6" diameter, so the entire 50ft+ trunks of 3 trees will be sitting in my yard until I find a landfill to take them. Now that is cock. I wish I had a beaver.

Jetée 05-08-2009 06:07 AM

a rock and weaver

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/26/58...ce9891ae_b.jpg

highdro69 05-08-2009 12:37 PM

so i have one of those giant hershy's kisses, and it's sitting on top of my computer. the heat from my computer has softened and warmed this giant hershy's chocolate kiss. since i can feel the consistency before the taste is registered, it basically feels like i'm chomping into a giant turd with every bite.

Zooksport2 05-08-2009 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2633684)
I'm cutting trees down today. It's tougher than I thought. And the local dump/recycle station won't take anything over 6" diameter, so the entire 50ft+ trunks of 3 trees will be sitting in my yard until I find a landfill to take them. Now that is cock. I wish I had a beaver.

advertise them to wood turners, or
cut the trunks into sections, and quarter them lengthwise....

BadNick 05-08-2009 08:39 PM

these are all pine trees...I'll ask around but I didn't think wood turners or workers would want pine. I was thinking of renting a log splitter to do what you suggest, Zook. I may still if I can't find a nearby landfill that'll let me dump them. This day has felt sort of longest since I haven't worked physically this hard in quite some time.

Zooksport2 05-08-2009 09:00 PM

Maybe a woodworker forum, good for making funiture etc?

eg: Woodwork Forums


.

Jetée 05-08-2009 09:14 PM

cock on a train track

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/5/805...e9309381_o.jpg

ring 05-08-2009 10:47 PM

I do not care to join in, with what I perceive to be sophmoric frat -boy -cock shit.

Of course my rather fractious sounding demeanor, might have something
to do with the fact that I slept 3 hours last night.

Oh yeah indeedeth..It be a full turgid moon tonight.

That moon has a lot of 'splaining to do.

Just sedate me...it's easier on everyone.

Jetée 05-08-2009 10:53 PM

"Long Black Train"
 
train on the line

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2363/...ab70f13da4.jpg

There's a long black train comin' down the line,
Feeding off the souls that are lost and cryin'.
Rails of sin, only evil remains.
Watch out, brother, for that long black train.
Look to the heaven's, you can look to the sky.
You can find redemption staring back into your eyes.
There is protection and there's peace the same:
Burnin' your ticket for that long black train.

'Cause there's victory in the Lord, I say.
Victory in the Lord.
Cling to the Father and his Holy name,
And don't go ridin' on that long black train.

There's an engineer on that long black train,
Makin' you wonder if the ride is worth the pain.
He's just a-waitin' on your heart to say:
"Let me ride on that long black train."

But you know there's victory in the Lord, I say.
Victory in the Lord.
Cling to the Father and his Holy name,
And don't go ridin' on that long black train.

Well, I can hear the whistle from a mile away.
It sounds so good but I must stay away.
That train is a beauty makin' everybody stare,
But its only destination is the middle of nowhere.

But you know there's victory in the Lord, I say.
Victory in the Lord.
Cling to the Father and his Holy name,
And don't go ridin' on that long black train.

I said cling to the Father and his Holy name,
And don't go ridin' on that long black train.

Yeah, watch out brother for that long black train.
That devil's drivin' that long black train.

-Josh Turner
youtube.com/watch?v=7gybGXnciig

ring 05-08-2009 11:09 PM



Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the city I live in, the city of angels
Lonely as I am, together we cry

I drive on her streets 'cause she's my companion
I walk through her hills cause she knows who I am
She sees my good deeds and she kisses me windy
I'll never worry, now that is a lie

I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
Take me to the place I love, take me all the way
I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
Take me to the place I love, take me all the way

It's hard to believe that there's nobody out there
It's hard to believe that I'm all alone
At least I have her love, the city she loves me
Lonely as I am, together we cry

I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
Take me to the place I love, take me all the way
I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
Take me to the place I love, take me all the way

Under the bridge downtown
Is where I drew some blood
Under the bridge downtown
I could not get enough
Under the bridge downtown
Forgot about my love
Under the bridge downtown
I gave my life away

Jetée 05-08-2009 11:17 PM

line on a bridge

(dance it seems)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/4...9705f3bb65.jpg


Erasmusbrug
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3201/...c99130ea_b.jpg

The Erasmusbrug is a cable stayed bridge across the Nieuwe Maas river, linking the northern and southern halves of the city of Rotterdam, Netherlands.

The Erasmusbrug was designed by Ben van Berkel and completed in 1996. The 808 metre long bridge has a 139 metre-high asymmetrical pylon, earning the bridge its nickname of The Swan.

--:Erasmusbrug - Wikipedia

ring 05-08-2009 11:31 PM

The colours, textures, an placements of those photos,
hmmmm, i be ruminating an analogy.

Yo JET!...stream me..streamm me.

You owe me some cleansing good dog food hop,
after subjecting me to the twangs of that...whatever that was,
earlier..

gimme the spit sharin' ...ehhh..you knows.
I do ask a please and thank you.

"Manners Intact" would be a good name for a band.


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