argh, dont remind me

has it passed yet?

has what passed?

:):):)

i passed some earlier today...now i feel better

i had a good passing this morning

ppwwwttt....I just passed

it passed. sorry. When I have a shitty day, it gets to me. today was a good day. nothing special but still ok.

mmm'kay

Oh, okay.

it's raining!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOAB,
Wow, that blows my mind!...another example of the mysterious nature of our Universe. Just this morning I ate a fortune cookie with my coffee and on back of the fortune inside was the translation for "rain" which is 雨 <<< which is a little funny to me since it looks like an umbrella but it's raining under it

it's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snooring

she looks sexually frustrated. that's a shame

very much so

never mind her. HE looks satisfied...



.

I could change that look in a second.

i ran out of gatorade :-(

but is terror what you are really going for?

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The farmer said, "Having some problem with circle flies there, are ya?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, 'Well yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of circle flies."
So the farmer says. "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See,
they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey, wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ass?"
The farmer says, "Oh no officer. I have too much respect for law
enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a
horse's ass."
The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing", and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."

yea, right in his ass!

oldie, but goodie

Guy calls his horse rancher buddy and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
"How will I recognize him?" his buddy asks.
"That's easy; he's short and has a speech impediment" So, the man shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
"A female horth." So, he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So, the guy picks up the man and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So, he picks the little fella up
again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth. Can I see her mouf"? The rancher is gettin pretty pissed off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf. Can I see her twat"? Totally pissed at this point, the
rancher grabs him under his arm and rams the mans head as far as he can up the horse's rear, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The man gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I thould rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit"?

dont watch crank2 with ur kids, its pure tits, ass, and action, on acid

good review! i will now go see it. :):thumbsup:

is that all there is?

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hehe.

interesting. now how does that make you feel?

feel like dancing?

yes...in the street

Speaking of hot brunettes of the 80's, where have you gone, Linda Fiorentino?
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this is really picking UP! or is it down?